Answer the guy above you's question!

[dark_taint92]

Q: Are you thinking of making a character in WoW when Cataclysm comes online?

A: No. I already have enough ways to waste my time and money, I don't need to throw cash into a Blizzard-shaped black hole.

Q: Am I the only one who finds girls wearing make-up to be off putting? It doesn't usually make them look better, it smears everywhere and ruins my clothes, and it irritates the skin and causes spots. Oh, and half of them seem to slap it on with a spade, and personally I'm not really attracted to the "aging prostitute" look...
[/rant]

No I'm with you on this one I prefer the natural look i don't mind eye liner if it's only a smigin of it but other then that blerghh

Why did you come to the escapist in the first place?

 

[Frungy]

They auto level

What is the best way to get an angry wasp out of your room?

Damp dishcloth. Throw it on the wasp, carry it out. Alternately just squish it and carry it out.

Naze ga?

 

[MercurySteam]

A: Sideways.

Q: Where did all the Twilight fangirls come from? Everything seemed normal before.

A: Probably from they cave they retreated into after High School 2 musical blew over.

Q: Why are all the good games coming out around September?

 

[Terrorist_school_drop-out]

A: Sideways.

Q: Where did all the Twilight fangirls come from? Everything seemed normal before.

A:Teenage hormones change people. Not to mention trends.

Q:What the hell's a Justin Bieber?

 

[dark_taint92]

A: Sideways.

Q: Where did all the Twilight fangirls come from? Everything seemed normal before.

A:Teenage hormones change people. Not to mention trends.

Q:What the hell's a Justin Bieber?

An alien from another world that have no genitalia that's why he can sing so high, and he hypnotises little girls

why are all the good musicians dying?

 

[MercurySteam]

A: Sideways.

Q: Where did all the Twilight fangirls come from? Everything seemed normal before.

A:Teenage hormones change people. Not to mention trends.

Q:What the hell's a Justin Bieber?

An extremely thick and preprubecent distraction for the Twilight fangirls.

 

[Terrorist_school_drop-out]

A: Sideways.

Q: Where did all the Twilight fangirls come from? Everything seemed normal before.

A: Probably from they cave they retreated into after High School 2 musical blew over.

Q: Why are all the good games coming out around September?

Aepends what you percive as a good game./Conspiracy.

Q:What's with the use of the word "compelling" in game reviews now-days?

 

[MinishArcticFox]

Q:What the hell's a Justin Bieber?

A: A ****** with hypnotic powers that currently holds control over millions of Americans.

Q: Since toast always lands butterside up and cats always land on their feet if you taped a piece of toast butterside up on a cat's back and then dropped it what would happen?

 

[swolf]

Q:Why was Mass Effect so popular even though it seemed like my own personal version of hell: the endless escort mission?

It had escort missions?

A: Alien Bewbs

That too

You're kidding, right? The whole game was one.

 

[thejdcole]

Q: Since toast always lands butterside up and cats always land on their feet if you taped a piece of toast butterside up on a cat's back and then dropped it what would happen?

It would self levitate.. either that or form a black hole.

My question: What would happen if you threw said toast-cat into a black hole.

 

[DaBozz]

Q:What the hell's a Justin Bieber?

A: A ****** with hypnotic powers that currently holds control over millions of Americans.

Q: Since toast always lands butterside up and cats always land on their feet if you taped a piece of toast butterside up on a cat's back and then dropped it what would happen?

A: you would have jam on the underside of your toast (depending how high you dropped it) xD

Q: Why ?

 

[PurpleSky]

There isn't any it just hypnotise's people into liking it

what is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

European or African?

(that's my answer AND question)

You got Ninja'd by me on page 1!

How long does it take for a brick weighing 5kg to hit the ground from 250000000m?

Arguably infinity. At that height, the brick would be in outer space, and thus not fall at all, unless acted upon by an outside force.

What am I currently holding in my hand?

A douche nozzle -for ignoring my post entirely-

 

[Shockolate]

It would self levitate.. either that or form a black hole.

My question: What would happen if you threw said toast-cat into a black hole.

A wild Zubat would appear.

What move would you use against it?
Growl
Leer
Sand attack
String shot

 

[MercurySteam]

Aepends what you percive as a good game./Conspiracy.

Halo: Reach, Brink, Deus Ex 3 (rumored), take your pick.

 

[Deadlock Radium]

It would self levitate.. either that or form a black hole.

My question: What would happen if you threw said toast-cat into a black hole.

A wild Zubat would appear.

What move would you use against it?
Growl
Leer
Sand attack
String shot

Sand Attack, nothing hits through Sand Attack, followed by Mega Punch.

 

[RaphaelsRedemption]

It would self levitate.. either that or form a black hole.

My question: What would happen if you threw said toast-cat into a black hole.

A wild Zubat would appear.

What's six times nine?

A. Who cares? It's 54. When using the nines times table, always take the number you are multiplying by nine, subtract one and then the seond number will be whatever, if added to the first digit, would add up to nine. That's not very well explained, but I hope you can understand.

So 9x6

6-1 =5 (first digit of answer)

5+4=9 (second digit of answer)

=54

Q. Is all "demonic possession" explained by mental illness?

 

[almostnot]

A.Because it is apriori knowledge in the words of Descartes. Numbers are simply arbitrary and in doing so define each other. So 2+2=4 because we agree it does.

As much as I hate to interrupt this lovely game, this is actually wrong. Descartes never used the term apriori, so I'm sure you're thinking of Immanuel Kant. Personally, I favor Descartes metaphysics. Essentially, half-way through his metaphysical theory (at the point where he formulates the famous "Cogito Ergo Sum"), Descartes would argue that 2+2 does not equal 4. Or, at least, that we can't know that for sure. Of course, he pussied out and brought in the proof of God after that. I was down with Descartes while he was hardcore.

I disagree; Descartes' entire argument for the existence of God is based upon his concept that there are things we are born knowing (a priori knowledge) such as mathmatical truths and, as you rightly called, his pussying out on the subject of God, the existence of an all powerful creator. Whilst Kant also use these terms, Descartes used them way before him as part of his ontological/a priori arguments:

"Descartes often compares the ontological argument to a geometric demonstration, arguing that necessary existence cannot be excluded from idea of God anymore than the fact that its angles equal two right angles, for example, can be excluded from the idea of a triangle. The analogy underscores once again the argument's supreme simplicity. God's existence is purported to be as obvious and self-evident as the most basic mathematical truth. It also attempts to show how the "logic" of the demonstration is rooted in our ordinary reasoning practices."

http://plato.stanford.edu/entries/descartes-ontological/

And yes, I too think the very early work of Descartes is legendary, before that messy God business...

Edit: And in fairness, Plato beat them both to the concept by a very long way...

 

[MeowZhuxi]

Aepends what you percive as a good game./Conspiracy.

Halo: Reach, Brink, Deus Ex 3 (rumored), take your pick.

Halo reach, because the beta was awesome

What is the question who's answer is 42?

 

[FoolKiller]

What's the difference between a duck?

I felt bad because I didn't see anyone answer this gem. So...

A: One of its legs are both the same.

Q: Which is shorter: To New York or by bus?

 

[Danoloto]

What's the difference between a duck?

I felt bad because I didn't see anyone answer this gem. So...

A: One of its legs are both the same.

Q: Which is shorter: To New York or by bus?

A: I'd say buy a bus to New York, that's the fastest.

Q: Why can't fanboys from PS3 and Xbox 360 get along?