Annoying Video Game Quotes Forever Etched into your Memory

[MattRooney06]

The Fiends in New Vegas seem to only have two taunts.

"When I find you, I'm going to eat your spleen!"
"YOU LIKE THE SIGHT OF YOUR OWN BLOOD?!"

"you like the site of your own BLAD!!!!!!"

hate that line lol

 

[Kapri]

"Blast-off!"

Whenever you send an enemy flying in Devil May Cry 3. Hearing it repeatedly annoys the living hell out of me AND it's fucking stupid.

 

[snappydog]

The time has come our hunt for the seven wonders begins

Deliberately transcribed without punctuation there, since whoever voiced Pence in Kingdom Hearts II... can probably use it, but is bad at voice acting.

 

[ArchBlade]

"ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL"
"I WILL DIRECT THIS PERSONALLY"
"THIS HURTS YOU SHEPARD"
"IF I MUST TEAR YOU APART, SHEPARD, I WIL-"
RRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHH <--------Sound I make when Harbingers are allowed to say four things before I get a chance to gun them down with the revenant.

Also,
"CARNAGE... SCISSORS!"
"SERPENT'S INFERNAL RAPTURE!"
"GOTCHA! ANY LAST WORDS? THIS IS GOING TO BE... YOUR END!"

 

[Mrselfdestruct]

I SPILL MY DRINK!

I killed all of them with an energy sword.

 

[Radoh]

I fight for all of us! -Aveline
I deny you! -Also Aveline

Did you know she fights for all of us? I hated how she was an integral part of my fighting team and that she pretty much only had those two things to say.

 

[MegaDarkLucario]

"Where there is smoke, there is fire."

Thanks for pointing out the obvious, Smoke, you don't need to say it every time you begin a fight. Any other obvious facts you'd like to point out for us before Scorpion tears out your spine? The sky is blue? Two plus two equals four? If I don't breathe, I'll die?

 

[Sir Boss]

"skills for Kills agent, skills for kills." chief, Crackdown
"where, is, his, will, needed?" Commissar Dawn of War

 

[agentorange98]

the cake is a lie
it's a me, mario
I've come to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and I'm all out a bubble gum
this is my story I'm the hero (Final Fantasy X, worst game created by man)

 

[agentorange98]

also from the Silent hill and Resident Evil series

What?...What is this...?
Blood...hope this is not Chris's blood
How about going down to the basement to check it yourself
I got a shot gun
Maybe you the master of unlocking can make it work
Radio...what's going on with that...radio?

 

[Akaelvan]

"Your creatures are dying" - Sacrifice

"I'm no mule" / "I can't carry any more" / "Inventory is full"

"I'm on it"

 

[Mr Goostoff]

Double post, sorry ^^

 

[Mr Goostoff]

"Lemme light up Bettie's titties!!"

+5 internets to whomever remembers that little gem..

Dizzy... That annoying fucker from Gears 2. And I hate those games. The only reason I remember it is because I kept dying in that fucking tunnel.

And the only line that can come to mind, is courtesy of the lovely Regal Bryant:

"What is this ominous light that threatens to ENGULF us?!?"

I was about 12 when I first heard that, and I'm pretty sure it had me rolling on the ground for a good 5 minutes.

 

[agentorange98]

also one from SWAT 4, you're in my way sir, you're standing in my spot sir, you gotta get out of there sir, I need you to move sir, and from PHANTASMAGORIA!!!!!!! I heard that Curtis

 

[Teckdeth]

From Final Fantasy X -

"Go on, show me!" - Yuna
"HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!" - Tidus

That is all.

 

[Dendio]

Rolling around at the speed of sound!
Must keep on moving ahead, no time to stop *something something instead*
Basically the first few lines of City escape, that song was so catchy!

Ah the days of SA2B...

 

[ZydrateDealer]

"You wanna piece of me boy?"
I still can't work out whether the Terran Marine was instigating an altercation or inquiring about a possible brief bit of homosexual intercourse.
Both possibilities I found quite disturbing as I sat atop my ivory tower and hurled him and his comrades into the maws of ravenous Zerglings to slow their advance...he was either pissed off or aroused by this. I'm either getting shot in the back or raped in the showers.

 

[Lenoh]

Rolling around at the speed of sound!
Must keep on moving ahead, no time to stop *something something instead*
Basically the first few lines of City escape, that song was so catchy!

Ah the days of SA2B...

Spoiler

Rolling around at the speed of sound
Got places to go, gotta follow my rainbow
Can't stick around, have to keep moving on
Guess what lies ahead? Only one way to find out!

Must keep on moving ahead
No time for guessing, follow my plan instead
Trusting in what you can't see
Take my lead, I'll set you free

Follow me, set me free
Trust me and we will escape from the city
I'll make it through, follow me
Follow me, set me free
Trust me and we will escape from the city
I'll make it through, prove it to you
Follow me

Oh yeah!

Danger is lurking around every turn
Trust your feelings, got to live and learn
I know it's summed up, and I'll make it through
Got no other options, only one thing to do!

Must keep on moving ahead
No time for guessing, follow my plan instead
(something) no matter what that may be
Take my lead, I'll set you free


Follow me, set me free
Trust me and we will escape from the city
I'll make it through, follow me
Follow me, set me free
Trust me and we will escape from the city
I'll make it through, prove it to you
Follow me

Follow me

(off the top of my head!)

But the one I can't get out of my head is the following

Hey, that's...!
That blue hedgehog again, of all places!
I found you, FAKER!
Faker?! I think YOU'RE the fake hedgehog around here!
You're comparing yourself to me? HA! You're not even good enough to be my fake!
I'll make you eat those words!

 

[TheTutonicDrone]

"Want some rye? 'course you do." -Return to Zork
"Gabriel doesn't think the park visitor would enjoy that." Gabriel Knight (can't remember which one.)