An Excuse For Everything

[Robert632]

Because it contained all the world's evil in it.

Why couldn't you stay awake?

 

[nuba km]

because I was with you mom last minute extra revision <.<

why did you insult Robert632's mum?

 

[Nouw]

Because she's an Alien Queen.

Why did you steal my jeans?

 

[nuba km]

they look good.

why did you just burst into flames?

 

[X10J]

Spontanious human combustion.

Why didn't you put me out?

 

[nuba km]

I like faceless people.

why did you stop typing?

 

[fnlrpa]

A interdementinal demon took my keyboard

Why did you eat that shoe?

 

[nuba km]

because you can type without a keyboard, I can eat a shoe.

why to you smell of loneliness?

 

[Icarion (aka Stockholm)]

Because my girlfriend was forced to go halfway around the world for two years because she's an exchange student and has to finish school in her home country.

WHY ARE YOU SO INSENSITIVE?!?!? *Cries in the corner*

 

[Sassafrass]

Because I ate too much cheese and became 98% solid cheese.

Why are you in my dark corner?

 

[nuba km]

um...uh...certainly not to kill you <.<

why do you always stop my murders?

 

[Nouw]

Because I'm Sherlock *****![SUB]Take no offense good sir.[/SUB]

Why did you eat my pie?

 

[King of the Sandbox]

I'm pretty sure you told me to.

Also, why did you set my couch on fire?

 

[nuba km]

it was haunted

why did you eat your leg?

 

[Tips_of_Fingers]

Gotta try everything at least once, right??

You pissed in the fridge!?!?!

 

[nuba km]

making lemon snowcones

you used your wife as a human scarifies?