An Alien race comes to Earth and wants to access Humanity
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Boredom. Srsly, we can sit surrounded by technological marvels and still say that we have nothing to do.
If you want an actual invention I'm going with steam power, nuclear power (not the bomb) and books. I would proceed to show them our mathematical advancements. there has got to be something in there that they haven't thought about.
btw, if this situation actually arose I would be completely truthful about all of it. We are good at war but we are good at lots of other stuff as well.
If you want an actual invention I'm going with steam power, nuclear power (not the bomb) and books. I would proceed to show them our mathematical advancements. there has got to be something in there that they haven't thought about.
btw, if this situation actually arose I would be completely truthful about all of it. We are good at war but we are good at lots of other stuff as well.
I'd just show them "2 girls 1 cup", film their reaction, and put it on youtube. Then, I'd show them how many hits their video got and be like, "That's pretty much what we do here on Earth."
The nuclear fission reactor. Sure, it was developed FROM the nuclear bomb, but not for warfare.
Minecraft?
Minecraft?
I read the title and immediately thought "is that why they do the anal probing?" on that note i would probably show them astroglide and vodka, id rather be too drunk to remember AND not have any friction.
On topic, um i guess i would show them wikipedia i mean its not fully accurate and stuff, but its just awesome.
Bowls however are flawless, same goes for sporks.
On topic, um i guess i would show them wikipedia i mean its not fully accurate and stuff, but its just awesome.
Velcro is terrible to use during night reconnaissance as a soldier though, so noisy. The last time I opened my vest pocket to get a map, a para-flare went up and I barely had time to shit myself before the hillside lit up in muzzle flashes.Byere said:
Bowls however are flawless, same goes for sporks.
Minecraft... They would be so addicted to it that I would ruin their civilization and we could go on and conquer them.
Here's Shamus Young explaining what the internet is and why it was developed. Note how it was developed in order to defend your information network during wartime.Chawx said:
Ermm, nearly all our accomplishments in the field of astronomy? Sure it was partially developed for navigation, but navigation != warfare. I'd be curious to see how impressive our understanding of the universe is. It always seemed impressive to me. (How we have a fair understanding of things so far far away.)
Wait, you mean you don't use them as weapons?Rayne870 said:offer a sales pitch on butt plugsChawx said:
(Potentially NSFW link) [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ZJsNyX8hTk]
Definitely not the escapist.no just kidding.
But really, Monty Python, Christopher Nolan, and top gear. but then they would only keep the British. I guess that is probably for the best.
But really, Monty Python, Christopher Nolan, and top gear. but then they would only keep the British. I guess that is probably for the best.