Anonymity is comedy.

[Stevedave00]

This is fun

 

[DigitalSushi]

i was in montreal once and i happened to be wearing a nintendo shirt. it was 10am, and there were bunch of people outside waiting to buy tickets for a NOFX show. this one kid walked up to me, with his shirt unbuttoned and drinking out of a bottle in a paperbag and started guching about how much he loved nintendo. he told me the following story:

"one time i played punch-out for like three days while my mom brought me food, and at the end i kicked my nintendo because i was so bored of that fucking game."

i never learned his name, but i'll never forget him.

the mysterious drunk little mac fan. Awesome.

 

[Kinguendo]

I was having a conversation with someone who didnt know what "argh!" was.

 

[Automind]

here's one:

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hi
You: sup
Stranger: asl
You: you like Cake?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Optimus Hagrid]

You: You from the Escapist?
Stranger: yes!
You: awesome
Stranger: are YOU!
You: totally

Then it disconnected

I did it 3 other times then I saw the futility

 

[Stevedave00]

I spoke with a nice person from norway.

 

[Player 2]

I had a ten minute conversation with a man claiming to possess four cocks. It was the best conversation ever but then my laptop ran out of power and shut itself down. I miss cockman.

 

[Automind]

I think this is my favorite:

Stranger: This is Bill and Marty from KBBL you are LIVE on air!! What message would you like to give to the USA?
You: The Cake is a lie
You have disconnected.