Annoying Video Game Quotes Forever Etched into your Memory

[Bucky01]

brink - they are taking our command post.
STFU!!!!!!

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

"Cover me while I reload"

Fucking Half-Life 2. Haven't touched that game for several months, but that monotone, useless line will forever be etched into my mind.

 

[LITE992]

"We've had to spend some time repairing the car."

I had no idea.

 

[ihax4snax]

nothing I repeat nothing is worse than
Stop you've violated the law, pay the court a fine or serve your sentence, your stolen goods are now forfeit.

 

[silver wolf009]

"You're not wearing shorts!"

-Youngster Jimmy, shortly before he tried to rip my pets apart with his.

 

[Lunar Templar]

"DIE!" *slice* "MY SPLEEN!"

"I'm gonna kick you in the nuts"

o.o um ... wot?
you have a baseball bat
i have a fucking light saber
-.- try it

from City of Heroes .... pretty much anything street mobs say is ether annoying, stupid, or makes no seance in relation when trying to apply how it'd work on you.

and a special shout out the the 'aggressive' mob member's, who's actions make NO seance ... like attacking the Master Mind** with all they're pets out who's just standing there, or the woefully out leved ones that will still attack you or my personal favorite, your basic gang banger, attacking an 8ft tall robot that resembles some one taught a Mac Truck to walk, with a revolver ....

**: for those who don't know, Master Minds are the 'pet class' in City of Heroes and are by and large considered the 'easy mode' class, since you don't actually have to get in harms way, or do anything but stand there

 

[Vamantha]

"Your health is low." Enough said....

 

[Shakomaru]

"ALRIGHT! THROW YOUR LEVER, AND I'LL THROW MINE! HRAAAGH!!!"
Not really annoying, just loud...
Oh, and.. "If I clapped and no one was around to hear me, what would it sound like?" The first one is from a good game, the second is from Duke Nukem Forever.

 

[Furyaki12]

"Zetta slow!" "SOOOO zetta slow!" "*demonic tiger voice* SOOOO ZETTA SLOOOOOW!"

God, beating him was such sweet catharsis.

 

[Randall Ball]

I AM ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL!

 

[StarCecil]

"No! Don't open that door!"

 

[Monkeybald]

Megaman X7. (Tried playing it as a teen believing it would be something like Legends. Oh boy, was I in for a chocolate coated piece of shit)

After charging and shooting a blast, there'd be a one in three chance X would shout "STOP IT" in a whiney pathetic voice.
Wasn't long before that game began to collect dust in some place I can't remember.

 

[FreakSheet]

"..."

- Gordon Freeman

 

[Ragnos13]

I'm surprised no one mentioned Sindragosa from Icecrown Citadel in WoW.
Only raided that far in a few times, but my god...
"Suffer, mortals, as your pathetic magic BETRAAAAYS you!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IAZaDWFSvBY

00:20 specifically, though several of the other ones are remarkably annoying.

 

[DpMcKinley]

"Seven minutes. Seven minutes is all I can spare to play with you."

Damn you, Wesker.

 

[Whodat]

"I have awoken"

Fuck you Dreadnaught, fuck you.

 

[band43seat]

any battle cry, especially from pokemon

 

[rangerman351]

the harbinger from mass effect 2. If I ever hear "this hurts you" again, someone is loosing a limb

 

[reiem531]

Assassin's Creed: "He calls it a crusade! A crusade for what? Violence? Ignorance?"

The herald guys say this about 50 times every hour in that game, it gets irritating fast.

Banjo-Kazooie: "WARK WARK WARK WARK WARK WARK WARK WARK WARK WARK WARK WARK WARK WARK WARK WARK WARK WARK WARK WARK WARK WARK WARK WARK WARK WARK WARK WARK WARK WARK WARK WARK WARK WARK WARK WARK WARK WARK WARK WARK WARK WARK WARK"

 

[Irony's Acolyte]

"ENEMY IS EVERYWHERE!" - I don't know if that's really what is said, but I hear it all the time in ME1

Also, one that will never escape me:
"Grenade! Turn back Glitch!"