All the little things.

[jockslap]

Why would we make a thread about something we hate? Humans are BORN to hate; why not make a thread of what we DON'T hate, just to narrow it down?

[Still Editing]

And, while we're here, I hate..

* The Repeated clicking/tapping of a pen/pencil

* The sound of anything scratching against certain plastics. (Ex. a Windbreaker, Plastic Pants)

* Screaming

* People who don't know when to shut up.

* People who can't take a joke.

* People who take jokes too far.

* People who LITERALLY say 'LOL' 'ROFL' and 'WTF' (as they're said: Ehl oh Ehl. Roffle. Dubbuh you tee eff)

* People who walk .0036 mm/hour

* The DMV

* New Jersey

* Ads

* People who cut up pizza before eating it.

* People who rip and tear at an entire steak, without cutting.

* Little Kids

* The United States under Dubba-ya(I live there, matter o' fact)'

* Cars

* Starbucks

* Those snooty sort of people that go to Starbucks and pretend they're high-class, refined or whatever, even though they're regular jackoffs.

* Melted Ice Cream

* Ketchup

* People who pronounce things incorrectly (Turret DOES NOT have an N in it. Nor does Algebra end in ER)

* Ads

* Commercials

* Stupid TV Shows (Especially the more recent cartoons.)

* Dave Chappelle, he's just not as funny as people say he is.

* Humans

* Florida

* New Jersey

* Ads

* Raccoons. I don't care how cute you think it is, I'm shooting that and you're not stopping me.

* The Economy

* My Boss

* My Boss' Boss.

* The CEO of my Boss' Boss' Company.

* Al Gore

* Sarah Palin

* Electric Scooters

* Lawn Mowers

* Kids using Lawn Mowers

* Kids getting paid to mow lawns.

* Khaki Pants (Just not my style)

* Non-super glue.

* Wire Hangers

* Teachers

* Buses

* Games that follow the E. T. chapter on the 'Guide to Video Games'

And lastly, Ebaumsworld. I REALLY hate them. Do I need a reason?

damn, hella post

[EDIT] people who say "hella"
(yeah, i just did that )

 

[Portkins]

I've got lots of hate boiling up within my gullet.

 

[huntedannoyed]

Things that other people do that annoy me? Eating loudly.
Things that I do that annoy me? Having to cut my fingernails every three or four days.
Being annoying to other people? Priceless.

 

[Zer_]

The motorists on MY roads in the way of my bike. The fact that societey frowns on using my bike lock to bash out said motorists talilights.

Apple products and anything affiliated with them.

Non Mr. T celebrities.

Dial-up.

New Jersey.

California.

France.

This. So just because someone lives in a certain geographical location, that means they are somehow bad in someone's mind. Oh hey look he's a Muslim, better keep an eye on him, right?! Oh look, he's French, go surrender to... things... like Hitler, and... Terrorists!

So here I think I've made my point, you now know of something that annoys the living shit out of me.

 

[Portkins]

Oh god, I forgot the thing I hate the most.

People who chew with their mouth open

Learn some goddamned manners and close that gaping maw before I fill it with a fist!

 

[Portkins]

The motorists on MY roads in the way of my bike. The fact that societey frowns on using my bike lock to bash out said motorists talilights.

Apple products and anything affiliated with them.

Non Mr. T celebrities.

Dial-up.

New Jersey.

California.

France.

This. So just because someone lives in a certain geographical location, that means they are somehow bad in someone's mind. Oh hey look he's a Muslim, better keep an eye on him, right?! Oh look, he's French, go surrender to... things... like Hitler, and... Terrorists!

So here I think I've made my point, you now know of something that annoys the living shit out of me.

Personally, it's not that I hate the residents of said states/countries, I just mean the states in general. There may certainly be exceptions to the wonderful stereotype, but while I lived in those locales, I had a less than pleasurable experience.

Sorry for the double-post.

 

[Syphonz]

People that use the expression 'OI!' when they're neither of British or Austrailian heritage. Picture this: risght now, a dude from texas is sitting next to me and someone spilt his coffee his reaction is 'oi! what the hell man?'..yes he has a texan accent to go along with this.

 

[Zer_]

The motorists on MY roads in the way of my bike. The fact that societey frowns on using my bike lock to bash out said motorists talilights.

Apple products and anything affiliated with them.

Non Mr. T celebrities.

Dial-up.

New Jersey.

California.

France.

This. So just because someone lives in a certain geographical location, that means they are somehow bad in someone's mind. Oh hey look he's a Muslim, better keep an eye on him, right?! Oh look, he's French, go surrender to... things... like Hitler, and... Terrorists!

So here I think I've made my point, you now know of something that annoys the living shit out of me.

Personally, it's not that I hate the residents of said states/countries, I just mean the states in general. There may certainly be exceptions to the wonderful stereotype, but while I lived in those locales, I had a less than pleasurable experience.

Sorry for the double-post.

Then you hate the way the location is run. When you say Canada, you aren't just referring to one thing. You're referring to the people in Canada, the people who run Canada, and the geographical location that we call Canada. Be careful about how you use your words, mate. Words CAN kill.

 

[Jonathan Hexley]

The up and down scale of Metallica.
When I listened to One, I liked it, but then I went back to hating them.
Then I listened to Enter Sandman, and I liked it, but then I listened to Master of Puppets and went back to hating them.
Up and down, up and down.

I also don't like trolls. Damn punks, always standing under MY bridges. There's a fine for that. THERE'S A DAMN FINE FOR THAT!

 

[Portkins]

People that use the expression 'OI!' when they're neither of British or Austrailian heritage. Picture this: risght now, a dude from texas is sitting next to me and someone spilt his coffee his reaction is 'oi! what the hell man?'..yes he has a texan accent to go along with this.

What about Jews/Hebrews/Politically Correct Term

 

[Isaac Dodgson]

Might as well expand the list some.

-Born Again Christians/Vegens/Republicans/Any group of any sort that tend to shove their beliefs in your face trying to force you to either agree, understand, join them, or punch them in the face.

-Most Modern Artists. Note I didn't say Modern Art, but rather the artists, as most of the ones i've met seem to insist upon themselves and their "craft" and are terribly narcissistic.

-People who claim to enjoy Pink Floyd, but only know songs from Dark Side of the Moon, or even the Wall, and nothing else

-Stereotypical high school girls

-Frat boys

-Scene Kids

-Federal financial aid policies (They've recently fucked me over, giving me money and then saying "Oh just kidding we need that back...now)

-Pulp in OJ

-Fair weather fans

-Blatant hypocrisy

-People who tea bag, but more so when they do with little reason to.

-People who can only speak in ebonics

-Fat people calling someone else fat

-People who, no mater what, can never admit to being wrong, see another's point of view, and just insist on correcting someone else on EVERYTHING... IE: My younger sister, and my roommates girlfriend...ugh.

-Rachel Ray

I'll edit this perhaps later.

 

[kommando367]

first and formostop music i just hate it.
acronyms
people who proposisition me for cyber sex in chatrooms
people that will go to david blaine-extremes to annoy me.
cockroaches
people that hate other countries for no good reason
leet speakers
politics
people who think the U.S. president runs the whole country