All the little things.

[Isaac Dodgson]

Um...the unclarity of some posts tends to get to me. Though silently and I'm one to politely inform or correct, not jump down someone's throat, lest they warrant such.

 

[xitel]

When people pick up something in a store intending to buy then later decide against it, but instead of putting it back where it belongs they'll just throw it on any shelf near-by, just one of my few OCD moments.

AGHHHHH!!! I worked in a grocery store, and had to spend over an hour a night putting back stuff people would take to the counter and then jsut say "I don't want this". Filled 3 CARTS every night. Then I had to go and find all the stuff they put randomly back on the shelf and then put THEM back. Sorry for the rant, but yeah, that pisses me off. Especially when they put fromzen stuff under the rottisserie chicken heat lamps.

Personally, the little thing that annoys me the most is when people write "should of" instead of "should have" or "should've". Seriously, my high school's lacrosse team put that on the back of their team t-shirts one year: "You should of been a Wilde Cat". Yes, because if you were, YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO READ! (read the bold as though it were being yelled at you by Lewis Black)

 

[xitel]

Arrogant sarcasm by dedicated forumists that think they're bigger than Jesus. And Jap-Wap bummers.

Folks that whine because the big boys made fun of them.

 

[Hoppetussa]

Slow internet.

 

[Hey Joe]

• * Hookers with STD's (I ain't paying 10 bucks a blow for gonorrhea)
  
  * Crazy angles on myspace photos (ooh...I'm edgy and artsy!)
  
  * Useless threads
  
  * Attention seeking that isn't ironic and cute (because...that's what I do. Love me?)
  
  * Waiting in line for more than five minutes when I just want a sandwich
  
  * People who buy designer herbal teas but can't point out where it came from on a map
  
  * Teenagers who talk too loudly on public transport ("Oh my god you totally fucked him!")
  
  * Newspapers that are becoming increasingly tabloid
  
  * People who ask me for directions at work (I'm not a tour guide, and I can barely hear you over the espresso machine whirring)
  
  * People who want to chat with me at work when people are waiting behind them
  
  * People who criticise modern art without having tried to engage with it
  
  * Americans telling me that I'm spelling 'colour' wrong.
  
  * Kevin Muscat
  
  * Binge drinking. Seriously, wtf people? "Yeah, I'm totally going to go and get alcohol poisoning, it'll be great!"

That is all...for now.

 

[Ago Iterum]

Arrogant sarcasm by dedicated forumists that think they're bigger than Jesus. And Jap-Wap bummers.

People who post self righteously.

You,

Arrogant sarcasm by dedicated forumists that think they're bigger than Jesus. And Jap-Wap bummers.

Folks that whine because the big boys made fun of them.

And you.

 

[FireFly90]

Scare-mongering

Pretty much everything post 2000 (except technology), this decade has been absolute shit compared to the rest of history.

 

[Galletea]

The over use of the word 'genius'.

 

[Baby Tea]

- People who don't understand the simple concept of four-way stops and who has the right of way and who doesn't.

- People who watch one movie/read one book/play one game/listen to one speaker on a subject and think they're fully educated in that field or time era or whatever.

- When I worked computer retail (I'm so glad I'm out of THAT business), I hated when I had to make up analogies for every aspect of a computer so Jimmy McDumbass could understand when I told him that Call of Duty 4 won't run on his 5 year old laptop. 'No, more RAM won't fix the problem.'

- In forums: People who don't use proper capitalizations, proper punctuation, or proper English. If I can't understand you, then what you said must not have been that important.

EDIT:

The over use of the word 'epic / fail / win'.

Fixed.

 

[cainx10a]

Arrogant sarcasm by dedicated forumists that think they're bigger than Jesus. And Jap-Wap bummers.

People who post self righteously.

You,

Arrogant sarcasm by dedicated forumists that think they're bigger than Jesus. And Jap-Wap bummers.

Folks that whine because the big boys made fun of them.

And you.

I hate haters.
So, you.

 

[Galletea]

The over use of the word 'epic / fail / win'.

Fixed.

Ok those too but I've only recently encountered those so they've yet to really piss me off.

 

[Nimbus]

DRM


No more need be said.


