Am I wrong to want this girl to be punched in the face?

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Binnsyboy said:
I've been paying too much attention to Barney on How I Met Your Mother...
Impossible. The fact that you think that indicates you haven't embodied Barney Stinson like you're supposed to.

OT: I hope to God she's above the Mendoza line. She's pretty crazy so she'd have to be at least an 8 to meet the line. But no, punch her all you want, she's a ****.
 

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Life itself is going to punch this girl in the face soon enough. Quite possibly with a jackhammer.
 

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Quantum Roberts said:
See, in this situation I'm just wondering who the bigger idiot is: The Idiot? or the Idiot who is dating the Idiot?
This.

The man in this scenario cannot be unaware that he is dating a spoiled entitled brat, yes she is a **** but at the same time he is an idiot.
 

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Spartan1362 said:
Umm... I don't know how you got that from any most of the posts I've seen in this thread.
Especially the first few posts.
I'll be fair and admit that I may be a bit harsh because the generalization that if one woman is a *****, all women are bitches just kinda irritates me, for some odd reason.

Second sentence in the fourth post:
Really pisses me off is that most women make up excuses for pulling this kind of crap.A few women do it = most women do it
Yep. Totally fair.
 

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Shawn MacDonald said:
Really pisses me off is that most women make up excuses for pulling this kind of crap.
Whoah! Back up a moment there, Trigger!

Most women don't pull this kind of crap, let alone make excuses for it. Just because one idiotic woman does, doesn't say anything about the rest of us!

 

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Azaradel said:
Spartan1362 said:
Umm... I don't know how you got that from any most of the posts I've seen in this thread.
Especially the first few posts.
I'll be fair and admit that I may be a bit harsh because the generalization that if one woman is a *****, all women are bitches just kinda irritates me, for some odd reason.

Second sentence in the fourth post:
Really pisses me off is that most women make up excuses for pulling this kind of crap.A few women do it = most women do it
Yep. Totally fair.
Depends on how you interpret his statement.

I'll reword it for how I interpreted it.
What really pisses me off is that most women who pull this kind of crap make excuses to try get out of it.
 

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My husband and I don't celebrate Valentine's Day...we celebrate the half-off candy and pink bears for the 3 or so days after it.

I don't think anything else needs to be said here about the original topic except: You don't always need to have a 'right' reason to punch someone who's being a massive *****, I find a left uppercut to be just as effective.

...though I did punch someone's head off after teleporting behind the once, so I should be careful.
 

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The Unworthy Gentleman said:
Binnsyboy said:
I've been paying too much attention to Barney on How I Met Your Mother...
Impossible. The fact that you think that indicates you haven't embodied Barney Stinson like you're supposed to.

OT: I hope to God she's above the Mendoza line. She's pretty crazy so she'd have to be at least an 8 to meet the line. But no, punch her all you want, she's a ****.
You're right. Of course you're right.

I'll be back in a minute, I just need to seek guidance from my copy of the Bro Code and then apologize to my suit...
 

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Bloodtrozorx said:
Quantum Roberts said:
See, in this situation I'm just wondering who the bigger idiot is: The Idiot? or the Idiot who is dating the Idiot?
This.

The man in this scenario cannot be unaware that he is dating a spoiled entitled brat, yes she is a **** but at the same time he is an idiot.
It depends whether she's like that to his face, though. She could just venomously ***** about him behind his back, and be nothing but "love hugs" and "trouser-friendly kisses" when he's in the room.

This is a Valentine's Day thread. I cleaned it up accordingly.
 

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Spartan1362 said:
Azaradel said:
Second sentence in the fourth post:
Really pisses me off is that most women make up excuses for pulling this kind of crap.A few women do it = most women do it
Yep. Totally fair.
Depends on how you interpret his statement.

I'll reword it for how I interpreted it.
What really pisses me off is that most women who pull this kind of crap make excuses to try get out of it.
Point taken.

I'm willing to give him the benefit of a doubt and assume that I could simply be misinterpreting the statement, but if that is the case, I'm going to say that the sentence should have been worded differently to have his point come across more clearly.
 

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Punching is too extreme. A good strong slap is just right. Maybe also a spit in the face. Or better yet, a dump in her panty drawer. Hits harder than a slap, yet nobody is physically hurt.
 

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shes one dumb woman, not only did she accuse her boyfriend of cheating but looked at his bank details behind his back and then admits to not only skipping work for this farse, but also that she does an aweful job at work on purpose dispite it being her dad's business.

if i was her boyfriend, i'd dump her. if i was her father i would fire her.

she needs to mature some more.
 

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Binnsyboy said:
Bloodtrozorx said:
Quantum Roberts said:
See, in this situation I'm just wondering who the bigger idiot is: The Idiot? or the Idiot who is dating the Idiot?
This.

The man in this scenario cannot be unaware that he is dating a spoiled entitled brat, yes she is a **** but at the same time he is an idiot.
It depends whether she's like that to his face, though. She could just venomously ***** about him behind his back, and be nothing but "love hugs" and "trouser-friendly kisses" when he's in the room.

This is a Valentine's Day thread. I cleaned it up accordingly.
Touché good sir. I hadn't considered that. It is rather easy to be blinded by a pretty face and "trouser-friendly kisses".
 

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Most men are dicks, and most women are cunts.

Just bookmarked that link. If someone ever asks me why I've not dated or ever will, I'll just click it and let the question asker listen.

A punch is unnecessary. I'd just take a dump in her tampon box and replace her birth control pills with tic-tacs.
 

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smithy_2045 said:
Stupid people say ignorant and/or selfish things?! Stop the presses!
THIS! THIS! THIS! OH DEAR LORDY THIS!!! If this gal was a sane and normal person should would not be very entertaining, and therefore would not have been selected to be on the radio.
 

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hahahahahaaa but seriously don't punch her, we need to get a team to film her 24/7, the stuff she says is pure comedy gold.
 

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Listening to the recording: anyone who uses the 'craptastic' is automatically a moron. Also, I kinda laughed when she said 'I need to find out who he sent these flowers to...it was definitely to some hoe.' Well, she's not wrong. I like how she doesn't see the contradiction when, after saying 'I'm gonna find out who he sent these flowers to, then I'm gonna kill her. Then I'm gonna kill him,' she says 'I am the nicest person. I do everything for everyone else.'

Please, punch her once for me as well.
 

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Seriously, it's one thing to be suspicious of someone when they are acting strange or out of the ordinary. It's another to be completely paranoid and untrustworthy of someone you claim to love and trust. If there is something that is bothering you, go straight to the source; don't rely on anyone else to get the truth. If the person denies anything, then you need to take their word; if it turns out that they continue to act strangely, then you might have some grounds to be suspicious.

On the flip side, someone who becomes suspicious of someone else(and completely out of the blue), it is often the case that the accuser might have something to hide, and their guilty conscious is causing them to lash out and seek faults in their significant other, in an attempt to justify their actions.


These are the type of people who need to grow up or be alone forever because they will never trust anyone and that paranoia will either drive their current partner away or cause them to cheat over nothing.
 

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Valentine's day is a fucking crock anyways. A more honest name would be Gifts for Sex Exchange Day, which exposes how shallow the supposed holiday actually is.