I read the title and immediately thought "is that why they do the anal probing?" on that note i would probably show them astroglide and vodka, id rather be too drunk to remember AND not have any friction.
On topic, um i guess i would show them wikipedia i mean its not fully accurate and stuff, but its just awesome.
Byere said:
As for velcro, it was made for easy holding of items and closing of pockets without the zip rusting or the button falling off. Kick-ass as it is, it was invented to aid soldiers.
OT: Bowls. Bowls were NOT made for war, but were made to eat from!
Velcro is terrible to use during night reconnaissance as a soldier though, so noisy. The last time I opened my vest pocket to get a map, a para-flare went up and I barely had time to shit myself before the hillside lit up in muzzle flashes.
Bowls however are flawless, same goes for sporks.