Annoying Video Game Quotes Forever Etched into your Memory

[Xin Baixiang]

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Prayers.

 

[Sewer Rat]

Red Core Dro-- Blue Core dropp-- red core dr--- blue core des- red core dest- attack the prime node.... Anybody who has played UT knows what I'm talking about

 

[Creator002]

Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter!

That's exactly the quote I was going to say.

Basically any Fallout NPC sentence that could be said more than once, especially in Vegas.

 

[Why do I care]

HEY! LISTEN!
HEY! LISTEN!
HEY! LISTEN!
HEY! LISTEN!

WHAT?

HI.

 

[Melon Hunter]

"blah blah blah blah blah, you know?"
"words words words, you know?"
"dialogue, you know?"
Darn that Final fantasy 10!

I believe Raijin in Final fantasy VIII suffered that syndrome.

OT: "...I, Lord Prescott, will lead you to a new age as NEW AMERICANS"

Cookies for whoever knows what game that's from.

Ah, I remembered the game's name for a second then, but now I've forgotten it. Damnation, what was it? Nope, never mind.

One that's stuck with me for some reason is David Sarif's "Get to the helipad, or something seeeeeeeeeriously bad is gonna happen!" from DX:HR.

 

[Vandenberg1]

BARRY!WHERES BARRY!?

 

[Shoggoth2588]

As much as I love Mass Effect, after almost every fire-fight (I'd say between 75 and 99%) SOMEBODY on my squad will say, "Bag em' and tag em'." (almost) EVERY. FREAKING. TIME.

Garrus, Ashley and, Kaiden do it more often than anyone else (I don't think Tali did it at all) and it got so freaking annoying...It's no WONDER I went renegade.

 

[Yvgeny]

From Assassin's Creed Brotherhood, "The liberation of Roma has begun."

 

[FPSfanatic]

I think the one that sticks with me is
"we require more minerals"
or
"we require more vespene gas!"
or my personal favorite
"you must construct additional pylons!"
dear god, could that be more annoying? I hear it almost every game too!

 

[Zetatrain]

"Can I get you a ladder? So you can get off my back?"

I restarted Dragon Age: Origins and made a new character just so I wouldn't have to deal with that anymore.

Oh God thisssssss.

I've never hated any of the characters' voices until I heard this on repeat constantly. It got where I muted my television during fights.

It still runs on repeat whenever I get either annoyed or walk by a ladder.

Oh man, the same thing happened to me.

Luckily I was only 1 hour into that playthrough when I said, "Fuck it" and started over.

 

[WOPR]

Self-explainatory thread title. I'll start:

"Heh heh heh heh! Thank you."

What're you buyen Strangar? (sorry had to mess with you)
the ones in my head are...

"WEB-SWING!"
"By my BALLS girl!"
"DIE!" *slice* "MY SPLEEN!"
"Now that's a big boner... come on Johnson, let's take this poll for a stroll"
"Aah! Help Me!"
"I AM ERROR"
"What-was-that-noise?"
"I Feel Asleep!!!"

and lastly

"WHAT A HORRIBLE NIGHT TO HAVE A CURSE. . ."

EDIT: Oh and before I forget

"Enrico?" "YEAH!?" "Yeah..?" "Yeah yeah..." "YEAH?!!!!!"

 

[shrekfan246]

-"Etched into my memory?" - Okay, maybe not so much a specific quote as the annoying way Snake tries to hold a conversation in the Metal Gear series.

"Metal Gear???"

Shutup.

Snip

Ah yes, Snake seems to be afflicted by some short/long-term memory loss issue (possibly due to the same obsolescence scheme that caused his early aging for MGS4) as he always has to repeat EVERY SINGLE LAST LINE THE OTHER PERSON JUST SAID! (Every last line!?!?)

And when he's not repeating everything ad nauseum, he's reiterating plot points that have been bashed over our heads for five cut-scenes. "Metal Gear was designed to fire nuclear missiles, wasn't it?"

Though it makes Yahtzee's review of MGS4 all the more hilarious. I always get a fun chuckle out of the ZP-Snake and ZP-Otacon going "Metal Gear? Metal Gear?!? METAL GEAR!!!"

"Metal Gear was designed to fire nuclear missiles, admit it!"

Oh, and I suppose for OT (not annoying, but it sticks out more than anything else I can remember): "Alone? Are you an otaku too?"

 

[William Dickbringer]

"Your health is low, do you have any potions? Or Food?"

This will forever haunt me it pops in my head every time my health is low

 

[Sarpedon]

=Star Paladin Cross from Fallout 3!=

"In the words of Elder Theiss: A brother, well equipped, is a brother keeping to his duty."

Yeah, yeah, right... Oh, wait, forgot something.

"In the words of Elder Theiss: A brother, well equipped, is a brother keeping to his duty."

Okay, I heard you the first time... Fuck, I forgot something ELSE.

"In the words of Elder Theiss: A brother, well equipped, is a brother keeping to his duty."

I think we should stop travelling together.

 

[Sam Doctorman]

HEY LISTEN

 

[scorptatious]

From Mass Effect:

"Enemies everywhere!"
"Enemies everywhere!"
"Enemies everywhere!"

You mean the three guys hiding in the small room?

 

[Scenttree]

"The bastards, they're hounding me" - General Baal from the opening scene of Grandia

 

[JemothSkarii]

"blah blah blah blah blah, you know?"
"words words words, you know?"
"dialogue, you know?"
Darn that Final fantasy 10!

I believe Raijin in Final fantasy VIII suffered that syndrome.

OT: "...I, Lord Prescott, will lead you to a new age as NEW AMERICANS"

Cookies for whoever knows what game that's from.

Ah, I remembered the game's name for a second then, but now I've forgotten it. Damnation, what was it? Nope, never mind.

One that's stuck with me for some reason is David Sarif's "Get to the helipad, or something seeeeeeeeeriously bad is gonna happen!" from DX:HR.

Yep. Damnation. have some cookies...if I could remember how to embed images.