Amazon Unveils Flying Robot Delivery Drones

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JenSeven

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"Rudolph the red nosed strike drone..."
"Oh Christmas Drone, Oh Christmas Drone..."
"I'm dreaming of a drone Christmas..."

Now all we need is some artist to draw Santa's sled being pulled by predator drones.

Are you naughty or nice? Naughty children will get ... EXTERMINATED!!!
 

teqrevisited

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Maybe they're working on building an automated robotic workforce because their abysmal working conditions are putting off anyone who has ever worked there before. I know I wouldn't go back if they paid me double.
 

Kyrdra

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Strazdas said:
GPS is actaully VERY precise. Its just that civilians do not get acess to precise coordinates. Actually the sattelites randomize the localtion a bit when sending the signal intentionally, thats why standing still you can be "jumping around". this is intentional and is made so that civilians wouldnt build a GPS guided missiles.
If amazon has acess to precise GPS (doubtful), then they can do a lot of precision landing with that. if they combine it with sattelite visual to crosscheck the GPS, they can autmate pretty much anything there. Thing is, private company wont get acess to either of the two.
That is still in place? I thought they lifted that ban a few years ago
 

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Yeah no.
Unless people have special drone mailboxes so those things have a fixed place where the package is safe to deliver to, I see packages getting stolen left and right, deliveries on rooftops of skyscrapers, in pools and in the middle of streets.
It depends on where you live, I guess. The video showed a very middle to upper-middle class suburban home. There would be little difference between a drone delivery and a normal delivery where I live. I don't get home until around 5:30 pm and routinely have packages waiting for me on my front porch. I've never had a single thing stolen. I think Amazon would just need to adjust allowable locations depending on the number of stolen packages.

But, yeah, if something like this became normal, you probably would see special small "landing pads" on roofs or whatever.
 

King_Julian

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forget people stealing them.......what happens when one of them crash lands on a busy highway or street in front of a large truck and causes a pile up with multiple deaths.
 

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This reeks the makings of a new type of piracy... Given how light they have to be and how they're unmanned, I'd say it's going to be rather easy to knock one of these things out of the sky and claim whatever items they're carrying. They could put in self-defense mechanisms, but by then people will have the wireless encrpyptions figured out, and instead hijack and safely land them.
 

Senare

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If a drone malfunctions and crashes into civilians the media will have a field day. Otherwise this is a really cool idea and PR stunt.
 

Slash2x

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Ok having read the comments you are all missing the real fun here the calls to customer service.

"Amazon customer support this is *insert name* how can I help you?"

"Your fucking drone put my package on my roof!! It is a 3 story building how the hell am I supposed to get that down?"

"ummmmm...."
 

Chicago Ted

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There are so many problems pointed out here with obviously no solutions. I mean, they put out a minute and twenty second video about it, so we effectively know all they've put into it, the design specs, and anything else that can be thought of. I mean, it's not like Amazon has an entire R&D team working on this, figuring out potential problems with this and creating viable solutions. That'd just be crazy.

Honestly, I think people are getting a bit ahead of themselves with the criticism here. How many of these do you think people are honestly going to shoot down? How often does someone see a car in the street and fire a couple rounds into it? These will mostly be operating in urban areas, so shooting at it will obviously draw a lot of unwanted attention.
 

Sarasena

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I can see people trying all sorts of things to try and catch these robots and steal their packages. Not sure how effective at it they will be, though.

Cool!
 

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First thought: Bwwaaahhhhaaaaahhhhhhaahhaahahahaha. Funny stuff. Good joke.
After realizing it's not an extremely late April Fools gag: Huh, they're going to extreme lengths to get us to sign up for Prime.
Upon closer examination: This thing wont be able to carry some of the heavier items. Not saying a fridge or telly or anything like that, but a heavy overcoat or something. Also hope more thought and improvements go into these things. They're onto something here.

Overall - Bwwaaahhhhaaaaahhhhhhaahhaahahahaha.
 

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slash2x said:
Ok having read the comments you are all missing the real fun here the calls to customer service.

"Amazon customer support this is *insert name* how can I help you?"

"Your fucking drone put my package on my roof!! It is a 3 story building how the hell am I supposed to get that down?"

"ummmmm...."
'We'll contact the department that handles specific Drone issues, they will have another drone dispatched to pick it up'

or something along those lines.
 

