Allow me to introduce myself....

[Fijiman]

I'm Fijiman and I have broken glass before.

music

 

[username sucks]

My username sucks and I am cursed to dance and sing along to all music I hear.

Coffee

 

[Fijiman]

I'm Fijiman and coffee sucks.

jokes

 

[username sucks]

My username sucks and only one person laughs at my jokes. I'm sure you can guess who.

Edit(forgot to add something new): Forgetfulness

 

[kailus13]

My name is, uh... something, and what were we talking about again?

Ghosts

 

[thesilentman]

Ghosts aren't always Silent. (Fuck, that was bad now that I look at it. x-D)

Reality manipulation.

 

[Fijiman]

I'm Fijiman and reality manipulation is fun.

Spike in the eye

 

[username sucks]

My username sucks and I am the Spike in the Eye of... of... justice? Yes! I am the Spike in the Eye of Justice!!!

yes

 

[Teoes]

Why yes I am Teoes. I'm not surprised you recognised me.

Piledriver

 

[username sucks]

My username sucks and I use piledrivers to defeat all who stand before me. If you want to ask, "the tool or the wrestling move?" the answer is yes!

Bolo ties.

 

[Fijiman]

Bolo ties mean nothing to me, Fijiman. Mostly because I don't know what that is.

 

[thesilentman]

... Bad Fiji. Silent will have your head for that.

GUILLOTINE!

 

[Fijiman]

Silly Silent, Fijiman, who is who I am, is immune to beheading.

Random noises

 

[username sucks]

My username sucks and *beepbeep* *click* *honk* *BOOM*

Brick wall.

 

[Fijiman]

I am Fijiman, not a brick wall. You should know this by now.

The Sub

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I'm Redlin5 and I'm not the sub in this relationship.

 

[Teoes]

I'm Teoes and I've got nothing to work with.

A hedgehog eating a doughnut.

 

[username sucks]

My username sucks and I just blew u a hedgehog eating a doughnut

Sand

 

[Teoes]

I'm Teoes and when the chins climb all over me I get sand in my eyes, ears and mouth.

Dislocated

 

[Fijiman]

I am Fijiman and none of my joints are dislocated... I think.

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