Annoying Video Game Quotes Forever Etched into your Memory

[liquidsolid]

"Soon you will witness TRUE hell" ~ Pacifica Ocean from MGS: Peace Walker. God dammit! I love the J-pop randomly thrown in there but I can't stand when developers make boss's say the same 5 stupid lines over and over again. Even worse, most of the lines are arrogant "I'm going to beat you" lines that they say even when I am beating their ass badly.

"You'll never win" says a boss with 1 HP left as I aim my rocket launcher at their face.

 

[Maeta]

Pit - The fight is on!!!
Sonic - You're too slow
and eventually even the merchant - Whatcha buyin'? got annoying after noone in the shops ever responded to me... and instead called assistance or maced me...

 

[Randomologist]

"all you had to do was follow the damn train, CJ" - gta:san andreas

Ninja'd, but I've no idea how that was left until page 9. All you had to do was shoot the guys barely 10 feet away, Smoke.

Also, I haven't checked if this was said, but Reload, Dr Freeman! Or anything else the HL2 NPCs said, Order them to guard an alternate route, and in less than 10 seconds they get lonely and end up following you instead.

 

[xplay3r]

"Now feel my arctic blast!"
or
"You the master of unlocking things."
or
"Password?" "I am not even going to tell you to SHUT UP!" *opens door"
though I quite like that one

That awful laugh from Final Fantasy X. I've heard it was supposed to sound terrible, though.

Also, "GET UP ON THE HYDRA'S BACK!"

Welcome to the Escapist!

 

[LtFerret]

YOU MUST DIE!

ENEMIES EVERYWHERE!

GOGOGO! (usually screamed when they are hiding in cover, with no intention of moving)

Yeah. As good as that game was, the enemies were incredibly annoying.

ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL!
I WILL DIRECT THIS PERSONALLY!
THIS HURTS YOU!
DIRECT INTERVENTION IS NECESSARY!

Part of the reason Geth were my favorite enemies was that they don't talk

 

[Codeman90]

WHAT AM I FIGHTING FOOOOORRRRR!!!!!!

and of course Zero has to tell the Colonel "GIVE UP THE COOP" (Zero cannot pronounce coup correctly)

even in the remake of X1 which had way better voice acting isn't safe. It's fine right up until Vile's ending...then this happens.

"NOT THE CHARGE SHOT!!!!!!!"

 

[DustyDrB]

I WILL DESTROY YOU!!
GO GO GO!
I WILL DESTR-I WILL DESTROY YOU!

ENEMIES EVERYWHERE!!!

God...gotta love those assignments in Mass Effect.

 

[angry_flashlight]

'Look, rhinos! RHINOS! Our Enemies hide in METAL BAWKSEZ the COWARDS! The FEWLS! We should... ... "take away" their Metal BAWKSEZ!' - DoW: Soulstorm

'I AM CURSED!' - Kratos, GoW2 just before the Kraken Battle, IDK why I have that stuck in my head, maybe it's just the delivery...

After you've heard 'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!' for the 10,000,000,000th time in Space Marine, it really starts to grate on you, although the grot version is kinda funny.

'ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL.' - Harbinger from ME2


The ever popular:
'Hey, LISTEN!' <-- infinitely repeat for ever, IN HELL!!!!

 

[yukshee]

Aw damn I forgot about New Vegas.

Sneaking around with Lily in tow was a private nightmare.

