Am I wrong to want this girl to be punched in the face?

[kortin]

Sounds like the reason I don't date. Well, I don't really care about getting laid all that much, but the headache and heartache that comes with females just isn't worth the benefits of companionship.

Oh come on that's just silly. As if this girl is supposedly representative of all girls. Or as if girls are generally going to be troublesome.

You sir/ma'am are an intelligent human being and I salute your ability to use logic.
/salute

On topic: Uh. I dunno, she pisses me off, but really, wishing harm on another person is kinda silly to do. After all, we don't have genies or anything, might as well just punch em in the face yourself.

 

[Bomberman4000]

No need to get your hands dirty, because with the attitude she seems to have about things, life will eventually punch her in the face.

She's probably also one of these girls who downs Valentine's Day while still expecting to be pampered and shit. What a brat.

 

[alandavidson]

Oh this just made me laugh. People do some really odd things for "love" though. I knew a girl who had a boyfriend who kept cheating on her. Her answer to that was to make him buy her expensive gifts to "make up for it". It was bizarre to say the least.

OP: Most girls aren't like the one you talked about. There are some, and we have a TV show about them. It's called Jersey Shore.

 

[artanis_neravar]

I just want to share this because this was a total, I don't want to live on this planet anymore, moment.

So I'm driving to class, WBLI Radio station blasting. The annoying Radio show hosts announcing they want to help people that had a shitty valentines day that think their significant other is cheating to call in and they'll expose them. So the ***** Radio show host and her, well male-cohort with a lisp has this girl on the phone. Girl on the phone got Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen perfume (which she hated) for valentines day, saw the guys credit card charge behind his back... turns out, homeboy orders flowers. Girl has Guy-With-Lisp pretend to be the flower company making a costumer satisfaction call.

Long Story short, the flowers where for her, delivered the day after valentines day at her job... which she called out of to try to catch the guy cheating.

The girl is COMPLETELY unapologetic about her suspection, arguing that (and I'm quoting) "It's stupid to give someone flowers the day after valentines day anyway" and "Maybe he'll learn in the future."

***** radio show host asks, upon being told by the girl she'll stop by her job to collect the flowers ("Since their going to be dead in a couple days anyway") "So you have a job where you can just show up whenever you want?"

Girl responds "Actually, I work for my father, and I hate it, so I do a bad job on purpose..."

Remove Chivalry from the equation, if you believe in it, this person is a disgusting human being am I right?

(The link is http://feeds.wbli.com/~r/ToCatchACheater/~5/epVrLMSOjH4/valentine_s_day_flowers_101479511.mp3 if you want to listen)

You think thats bad? I was listening to the radio probably a month ago, and this girl called in freaking out because she took her nephew to the doctors, and while there saw his blood type. Now she notices his blood type isn't the same as his fathers (father was A and the kid was O) and is planning on telling her brother (the father) that the kids isn't his and his wife cheated on him. And the radio host lady agreed with her. That's right they were going to ruin this poor guys life because they had a poor grasp on hereditary traits

 

[artanis_neravar]

Oh this just made me laugh. People do some really odd things for "love" though. I knew a girl who had a boyfriend who kept cheating on her. Her answer to that was to make him buy her expensive gifts to "make up for it". It was bizarre to say the least.

OP: Most girls aren't like the one you talked about. There are some, and we have a TV show about them. It's called Jersey Shore.

My ex broke up with me because I, and this is a direct quote "can't spoil [her] the way [she] deserves" and this was a month and a half after I graduated college, with an engineering degree, and was having trouble finding a job.

 

[Woodsey]

Sounds like the reason I don't date. Well, I don't really care about getting laid all that much, but the headache and heartache that comes with females just isn't worth the benefits of companionship.

Because she is representative of all of the women. ALL OF THEM!

snip

Nice, say you know you're going to be called a sexist, so you can pull out the "I told you so," card, and even play up the victim angle a little later on.

'We have steered our women into feelings of self entitlement and to be completely selfish while ignoring others feelings.'

Alternatively: we don't treat women as if they're beneath us, meaning they get to express their own personalities, meaning some of them are dicks, just like men.

(I also like the idea that they're being steered, helpless as they are, bless them.)

'Now I actually don't even blame the women for this'

How very noble of you.