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l3o2828 said:
slash2x said:
Ok having read the comments you are all missing the real fun here the calls to customer service.

"Amazon customer support this is *insert name* how can I help you?"

"Your fucking drone put my package on my roof!! It is a 3 story building how the hell am I supposed to get that down?"

"ummmmm...."
'We'll contact the department that handles specific Drone issues, they will have another drone dispatched to pick it up'

or something along those lines.
"OK your second drone tried to land on my slanted roof and is now a twisted wreck in my gutters! AND MY PACKAGE IS STILL ON THE ROOF!! WTF!?"
 

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l3o2828 said:
slash2x said:
Ok having read the comments you are all missing the real fun here the calls to customer service.

"Amazon customer support this is *insert name* how can I help you?"

"Your fucking drone put my package on my roof!! It is a 3 story building how the hell am I supposed to get that down?"

"ummmmm...."
'We'll contact the department that handles specific Drone issues, they will have another drone dispatched to pick it up'

or something along those lines.
"That damn rescue drone crashed and chopped up my neighbour's pet rabbit!"

Seriously though I can see some potential for this kind of technology for some courier tasks, delivering packages to and from blood and organ banks for instance. For every day parcel delivery? Not so sure.
 

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slash2x said:
"OK your second drone tried to land on my slanted roof and is now a twisted wreck in my gutters! AND MY PACKAGE IS STILL ON THE ROOF!! WTF!?"
"It isn't Amazon's fault you have a strange roof sir. You should have told us about it when you made the call."
J Tyran said:
"That damn rescue drone crashed and chopped up my neighbour's pet rabbit!"
"...have they considered Amazon pet insurance?"

I can see bored teengers trying to hunt these things down. It'd be like pot-luck present hunting.
 

JasonKaotic

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Yeah, this will undoubtedly all fall apart.
But if it's true that the technology for this exists that's pretty fuckin' awesome.
 

DrOswald

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I am seeing a lot of people talking about how easy it would be for a kid to grab a bb gun and shoot one of these down. I really doubt that. I mean, hitting a moving airborne target is not easy. A bb gun, even if it could do enough damage to the drone to crash it, is likely not accurate enough over a distance to hit the drone. It would take at least a .22 to have even a tiny ghost of a chance to actually hit it, and there we are getting into actual firearms. And despite what people tend to think about gun owners they don't just fire their guns into the air for the hell of it. That is extremely dangerous and will get you jail time.

Not to mention the fact that the thing will wiz by in seconds. You would probably have to be waiting, gun loaded and ready, actively scanning the skys, to even get a single shot off. And most areas will only see one or two deliveries a day, if that, for a large neighborhood. About the only time the thing will be vulnerable is during the landing and take off parts of the trip, which means a kid will have to be ready with his projectile and just so happen to be in exactly the right place at exactly the right time.

And you can bet that the first time this does happen Amazon and the government are going to come down hard on whoever did it. Property destruction and public endangerment are not light charges. People are not going to risk jail time to shoot down a robot postman and you can bet that parents will teach their kids not to do it because it will be the parents that take the flak if their kids are morons.

Frankly, while there are many problems to be solved, kids with potato guns are not a big one.

I mean, you will probably have one get shot down every once in a while, but no where near often enough to make a slight dent in amount of money Amazon could make on this.
 

J.McMillen

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Wow, a lot of people seem to think that hitting a small moving target flying above them is easy. BB guns, potato guns, no way. Shooting one of those down reliably would most likely take a shotgun, a weapon that is neither quiet or subtle. And unless you're sitting outside the Amazon warehouse, or know that a drone is headed your way, you'd be lucky to actually see one flying by. Also, Amazon would surely blacklist areas if they had trouble with lost drones or packages.

Plus, I'm sure that Amazon would allow for special delivery instructions. Like having the package dropped off on your back porch. I know my apartment balcony is pretty big, I bet one of those drones could land on it. I also bet I could rig up a landing pad I could attach to the balcony railing when I'm expecting a package.

I live about 15 minutes from one of their distribution centers. I'd gladly be a test recipient for packages to see how well the drones work.
 

weirdee

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this idea keeps coming back up. however, i feel like it was better back when it was the tacocopter, although i expect that nobody's going to be able to get those licenses anyway, just like the tacocopter.