An animal you want to own! But obviously you can't....

[Chrono212]

A Varren. Bitches be fucked if their dog comes near me and barks.

Ooh...that's a goodun!

OT: Rex, from Fallout: NV
Clean up my dogs mess? Dog doesn't have a digestive system.

[sub][sub]Or a Tamaskan...I would <3 a Tamaskan [/sub][/sub]

 

[Gunner 51]

Fantastically, a black dragon. What's not to love about a napalm spewing dragon?

Slightly more realistically - how about a giant or collosal squid trained to do my bidding. Think of the fun to be had wrecking Sea Shepard's expensive show-off boats. Any survivors could also make a tasty snack for it.

Realistically, a lemming or a meerkat. Nice looking creatures.

 

[Cazza]

Platypus

or a pure dingo

That would be sweet.

A Koala bear. The stuff they always eat gets them high. I think having a pet that is constantly high would make for some great comedy.

It's just Koala.

 

[StrangerQ]

A capybara. They're like a dog sized hamster.

For some reason I think they look so hilariously mundane that I could get hours of entertainment out of just watching it do stuff.

In fact they are dog sized guinneapigs

i'd want Kiwi or kakapo sadly both are endangered and few in numbers
perhaps a ferret when i move out...

 

[BabyRaptor]

I want a yapyap god. You know, the tiny ones. Like a teacup puppy.

My roommate goes by the philosophy "If you can punt it over a fence, it's not a dog." and thus does not support my desire to have a mini ball of fur and omgCUTE.

One day...

 

[Archangel768]

Your mum.

DISCLAIMER (for the offended)
"Didn't mean it to be actually offensive or anything, I just find mum jokes to be humorous despite being "overused" Sorry if it offended you because that wasn't the intent and I obviously can make no real opinion on your mum because I don't know her"

 

[STUish]

automaton 2000 from starcraft two - "the utiliity bot of choice"
or an energy creature, though it would be like smarter and more powerful than me

 

[JCRamires]

A debeaked Headcrab would be my ideal pet, he can get involved in all sorts of shenanigans

 

[Daniel Ferguson]

I want a dingo.

The Dingo ate my baby

I would like a giant swimming pool with a shark. I need it for my evil lair

Will it have a frikin' laser attached to its frikin' head?

I want a T-rex. On the moon.

 

[KuwaSanjuro]

a monkey in a nappy (diaper for USA)

 

[MrAkuma201]

A Wolf that will want too kill anything that comes close to it and his name will be Fluffy 8D

 

[Hiikuro]

A cat, all I ever wanted was a cat. But where I live now it is not allowed, and I couldn't/can't have one at my parents due to allergy.

But a super-intelligent cat would be way more awesome. Preferably not one that can speak, so I'd have to rely on body language to understand it.

 

[Hellz_Barz]

I got a half breed, his other half is aus cattle dog( which already has dingo genes in it). We got him from a dog rescue organisation, he's kinda mental so we guess he was abused before we got him.

Oh dude I am jealous as. Does it have a dingo's eyes?

as in is the colour yellow or orangey? they're pretty brown.

 

[SkyeNeko]

i. want. a. ... that's a good question. I think I want a chinchilla. Or some raptor. As in bird.

For the record I've owned mice, hamsters, rats, cats, snakes, geckoes, tarantulas, and lizards

 

[warrcry13]

I want an Owl

 

[VanityGirl]

I want a dingo.

With a mug like that, how could you want anything else?