All Your Base Are Belong to MSNBC's Top Game Quotes

[Lvl 64 Klutz]

"I'm kupo for kupo nuts!"

Gotta love it.

 

[Amnestic]

"Don't forget to reload Mr Freeman."

That's Dr. Freeman to you, puny rebel!

I thought only my copy had him saying that.

It's Halflife 2: Ultra Mega Freaking Awesome OH MY GOD IT'S ON MY LEG GET IT OFF Jesus' Second Coming We Think Maybe Perhaps Okay We Were Wrong Sorry Guys Edition. Turns out Gordon Freeman sounds like the a 4 year old girl when he talks. Probably why he doesn't say much.

 

[TsunamiWombat]

Do you think the game would be ruined to hear Gordon talk? I'd actually like to hear him talk. He'd need a very particular voice though. Something strong but not overly strong. Something calm and commanding, but not arrogant. Something like the average man, but above average... Okay maybe it's a bad diea.

 

[ObnoxiousTwat]

*Holds up a copy of Psychonauts in one hand, a copy of Portal with the other*

Play through those, that should fill at the very least the top 20.

GLADIS- "Hey do rembember when I tried to kill you and you were like NO WAY! and I said I was just joking."

Sorry if it's not exact but that was my favorite line in Portal

 

[N-Sef]

Yeah that list looks totally random, like they pulled it from a Bingo barrel. Here's one that I personally love;

'Woah slow down Babe, if nature calls it's in the back,' - Dante (Devil May Cry)

 

[stompy]

Along the vein in Portal, why isn't "The cake is a lie" in there? That thing created a whole meme... like others have stated, this list is pretty poor.

 

[Sigenrecht]

New on their official website: "The MSNBC Random Fact Generator".

"Tom Brokaw doesn't sleep. He waits."

Ahem. But, in all seriousness, this weak attempt to reach out to the more contemporary game-playing crowd shunned and denounced by... well, every other major media channel out there (we're looking at you, FOX you self-righteous bastards) was poorly thought-out. My opinion? Completely unnecessary, only earned them a few sighs. Oh, well. Still have to honor the effort... of which there was little. Obviously.

 

[macthorpe]

Max: Sam, either termites are burrowing through my skull, or one of us is ticking.
Sam: Oops, oh yeah. Max, where should I put this bomb so it doesn't hurt anyone we know or care about?
Max: Out the window, Sam. There's nothing but strangers out there.

 

[Amnestic]

Do you think the game would be ruined to hear Gordon talk? I'd actually like to hear him talk. He'd need a very particular voice though. Something strong but not overly strong. Something calm and commanding, but not arrogant. Something like the average man, but above average... Okay maybe it's a bad diea.

I'd rather he not talk, ever. Because he's been mute for so long, giving him a voice now would set expectations pretty high for it fitting him absolutely perfectly, and it's problably pretty difficult to do that with a character who's not based on a real person. Considering Valve's obsession with quality control, I think any voice they gave Freeman would be shot down in alpha/beta testing in favour of a silent Freeman.

 

[Aardvark Soup]

After beating Bowser and his seven children, players finally meet Toad at the end of Super Mario Bros. to discover that "Our princess is in another castle!" He was kidding, but it caused heart-attacks among gamers nonetheless.

You are confusing the first Super Mario Bros. with part 3 here. Toad was at the end of every castle except the last one in SMB1 (and lost levels) saying this line. In SMB3, you meet Peach at the end saying this line again as a joke.

 

[Frybird]

Max: Sam, either termites are burrowing through my skull, or one of us is ticking.
Sam: Oops, oh yeah. Max, where should I put this bomb so it doesn't hurt anyone we know or care about?
Max: Out the window, Sam. There's nothing but strangers out there.

*BOOM*

Sam: "I hope nobody was on that bus"
Max: "Nobody we know at least"

 

[Dectilon]

...None of those were even remotely funny. Was that really the best they could do? : /

 

[kamiikoneko]

Pft

how about "The Truck have started to move!" and "I feel asleep"?

 

[TOGSolid]

Get out of here Stalker!
Don't just stand there, come in!

Stalker is a treasure trove of quotable awesomeness.

 

[MagnetoHydroDynamics]

Diablo II holds just two:
"Horasons urinal? Oh, journal, yeah I was just kidding..." - Potion saleman 2nd act.
"Damnit! I wish you people would just leave me alone I... Oh you are new here right?" - Potion salesman 3rd act.
I find thoose amusing.

Also from Portal:
"Cake and grief counseling will be provided when the testing is over"

 

[Blind Punk Riot]

*Quotes all of the above* Zing!

And yeah, kick ass chew gum is one ive said to people who apparently didn't understand.
And all your base are belong to us. And get over here.


But then I use movies quotes more often

 

[dthree]

The only time I LOL'd during the halo series was when sarg quipped: "I know what the ladies like."

Between sam & max, monkey island, day of the tentacle, portal, psychonauts, and ratchet and clank, you could fill up a list with great quotes.

 

[Amnestic]

The only time I LOL'd during the halo series was when sarg quipped: "I know what the ladies like."

...anal?

 

[Unknower]

Nothing from HK-47?

"Stupid, frail, non-compartmentalized organic meatbags!"

Do you think the game would be ruined to hear Gordon talk? I'd actually like to hear him talk. He'd need a very particular voice though. Something strong but not overly strong. Something calm and commanding, but not arrogant. Something like the average man, but above average... Okay maybe it's a bad diea.

Gordon's muteness was okay in Half-Life, but in Half-Life 2 it felt a bit silly. But I agree that finding the right voice for him would be pretty hard.