Annoying Video Game Quotes Forever Etched into your Memory

[What890]

"Master, we're in a tight spot."

-Iwazaru, Killer7

 

[EgonCom]

Siberia.

"This has no sense, it's closed..."

Every single time You click on a door, or a handle which You should not because developers didn't program any specific action for it, and it just there for visual purpose.

In an pint&click adventure game...

 

[Gunner 51]

Gods, yes. There was one side of the maze, that if you ended up in it, was all dead ends, so that is all you heard, over and over and over again. And this was before a lot of people had internet, so if you got stuck, you were toast- you either worked it out yourself, or gave up in frustration. Still, 7th Guest was the first game that really freaked me out. You didn't want to be stuck in that maze at 2 in the morning, because you'd jump out of your skin when Stauf unleashed that "Feeling... LONELY?" line.

And some of the sequences with the other guests at the mansion were truly creepy, like the one with the old lady wanting to be young again, and she ends up turning into a baby. Or Mr. Knox and his lover, his head turning into a goat, and the woman losing her skin. And the white ghost in the corridor... it had some really freaky stuff in it.

I only managed to find my way out of that maze through blind luck and a strange little self-taught technique I learned, which applies for all mazes. By always touching the left hand side of a maze, you can always find your way out - it'd take you forever to get out - but it will work eventually.

But I know what you mean by Stauf's voice freaking you out come 2am. Though the music room right kind of freaked me out a little bit, too. While the stabbing was a bit Narmy by today's standards, there was something strangely freaky about seeing it in a game at the time.

 

[Mr. In-between]

Anything regarding "gravitic" or "4D"

 

[Owen Robertson]

"Why is it every time I find my self in combat, I find myself without a proper blade...?" Prince of Perisa: Two Thrones.

It was funny the first time. 5+ play-throughs later I was just angry when I heard him say it at the start. Runner-up is

"ASSASSINO!!!!!!!" Every dipshit enemy in AC: Brotherhood.


Captcha: may lisact
WTF?

 

[Yohaun]

"Hrrrmmmmm, thought I saw something...
Must have been rats.."

- The guards from Thief 1 and 2

 

[Yohaun]

"Hrrrmmmmm, thought I saw something...
Must have been rats.."

- The guards from Thief 1 and 2

 

[Yohaun]

Whoops, sorry.. Double post.

 

[Versuvius]

SQUAD BROKEN.

Fucking morale-less spork marines

 

[CrimsonBlaze]

I can't really play BlazBlue for the sole purpose that all the characters cannot shut up when you are fighting. It's like they are having a political debate in the ring, and it's so loud! Hazama is just the worst:

"I GIVE UP!!"

Then give up you demented crybaby!!

 

[Fiz_The_Toaster]

Any line in Catherine.

"I don't have time to be dead!"

That, and "NO WAAAAAY!!!"

"The [insert boss name] has appeared. It's the killer. Don't die."

Gee, disembodied voice of no value to the narrative whatsoever, I'm not sure my gaming-for-the-entirety-of-my-natural-life brain could have conceived of the concept of boss fights (or boss runaways) without your random and near-Engrish help.

I'm so glad I traded in that horrible game.

Yeah that one was pretty funny the first couple times, then it became a "no shit sherlock" kind of annoyance. I still liked it, but some of the dialog in that game is pretty annoying.

 

[Proverbial Jon]

"Your health is low, do you have any potions? Or Food?"

Aaaarrrgghhh! Fuck off Guild Master!

Probably "My name is BO-LO SAN-TOH-SEE, leadah of the revolutionary army known as the REEE-PAHS."

This quote defined the quality of voice acting in JC2 more than anything

Hell yeah! I sided with the Reapers in the end simply because she won me over with her overly dramatic dialogue and oh so sexy delivery.

OT: The ones that stick with me are:

"Cortana, all I need to know is did we lose them?"
"A Hind D? Colonel, what's a Russian gunship doing here?"
"Metal Gear!?"
"War. War never changes."
"No, you can't be dead. I wanted to kill you!"