"Oh don't you worry about me dearie. Your Grandma knows how to stay quiet."
"Oh don't you worry about me dearie. Your Grandma knows how to stay quiet."
"Oh don't you worry about me dearie. Your Grandma knows how to stay quiet."
"Then be quiet!"
"Oh don't you worry about me dearie. Your Grandma knows how to stay quiet."
"Oh don't you worry about me dearie. Your Grandma knows how to stay quiet."
"Oh don't you worry about me dearie. Your Grandma knows how to stay quiet."
"Oh don't you worry about me dearie. Your Grandma knows how to stay quiet."
"Oh don't you worry about me dearie. Your Grandma knows how to stay quiet."
"Oh don't you worry about me dearie. Your Grandma knows how to stay quiet."
"Shut up."
"Oh don't you worry about me dearie. Your Grandma knows how to stay quiet."
"Oh don't you worry about me dearie. Your Grandma knows how to stay quiet."
"Oh don't you worry about me dearie. Your Grandma knows how to stay quiet."
"Oh don't you worry about me dearie. Your Grandma knows how to stay quiet."
"Oh don't you worry about me dearie. Your Grandma knows how to stay quiet."
"Oh don't you worry about me dearie. Your Grandma knows how to stay quiet."
"Oh don't you worry about me dearie. Your Grandma knows how to stay quiet."
"Shut the fuck up!"

Spot on!..I dumped that lumbering blue bigmouth first opportunity I could.

 

[Zorg Machine]

FORGET IT! THERE'S NO WAY YOUR'ETAKINGKAIRISHEART!!!!

Riku was hard as nails first time I played through...

 

[Robert Ewing]

Misc Murloc: MRRRGLLLRRRGLLRRRRRGLLRLFGGGRRRGLLLLLLLLLL

 

[MegaMannZero]

Uh.....Aim For The Open Spot!!!

 

[albinokid66]

patrolling the Mojave blah blah blah

also 'LEON... HELP' which is usually followed by 'oh... no'

 

[rayen020]

Every gamer know this...

 

[Annoying Turd]

What can change the nature of a man?

 

[English Stew]

"Somebody set up us the bomb"

Whenever I'm playing FPS online in a rush or search and destroy type mode, this comes to mind at least once a match.

OT: Probably "My name is BO-LO SAN-TOH-SEE, leadah of the revolutionary army known as the REEE-PAHS."

This quote defined the quality of voice acting in JC2 more than anything

 

[PeePantz]

I just remembered, in Assassins Creed 2

"Ezio! Over Here! Ezio! Over Here! Ezio! Over Here! Ezio! Over Here! Ezio! Over Here! Ezio! Over Here! Ezio! Over Here! Ezio! Over Here! Ezio! Over Here! Ezio! Over Here! Ezio! Over Here! Ezio! Over Here! Ezio! Over Here! Ezio! Over Here! Ezio! Over Here! Ezio! Over Here! Ezio! Over Here! Ezio! Over Here! Ezio! Over Here! Ezio! Over Here! Ezio! Over Here! Ezio! Over Here! Ezio! Over Here! Ezio! Over Here! Ezio! Over Here! Ezio! Over Here! Ezio! Over Here! Ezio! Over Here! Ezio! Over Here! Ezio! Over Here! Ezio! Over Here! Ezio! Over Here! Ezio! Over Here! Ezio! Over Here! Ezio! Over Here! Ezio! Over Here! Ezio! Over Here! Ezio! Over Here! Ezio! Over Here! Ezio! Over Here! Ezio! Over Here! Ezio! Over Here! Ezio! Over Here! Ezio! Over Here! Ezio! Over Here! Ezio! Over Here! Ezio! Over Here! Ezio! Over Here! Ezio! Over Here! Ezio! Over Here! Ezio! Over Here! Ezio! Over Here! Ezio! Over Here! Ezio! Over Here! Ezio! Over Here! Ezio! Over Here! Ezio! Over Here! Ezio! Over Here!"

"FUCKING SHUT UP DA VINCI, CANT YOU SEE I'M BUSY COLLECTING TREASURE CHESTS AND DOING SIDE MISSIONS. I HEARD YOU THE FIRST HUNDRED TIMES"

"..."

"..."

"Ezio! Over Here! Ezio! Over Here! Ezio! Over Here!"

---That and half the things the NPCs say. Just so repedative.

I've spent so much time trying to forget this. I hate Da Vinci with every fiber of my soul. I literally yelled so many times during this. "Shut the fuck up! Shut the fuck up!" I had to walk away from my tv several times. Didn't help. If I went to the kitchen, I could hear him softly. If I came back and circled towards the boat, I'd run away. In my dreams I could hear, "Ezio! Over here."