Answer the poster's question above you then post one for the next person.

[Xeros]

Not if I can have one, too.

Do you drink the blue?

 

[Barbas]

Only on days like today.

How do you feel about dark waters?

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

There are dread things in those waters I tell ye.

Who moved my cheese?

 

[Barbas]

The Cheesoids.

Why is there no alfalfa in the break room?

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

Freddy is allergic.

What is that smell?

 

[Barbas]

Something that rhymes with bell.

AT&T sure are great, huh?

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

I don't know I don't go through them.

why is it so cold in here?

 

[Barbas]

Someone forgot to turn the Hoth simulation off.

Where are the chips and dips?

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

Right here!

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

 

[Barbas]

Two houses.

WHERE'S THE LAMB SAUCE???

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

On the lamb.

How did this happen?

 

[Barbas]

You dropped the balls.

Where's the orange duck?

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

Playing in a backgammon tournament with the purple and red ducks.

What should I ask?

 

[Barbas]

Something you want the Fates to answer.

Who's playing the Fates again?

 

[NerfedFalcon]

Natalie Portman, Halle Berry and Donald Trump.

Who are the Patriots?

 

[Barbas]

Probably flash my ass at the neighbours.

Would you poke the penguin?

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

No but if he is cute like private I might tickle them.

Which penguin of Madagascar would you say best matches you?

 

[Barbas]

...The tallest one, I guess.

Do you listen to chanting in your spare time?

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

No

Would you read the tale of Sir Shamus, a Goblin Paladin of Bahamut?