And not really the fault of the game, rather the fault of an amusing little flash paraody... when Snake reaches the disposal facility in MGS and says: "I can't exactly knock on the door and ask them to let me in." I expect the Colonem to respond with: "Well, you could always try!" Damnit.

 

[Panzervaughn]

In Phantom Brave, there is a little Fox-enemy that Primes an attack with "Ready, KEE?" and then connects with "KEEeee!"

I haven't played it in 4 years, i barely played it when i DID. But those damn foxlets still are in my brain. I forceibly have to stop myself from saying "KEE?" at times. Because i want to say it, but i know NO ONE ELSE WILL KNOW WHAT THE HELL IT IS.

 

[Tesral]

Got a couple that spring to mind.
-Dont! Open! That! Door!
-Hey! I'm gorn t' the bear pits tomorrow. Y' wanna come with?
-It's time to split!
-Kick, punch, it's all in the mind.
-Ye will die where ye stand!
-I am totally screwed! My career is over! And it's all that blue bastards fault!

 

[kickassfrog]

Itsa me- Mario!

From assassin's creed II- gotcha.

Yes, I know it's probably been brought up already but I'm buggered if I'm going to read through 12 pages of this forum to find a quote.

"Hrrrmmmmm, thought I saw something...
Must have been rats.."

- The guards from Thief 1 and 2

I once shot a guy in the back with an arrow in oblivion, then when he turned around and charged me, I turned invisible and he then said that exact same thing

I just remembered, in Assassins Creed 2

"Ezio! Over Here! Ezio! Over Here! Ezio! Over Here! Ezio! Over Here! Ezio! Over Here! Ezio! Over Here! Ezio! Over Here! Ezio! Over Here! Ezio! Over Here! Ezio! Over Here! Ezio! Over Here! Ezio! Over Here! Ezio! Over Here! Ezio! Over Here! Ezio! Over Here! Ezio! Over Here! Ezio! Over Here! Ezio! Over Here! Ezio! Over Here! Ezio! Over Here! Ezio! Over Here! Ezio! Over Here! Ezio! Over Here! Ezio! Over Here! Ezio! Over Here! Ezio! Over Here! Ezio! Over Here! Ezio! Over Here! Ezio! Over Here! Ezio! Over Here! Ezio! Over Here! Ezio! Over Here! Ezio! Over Here! Ezio! Over Here! Ezio! Over Here! Ezio! Over Here! Ezio! Over Here! Ezio! Over Here! Ezio! Over Here! Ezio! Over Here! Ezio! Over Here! Ezio! Over Here! Ezio! Over Here! Ezio! Over Here! Ezio! Over Here! Ezio! Over Here! Ezio! Over Here! Ezio! Over Here! Ezio! Over Here! Ezio! Over Here! Ezio! Over Here! Ezio! Over Here! Ezio! Over Here! Ezio! Over Here! Ezio! Over Here! Ezio! Over Here! Ezio! Over Here! Ezio! Over Here!"

"FUCKING SHUT UP DA VINCI, CANT YOU SEE I'M BUSY COLLECTING TREASURE CHESTS AND DOING SIDE MISSIONS. I HEARD YOU THE FIRST HUNDRED TIMES"

"..."

"..."

"Ezio! Over Here! Ezio! Over Here! Ezio! Over Here!"

What's worse are the beggar women from ass creed 1 and the minstrels in ass creed 2, who I went out of my way to injure.

 

[zehydra]

"Hey Fox, that's one of OURS!"

 

[A Weakgeek]

"Now's the part where you fall down and BLEEEEED to death!
"-Mudcrab comment. There are just so many -"
Basically everything from Oblivion.
Everything

You are saying as if thats alot And here i thought oblivion had like 2 voice actors with about 4 quotes each.

 

[huigho1215]

"Mom's are tough" NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FFXIII you make it so I can't even enjoy you from the beginning

 

[Mariner]

"Bomb!?"- JC Denton
"Stay a while and listen!"- Deckard 'Motherfuking' Cain
"I never asked for this."- Adam Jensen