'Women are being more and more geared towards that very type of behavior in the original post while men seem to be getting less "manly" for a lack of a better word and simply just putting up with it.'

Indeed, it was much better when we took charge and told them how to feel and behave (or, y'know, slapped them around a bit for doing something wrong - the good old days!).

'If you want to see a good and decent woman go where life isn't easy in the world.'

Yeah, people are generally a little less concerned with First World Problems in places where they have greater struggles. Strange, that.

Your post, particularly the middle paragraph, is like something from the 50s. Women should admire us for all the things we do for them, they should be in awe of us, they should sing our praises from the mountain tops, they should appreciate how easy and carefree us men - who struggle bitterly and eternally for them - make their lives.

Blah blah blah.

No, I'm going to call your comment sexist because you just said that most women in my life, myself included, is an ungrateful ***** because of where I'm from.
Oh, and I get bonus ***** points for my being a young woman!

How about you *gasp* get to know people before declaring them entitled and selfish?
Is that really to much to ask?

Quick, she's not expressing blind gratitude! Get her!

 

[Kuroneko97]

Girls like this teach me what NOT to do when I start a relationship with someone. Jesus, have some trust in your partner. Was your relationship not started in the belief that you could trust that person, as well as care for them?

If I start a relationship.

 

[Mcupobob]

I hope that guy realizes he can do much better and dumps her ass.

That was my though exactly. The idiot thats with her doesn't move on to well a better person in general. Then he's equally as big idiot and they deserve to live out there idiotic lives to together.

As to you wanting to punch her in the face I have no problem with that. Though there is a difference to wanting and actively seeking out and punching said face. As long as you know where the line is buddy.

 

[chadachada123]

To be fair, radio shows lie all of the time.

I was once on the air as "some dude that got cheated on with my best friend," and they even brought "her" (some random intern) onto the air so I could "have a word with her." One of the perps of living pretty close to Detroit: the radio stations can be kinda nuts around here. The trashiest (the one I was on) station is definitely 9-5-5, heh. Most of the time they roll through so many stories so fast that that kind of "uhhh...the fuck?" stuff just flies over the viewers' heads.

If that woman was totally real and not exaggerating for the sake of showbiz, though, then yeah, a punch to the face would be totally appropriate.

 

[clawmachinelegend]

I would say no to a punch mainly because it's fake. I am pretty sure it against FCC regulation to broadcast a phone call without tell them they are on the radio. Also most morning zoo radio shows use a prep service that has prerecorded bits and this sounds like one

 

[Darh Abdomino]

Thank god I married my wife. She's so awesome. I told her no Valentine's Day, it's for fools, I'd rather do sweet things for her throughout the year rather than relegate it to a specific day and she said "Okay". Then I bought her a big ass teddy bear which she loves and hates me for getting it for Valentine's Day.

I'm such an ass. Though technically, the score was really even since she got me a Valentine's Day present before we came to this agreement and when we came to this agreement she decided to represent it as an anniversary present instead.

Though on a related note, she's been treated like shit or romantically neglected by almost every other person she's been with, so she doesn't expect much and even the most basic romantic gesture makes me a god of love in her eyes. Moral of the story: Date romantically neglected women, not self-entitled bitches that have had everything handed to them on a silver platter.

That is both the most inspiring/useful AND the most horrible advice I have ever heard. Congrats good sir, you have sent my moral compass spinning. That is no mean feat.

 

[mega48man]

wow. punch this ***** in the face

"and i'm nice and i'm pretty"
she's just a little saint with her iphone and daddy's car, isn't she? T_T

 

[TheLoneBeet]

It's a shame because sometimes the people who actually have somebody to do nice things for them on valentine's day just don't deserve it. Like this *****.

 

[Knight Captain Kerr]

He should break up with her.

 

[McNoobin]

Personally I think it's never wrong to want, but to actually do is another story. And that whole "it's stupid to give a girl flowers after Valentine's Day" ... if I gave her a gift after Christmas I feel like she'd throw it off a cliff, morph into a 21-foot radioactive ferret and self-destruct destroying half of the western hemisphere.

Joking aside, although punching her in the face probably won't do much I do hope she goes through some life-changing event that makes her, like, not a *****.