An Excuse For Everything

[Arizona Kyle]

All you have to do is give an excuse for something the poster before you is accusing you of and something your accusing the next person of...

i will start

Why were you late to school?

 

[nuba km]

attacked by orphans hate to kill 5 of them


why did you eat my sandwhich?

 

[Icarion (aka Stockholm)]

I was attacked by a group of rabid dogs and they were clearly attracted to all teh lean meat on my body so I had to put on a few pounds.

Why did you shoot your grandmother?

 

[SkyeNeko]

because she bought me a light purple sweater. i wanted a periwinkle colored one. [small]stupid b*tch[/small]

why did you close that browser?

 

[Paksenarrion]

I don't want you to know I was looking at naked photos of you on the internet!

Wait...how did you get into my room?!

 

[Sassafrass]

Through the use of smoke, mirrors and rope.

How did you manage to get into my bed when I was in it?!

 

[Paksenarrion]

I kinda duct taped myself to your back when you weren't looking.

Didn't you notice that you gained 140 lbs?

 

[Eumersian]

Yeah, but I just like food too much.

Why would you repair a leaky faucet with a hammer?

 

[Fishtie]

Mario uses a hammer and he's a plumber... right?

Why are you accusing me so much?

 

[nuba km]

it is fun!

why did you kill orphans?

 

[Dr.Susse]

I didn't want them to be lonely.

How could you eat all of the pepper in Cuba?

 

[SkyeNeko]

Because I'm missing a lung, so my stomach can expand to fill that cavity 8D

Why did you slap me?!???

 

[nuba km]

*shrugs shoulders* because I could?

why did you *censord as this would make most peoples brains explode with awesomeness* with jet pack bears?

 

[Fishtie]

Traffic was bad.

Why have you failed me again?

 

[Icarion (aka Stockholm)]

Because you are clearly over equipped for a class on the international dynamic industrial-military complex effects on post Ottoman Empire Constantinople.

Why do I have an arrow in my foot?

 

[Caileena]

Because my father never let me have them!
Why are you drinking mayonnaise?

 

[Jeff Gibson]

Because I thought it was funny.

How are you standing on the ceiling?

 

[nuba km]

lost my shadow (cookie for getting the reference)

why did to rape and pillage while wearing a top hat?

 

[Icarion (aka Stockholm)]

Cause otherwise it wouldn't be classy

Why are you wearing neon blue spandex?

 

[nuba km]

I was told do

why are you drowning that talking puppy?