An Arm and a Leg

[Apocalypse Tank]

my eyes for a sniper rifle that shoots heat seeking bullets
the irony.

 

[Cahlee]

I think I might be willing to sell an ear for a TARDIS, I agree with that.
But I need all my other stuff.

Come on though! You in the TARDIS! You can fly anywhere in time and space and I'm sure you could find some place that will grow another arm for you or give you an ultra awesome bio-mechanical thing!

But I'd need my arm in the interim.
And it'd be really hard to drive a TARDIS with only one arm.

Take a companion or 7 with you, tell them how to drive! It's been done before..Kinda..

Okay I'll make you drive.

Let me get this straight YOU lose an arm and I get to drive a TARDIS across the universe? Deal! As long as you dont leave me somewhere as soon as you've got your new special modified limb. Can we have shared custody of Colin? (That's what I always imagined calling my TARDIS if I ever got one)

 

[Berethond]

I think I might be willing to sell an ear for a TARDIS, I agree with that.
But I need all my other stuff.

Come on though! You in the TARDIS! You can fly anywhere in time and space and I'm sure you could find some place that will grow another arm for you or give you an ultra awesome bio-mechanical thing!

But I'd need my arm in the interim.
And it'd be really hard to drive a TARDIS with only one arm.

Take a companion or 7 with you, tell them how to drive! It's been done before..Kinda..

Okay I'll make you drive.

Let me get this straight YOU lose an arm and I get to drive a TARDIS across the universe? Deal! As long as you dont leave me somewhere as soon as you've got your new special modified limb. Can we have shared custody of Colin? (That's what I always imagined calling my TARDIS if I ever got one)

We are so not calling our TARDIS Colin.
No way.
I'm naming her Michaela.

 

[mattttherman3]

Id sell one of my testicles for a gundam OF MY CHOICE

 

[captain awesome 12]

$5000 for a kidney is the going rate last I heard, though cheap third-world imports threaten to flood the market, bringing their value down.

Kidneys and hearts with Made in East Timor stenciled on them?

 

[Datalord]

I would trade an arm and a leg for the following superpowers:

Super regenerative abilities
Teleportation
Ability to control fire, gravity, water, electricity,and atomic bonds
Flight
Ability to become intangible
Super Speed
Immortality

 

[Cahlee]

I think I might be willing to sell an ear for a TARDIS, I agree with that.
But I need all my other stuff.

Come on though! You in the TARDIS! You can fly anywhere in time and space and I'm sure you could find some place that will grow another arm for you or give you an ultra awesome bio-mechanical thing!

But I'd need my arm in the interim.
And it'd be really hard to drive a TARDIS with only one arm.

Take a companion or 7 with you, tell them how to drive! It's been done before..Kinda..

Okay I'll make you drive.

Let me get this straight YOU lose an arm and I get to drive a TARDIS across the universe? Deal! As long as you dont leave me somewhere as soon as you've got your new special modified limb. Can we have shared custody of Colin? (That's what I always imagined calling my TARDIS if I ever got one)

We are so not calling our TARDIS Colin.
No way.
I'm naming her Michaela.

Fine but I'm calling him Mickey!

EDIT: Not after the companion though!

 

[Berethond]

I think I might be willing to sell an ear for a TARDIS, I agree with that.
But I need all my other stuff.

Come on though! You in the TARDIS! You can fly anywhere in time and space and I'm sure you could find some place that will grow another arm for you or give you an ultra awesome bio-mechanical thing!

But I'd need my arm in the interim.
And it'd be really hard to drive a TARDIS with only one arm.

Take a companion or 7 with you, tell them how to drive! It's been done before..Kinda..

Okay I'll make you drive.

Let me get this straight YOU lose an arm and I get to drive a TARDIS across the universe? Deal! As long as you dont leave me somewhere as soon as you've got your new special modified limb. Can we have shared custody of Colin? (That's what I always imagined calling my TARDIS if I ever got one)

We are so not calling our TARDIS Colin.
No way.
I'm naming her Michaela.

Fine but I'm calling him Mickey!

EDIT: Not after the companion though!

But she's a her! Named Michaela!

 

[Aardvark]

I would trade an arm and a leg for the following superpowers:

Super regenerative abilities

That kind of defeats the purpose. Unless they were to then use you to harvest a steady stream of spare parts for other humans.

 

[Cahlee]

I think I might be willing to sell an ear for a TARDIS, I agree with that.
But I need all my other stuff.

Come on though! You in the TARDIS! You can fly anywhere in time and space and I'm sure you could find some place that will grow another arm for you or give you an ultra awesome bio-mechanical thing!

