All Your Base Are Belong to MSNBC's Top Game Quotes

[Random Argument Man]

Nothing from HK-47?

"Stupid, frail, non-compartmentalized organic meatbags!"

Fail.

"You are a very harsh master, Master. I like you."
―HK-47 to Revan

"Statement: Now do you understand the travails of my existence, master? Surely it does not compare to your existence, but still?"
"I survive. Somehow."
"Commentary: As do I. It is our lot in life, I suppose, master. Shall we find something to kill to cheer ourselves up?"

Definition: 'Love' is making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometers away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope. Statement: This definition, I am told, is subject to interpretation. Obviously, love is a matter of odds. Not many meatbags could make such a shot, and fewer would derive love from it. Yet for me, love is knowing your target, putting them in your targeting reticle, and together, achieving a singular purpose, against statistically long odds."
―HK-47[src]

 

[Amnestic]

Definition: 'Love' is making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometers away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope. Statement: This definition, I am told, is subject to interpretation. Obviously, love is a matter of odds. Not many meatbags could make such a shot, and fewer would derive love from it. Yet for me, love is knowing your target, putting them in your targeting reticle, and together, achieving a singular purpose, against statistically long odds."

This is my favourite

 

[SimuLord]

Celes: "I'm a GENERAL, not some opera floozy!"

The kick ass and chew bubble gum line originally appeared in Robocop, didn't it?

Owyn from Oblivion: "I heard a rumor that you're an idiot. Any truth to that?"

 

[Logan Frederick]

After beating Bowser and his seven children, players finally meet Toad at the end of Super Mario Bros. to discover that "Our princess is in another castle!" He was kidding, but it caused heart-attacks among gamers nonetheless.

You are confusing the first Super Mario Bros. with part 3 here. Toad was at the end of every castle except the last one in SMB1 (and lost levels) saying this line. In SMB3, you meet Peach at the end saying this line again as a joke.

Ah yes you are correct. They pictured Toad and I had the ending in mind and got the Princess joke mixed up with their pick. Now was it Peach or Daisy by SMB3?

 

[Aardvark Soup]

After beating Bowser and his seven children, players finally meet Toad at the end of Super Mario Bros. to discover that "Our princess is in another castle!" He was kidding, but it caused heart-attacks among gamers nonetheless.

You are confusing the first Super Mario Bros. with part 3 here. Toad was at the end of every castle except the last one in SMB1 (and lost levels) saying this line. In SMB3, you meet Peach at the end saying this line again as a joke.

Ah yes you are correct. They pictured Toad and I had the ending in mind and got the Princess joke mixed up with their pick. Now was it Peach or Daisy by SMB3?

Peach, Daisy only appeared in Super Mario Land 1 & 2 for Game Boy and later as a playable character in games like Mario Party, Kart, Tennis etc.