Anonymous Declares War on Snow

[jamradar]

I dont get much snow where I live, so I dont care.

 

[llew]

3 letters "L.O.L"

 

[The Wykydtron]

Just another reason why Anon is the lulziest thing on teh interwebz, hope their plan works should be quite lol

 

[thiosk]

Contrary to popular belief, Los Angeles is God's Chosen Land.

NO SNOW HERE

 

[sgtshock]

I'm pretty sure this is a parody of Anon's general policy of:

"What? Someone or something we don't like? COME ON GUYS IF WE SEND THEM ENOUGH DDOS ATTACKS WE CAN TAKE THEM DOWN FOREVER!!!!111ONE"

 

[Xanadu84]

Anonymous is rational, in much the same way that the evolution of stupid, mindless beasts is rational because it follows a path of self-interest. Maybe this is just a joke. But my theory is that Anonymous is stepping onto thinner ice then it's used to with it's support of Wikileaks. I doubt they will be destroyed, but people could very well get in trouble. In anticipation of this, Anonymous is making it so any legal charges brought against it or it's members will be charges brought against "That group that declared war on snow". Prosecutor says, "These people are dangerous subversives, threatening the well-being of democracy" Defense says, "You mean the 13 year old whose latest evil act is attacking snow?". The general public, with no real knowledge of 4chans anarchic approach, who can't really take the internet seriously, see a teenager bitching about snow, and lawyers saying that they are a national security risk. Hello dismissal of charges, and lots of embarrassment. Ity may not be a foolproof plan, but its a plan whose biggest risk is, "We do something kind of funny"/

Or, you know, they don't like snow and want to dick around. That's also possible.

 

[Whitenail]

Oh well, I'd rather they do this than continue with that new troll-face thing.

 

[Twilight_guy]

Spoiler: My thoughts on this

Yeah, I'm not really amused by this.

 

[blankedboy]

But it's SUMMER!

 

[Snotnarok]

I love snow D:

Who can hate snow?! You can make shelters out of it, snowmen, two headed snow men, have snowball fights!

Spoiler

 

[Bobzer77]

I'm getting sick of how serious and self righteous the majority of Escapist users are becoming...

Maybe I should find greener pastures...

 

[Canadamus Prime]

It's official, Anonymous is a collective of morons. ¬_¬
So let's see if I understand their plan correctly,
Step 1: Kill the messenger
Step 2: Purposely freeze to death.

Bravo Anonymous, bravo! /sarcasm

...actually considering step 2 of their plan will probably rid the world of a great many idiots, go ahead please.

 

[Lizmichi]

I guess Anonymous is taking on the big bad mother nature now. Oh boy... *sigh* This is why I don't go to 4Chan.

 

[linkzeldi]

And this is where the whole chaotic neutral thing comes into play.

 

[TheTejs]

Next week:
"Anonymous declares war on Anonymous"

 

[thisbymaster]

The new mascot of Anonymous?

 

[theironbat46]

They just started a war they will never win.
SNOWBALL FIGHTS FTW.

 

[GeorgW]

That's hilarious! Best thing Anon has ever done, and perhaps the only good thing...

 

[Sean Strife]

So they attack websites that gives tools to help people deal with bad weather, so people can't get get those tools. I don't get it. Are they against snow or trying to help it by not giving people access to the tools to deal with it? Just proves all these people are a bunch of idiots.

You... do realize they're not being serious, right? If they were serious, then those sites would be down right now.

 

[Lem0nade Inlay]

NO.
NOT NORTH FACE.

PLEASE ANONYMOUS, ANYTHING BUT THE NORTH FACE!