But I'd need my arm in the interim.
And it'd be really hard to drive a TARDIS with only one arm.

Take a companion or 7 with you, tell them how to drive! It's been done before..Kinda..

Okay I'll make you drive.

Let me get this straight YOU lose an arm and I get to drive a TARDIS across the universe? Deal! As long as you dont leave me somewhere as soon as you've got your new special modified limb. Can we have shared custody of Colin? (That's what I always imagined calling my TARDIS if I ever got one)

We are so not calling our TARDIS Colin.
No way.
I'm naming her Michaela.

Fine but I'm calling him Mickey!

EDIT: Not after the companion though!

But she's a her! Named Michaela!

We're just going to have to agree to disagree. I know it 'cool' to name things after girls. But everything I own has a boys name. The laptop I'm typing on is Gabe.

 

[sequio]

invulnerability and/or immortality. Or knowledge of some sort of super power that I possessed. I would gladly give an arm for the ability to make people naked at will.

 

[captain awesome 12]

my arms and legs, for robot arms and legs, good ones

Terminator style I like it. By the way, you just opened up a can of whoopass with that trade.

I personally would trade a piece of my hair for a Metal Gear Ray. I think that's fair.

 

[hazakura]

My Pinky toe for $50,000, assuming they remove it with the utmost care and I feel no pain...

I would also Give my Eye under these conditions:
I get a cool Eye patch,
Its removal doesn't hurt,
I get a cool Robotic one that gives me thermal Vision,X-ray vision,infrared sight, and night vision.
$100,000
I keep my Depth Perception.

Edit:And in my Eyeball I can Connect to the Internet! That would be awesome!

 

[Berethond]

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I think I might be willing to sell an ear for a TARDIS, I agree with that.
But I need all my other stuff.

Come on though! You in the TARDIS! You can fly anywhere in time and space and I'm sure you could find some place that will grow another arm for you or give you an ultra awesome bio-mechanical thing!

But I'd need my arm in the interim.
And it'd be really hard to drive a TARDIS with only one arm.

Take a companion or 7 with you, tell them how to drive! It's been done before..Kinda..

Okay I'll make you drive.

Let me get this straight YOU lose an arm and I get to drive a TARDIS across the universe? Deal! As long as you dont leave me somewhere as soon as you've got your new special modified limb. Can we have shared custody of Colin? (That's what I always imagined calling my TARDIS if I ever got one)

We are so not calling our TARDIS Colin.
No way.
I'm naming her Michaela.

Fine but I'm calling him Mickey!

EDIT: Not after the companion though!

But she's a her! Named Michaela!

We're just going to have to agree to disagree. I know it 'cool' to name things after girls. But everything I own has a boys name. The laptop I'm typing on is Gabe.

All right then. You can call her whatever you want. But I'm going to call her Michaela.(I hope nobody I know uses this site)
I still haven't named my computer yet.
I named my piano Gerard, so I don't feel bad when I break it.

 

[Mstrswrd]

My Feet. I hate feet, so it wouldn't be to bad for me, what with how excellent fake limbs are getting now-a-days.

Anyway, I'd give up my feet for... I don't know... money or something.

You must really dislike your feet to not even want anything specific in exchange first.

You have no idea how much I hate feet.

I'd give my right arm and left leg for mechanical limbs to replace them that have the same amount of feeling and are really strong.
That sounds like a pretty good tradeoff to me.
I gotta keep my organic left arm.

FMA much? Well, that's okay, since it's awesome.

 

[letsnoobtehpwns]

my pinkey toe for the portal gun or gravity gun.

 

[JoshasorousRex]

If i had to lose a arm or leg due to frost bite or something I would trade for the gravity gun

 

[John Stalvern]

I'd give up my muscles and bones for superior artificial ones.

 

[PirateKing]

My Feet. I hate feet, so it wouldn't be to bad for me, what with how excellent fake limbs are getting now-a-days.

Anyway, I'd give up my feet for... I don't know... money or something.

You must really dislike your feet to not even want anything specific in exchange first.

You have no idea how much I hate feet.

I'd give my right arm and left leg for mechanical limbs to replace them that have the same amount of feeling and are really strong.
That sounds like a pretty good tradeoff to me.
I gotta keep my organic left arm.

FMA much? Well, that's okay, since it's awesome.

Yeah! Fullmetal Alchemist! I was gonna say "and alchemic powers" but I thought that would give everything away.

 

[Mr. Moose]

I would give up my left testicle for the powers and abilities of Goku (Dragonball Z)