Allow me to introduce myself....

[Barbas]

People of the Greggs, my name is Barbas and I have come for all your stores of pork pies. Don't any of you sons-a-bitches try to be heroes.

Dolphins.

 

[thesilentman]

I'm Silent, and I've always wanted to give my enemies dolphins ou birthday for amusement. =P

Being late.

 

[Fijiman]

I am Fijiman and I don't like being late for most things.

Mystery Skulls

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I'm Redlin5 and in my basement there is a box of mystery skulls.

Funny text faces.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Hi I'm Redlin5 and I like using emoticons. >:3

Bumping threads.

 

[kailus13]

Hi, i'm kailus and no-one can bump threads when you keep getting to them first.

つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Hi I'm Redlin5 and I'm lonely... つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

Christmas!

 

[Roxas1359]

Hi, I'm Neronium.
Please give Kirby here some food, he's really hungry. つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

 

[username sucks]

My username sucks and I have no idea which part of the last post I was supposed to use.

Sax and violins

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

My name I Redlin5 and when I play my trumpet I send the sax and violins fleeing for cover.

Copper

 

[Headsprouter]

My name is Headsprouter and I'm off to pretend to be a copper in a certain thread...

Break it off.

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

Harro, My name is Morsomk and I have branches near my house, but I like breaking them off.

Number One

 

[Letitha]

Heya, my name's Letitha, and I'm sad to say I'm not number one at anything - more a jack of a few trades.

Fish fingers.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I'm Redlin5 and I enjoy fish fingers.

Potatoes.

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

I'm Morsomk and I enjoy potatoes, both sweet and sugary.

Dat Humvee!

 

[Fijiman]

I am Fijiman and dat is not my Humvee.

The War

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I'm Redin5 and I covered The War you know.

Pokemon.

 

[kailus13]

I'm kailus, and I've never completed a Pokemon game.

Travesty

 

[DotSlash]

Hello, I'm DotSlash and I have committed numerous travesties in my life. Namely not knowing this thread existed.

Coffee.

 

[BobblyDrink]

Hi, I'm Tnekrtena. I got my name from randomly pressing my keyboard while on a coffee buzz.

Manikin.