(Damn, there isn't anything bolder than bold.)

 

[Jharry5]

Computer slowing for no reason.
Overhyped, underperfoming bug-riddled games.
Internet shorthand in real life conversations.
Poor punctuation/grammar (not that I'd correct anyone on it though...)
Self-righteousness and unneeded sarcasm on internet posts.
People saying a film/band/game etc is rubbish when they've never seen/heard/played them.
People who discriminate based on where someone's from or how they talk.

And people who post long lists of personal opinion...

 

[SnowCold]

When people spell "a lot" as one word. I'm no spelling nazi, but that bugs the hell out of me.

sorry rotten, i do that alot.

/Thread

Political corectness in children TV shows, I mean... COME ON! why does the brain have to black? while the rest aren't even white, their YELLOW!

 

[Hunde Des Krieg]

controversy seekers... people that post shit about abortion or gay rights or feminism or creationism. Please give it a rest. If only for like... a month. Also, creationists that feel it is their duty to recruit. Oh and animal rights activists, and people that watch reality shows, and being stuck in traffic on a motorcycle in Oregon(can't go between cars here). Oh and people's children that won't behave. And a whole lot of other stuff.
Oh god I'm like a crotchity old man...

 

[MONTGOMERYWOODRUFF69]

A better question whould be what doesn't piss me off, here lately it's damn near everything. Cats,dogs,children,people in the crosswalk taking their damn sweet time when the light has turned green, it should be legal to squish at least one of those a year..

 

[curlycrouton]

B.S.T.L. syndrome.
Balls Stuck To Leg.
The bane of my life.

 

[Portkins]

Why would we make a thread about something we hate? Humans are BORN to hate; why not make a thread of what we DON'T hate, just to narrow it down?

[Still Editing]

And, while we're here, I hate..

* The Repeated clicking/tapping of a pen/pencil

* The sound of anything scratching against certain plastics. (Ex. a Windbreaker, Plastic Pants)

* Screaming

* People who don't know when to shut up.

* People who can't take a joke.

* People who take jokes too far.

* People who LITERALLY say 'LOL' 'ROFL' and 'WTF' (as they're said: Ehl oh Ehl. Roffle. Dubbuh you tee eff)

* People who walk .0036 mm/hour

* The DMV

* New Jersey

* Ads

* People who cut up pizza before eating it.

* People who rip and tear at an entire steak, without cutting.

* Little Kids

* The United States under Dubba-ya(I live there, matter o' fact)'

* Cars

* Starbucks

* Those snooty sort of people that go to Starbucks and pretend they're high-class, refined or whatever, even though they're regular jackoffs.

* Melted Ice Cream

* Ketchup

* People who pronounce things incorrectly (Turret DOES NOT have an N in it. Nor does Algebra end in ER)

* Ads

* Commercials

* Stupid TV Shows (Especially the more recent cartoons.)

* Dave Chappelle, he's just not as funny as people say he is.

* Humans

* Florida

* New Jersey

* Ads

* Raccoons. I don't care how cute you think it is, I'm shooting that and you're not stopping me.

* The Economy

* My Boss

* My Boss' Boss.

* The CEO of my Boss' Boss' Company.

* Al Gore

* Sarah Palin

* Electric Scooters

* Lawn Mowers

* Kids using Lawn Mowers

* Kids getting paid to mow lawns.

* Khaki Pants (Just not my style)

* Non-super glue.

* Wire Hangers

* Teachers

* Buses

* Games that follow the E. T. chapter on the 'Guide to Video Games'

And lastly, Ebaumsworld. I REALLY hate them. Do I need a reason?

 

[EeveeElectro]

When people repeat themselves.
That sends me into such a rage!

 

[jockslap]

Arrogant sarcasm by dedicated forumists that think they're bigger than Jesus. And Jap-Wap bummers.

People who post self righteously.

You,

Arrogant sarcasm by dedicated forumists that think they're bigger than Jesus. And Jap-Wap bummers.

Folks that whine because the big boys made fun of them.

And you.

I hate haters.
So, you.

please stop that, i wont have flaming ruin the thread, if this continues you could possibly ruin something cool.