Miracle Whip: We will -not- tone it down.
God, I've never wanted to destroy a TV as much in my life. I wish I could choke the life out of the advertising executive that came up with that until his eyes rolled back and his face turned blue.
Jesus, it's a cheap, gross mayonnaise replacement that's essentially mayonnaise+sugar, not a FUCKING CULTURAL MOVEMENT
God, I've never wanted to destroy a TV as much in my life. I wish I could choke the life out of the advertising executive that came up with that until his eyes rolled back and his face turned blue.
Jesus, it's a cheap, gross mayonnaise replacement that's essentially mayonnaise+sugar, not a FUCKING CULTURAL MOVEMENT