Answer the poster's question above you then post one for the next person.

The Pumpkin Witch

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Ask a girl you trust for fashion advice--someone older by a few years but not too old.

Why did I drink so much last night?
 

NoOne852

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Because it was like pistacios, tasty, you can't have just one, and you quickly lose count of how many you have had.

Why do so many people shop on the weekend?
 

Basement Cat

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Because they're working on the weekend. You know what they say--"If you want something done give it to a busy person to do."

Did you know that there's a lot of truth to that old saying?
 

PsychicTaco115

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I didn't, but now I know!

What's one thing you should work on when you go to the gym?
 

NoOne852

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Ha. Nope. Been feeling sick all weekend and have gotten little sleep. Plus a bunch of other unpleasent things.

When it rains, where does the buffalo sleep as the lizard turns purple?
 

PsychicTaco115

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The buffalo migrates to the west

Next poster, what should I do about the state of my mental being?
 

Basement Cat

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thesilentman said:
Nope. Intrigue me.
Basically the next Pope is supposed to be the very LAST pope. I had the dates wrong. He was from the 11th century.

OT: Only if you'll accomplish something--otherwise a good night's sleep is better.

When was the last time you assigned yourself some major project but DID'T tell anyone? At least not until you finished/gave up on it.
 

thesilentman

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....Never actually. There's actually one that I'm doing now, but that doesn't count.

So, next poster, how's the job going to go?
 

Zepherus14

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I think he's talking about something to do with Tiddly Winks... I don't know the rules of the game, but I do know that it exists.

If train A leaves the station going at 100Km/h, and train B leaves the station going at 80km/h 5 minutes earlier, what is the circumference of a moose?