Answer this question, Who am I? "I am _____________."

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EmperorSubcutaneous

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Katatori-kun said:
Who am I?

I'm JEAN VALJEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPIos2mXbUE#t=2m4s]

Seriously, I don't think you're going to get many people who are going to identify themselves on the Internet. I've already been stalked by being careless about my personal information.
My answer has been stolen.

I'll say "24601" so I can answer the same but different. (Ooooh, that one's been taken too. Dammit, I'll bet I would have been the only one if this question had been asked a year ago! High school theatre 4 lyfe.)
 

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I am whatever you say I am, if I wasn't then why would I say I am...In the paper, the news everyday I am...I don't know it's just the way I am.

Or on a less sporadic verse of a song that popped into my head.

I am hiding behind a painted smile.

Captcha, no I am not Uncle Leo...
 

Coffeejack

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I am is the common name for some plant species in the genus Dioscorea (family Dioscoreaceae) that form edible tubers. These are perennial herbaceous vines cultivated for the consumption of their starchy tubers in Africa, Asia, Latin America, the Caribbean and Oceania. .

I am looks like this:


Thank you, Wikipedia. You have been the very best of allies.
 
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I am...a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you and I will kill you.
 

Hagi

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I wasn't entirely certain, so I googled and apparently this is the top answer.

"I AM likes every woman to be proud of way she looks. Therefore I AM offers fabulous jewelry and gorgeous textile accessories by YSTRDY at affordable prices."
 

King of Asgaard

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I am the one hiding under your bed, teeth ground sharp and eyes glowing red.
I am the one hiding under your stairs, fingers like snakes and spiders in my hair.
I am the clown with the tear-away face, here in a flash and gone without a trace.
I am the "who" when you call, "Who's there?", I am the wind blowing through your hair.
I am the shadow on a moon at night, filling your dreams to the brim with fright.
 

CrimsonBlaze

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I am the agent of a grey existence.

It's the only thing that I could come up with that might separate me from others.
 

Blow_Pop

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Katatori-kun said:
Who am I?

I'm JEAN VALJEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPIos2mXbUE#t=2m4s]

Seriously, I don't think you're going to get many people who are going to identify themselves on the Internet. I've already been stalked by being careless about my personal information.
DAMN IT! I WAS GOING TO SAY THAT! FUCK!

I'm 24601?????(in the same vein at least)

King of Asgaard said:
I am the one hiding under your bed, teeth ground sharp and eyes glowing red.
I am the one hiding under your stairs, fingers like snakes and spiders in my hair.
I am the clown with the tear-away face, here in a flash and gone without a trace.
I am the "who" when you call, "Who's there?", I am the wind blowing through your hair.
I am the shadow on a moon at night, filling your dreams to the brim with fright.
I like you for posting that.


But seriously?

I am a contradiction.
 

ClassWar

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Can't figure out, why nobody came up with this yet...

I'm your truth, telling lies
I'm your reason alibis
I'm inside, open your eyes
I'm you

Aside from that:
I am really confused about the idea behind that assignment...
What good could come from that?
 

AperioContra

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What are you dense? Are you retarded or something? I'm the Goddamn Batman!

Seriously:

I'm an unabashed nerd.
 

Kyber

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I am the darkness of the void itself, a monument to silence and the last moment of existence.
My friend, I, am the end, of the world.
 

TheRightToArmBears

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I am...
Iron man.
Evil, yes I am, I am man
The Law
Spartacus
The firestarter, the twisted firestarter.
Sorry.