Any and all Foreigners

[SwagLordYoloson]

... foreign to where exactly?

And the Australians on this site ask these kind of questions so frequently, I'm sure that most of the Escapists have some idea what you are talking about.

Us Australians are fond of the idea that United States of America and Britain are populated with absolute idiots, it makes us feel manly, oh so manly

 

[ottenni]

Your not allowed to enter this competition. And thats not even the correct answer, you put Vegemite in your hair.

So you're the one responsible for all the tourists walking around with vegemite in their hair? How could you tell them that, knowing that vegemite is made from the hormonal secretions of drop bears. If you concentrate all the secretions in one place the drop bear will think another drop bear is attacking you and join in. You're supposed to ingest the vegemite so you start excreting the same pheromones and they see you as a fuck off huge drop bear.

This vegemite in the hair thing might explain why we've found a few drop bears trying to breast feed the disembodied heads of missing tourists.

Good job.

I think we are talking about different sort of Drop Bears. Vegemite works as a deterrent to the Southern Anal-teethed drop bear. It stings to them you see. Im not sure what species you are familiar with.

 

[Cadaverezzi]

Im an australian, but I will clear up some of the mistakes. A ute is a saddled kangaroo with extra storage space.

 

[RhombusHatesYou]

I think we are talking about different sort of Drop Bears. Vegemite works as a deterrent to the Southern Anal-teethed drop bear.

But they're not even dangerous if you wear a hat with a brim.

It stings to them you see. Im not sure what species you are familiar with.

Greater Southern Face Eaters and Spotted Disembowellers mostly. Saw a lot of Kowalski's Leaping Desert Drop Bears when I was living up Pt Augusta way.

 

[ottenni]

I think we are talking about different sort of Drop Bears. Vegemite works as a deterrent to the Southern Anal-teethed drop bear.

But they're not even dangerous if you wear a hat with a brim.

The hell sort of hats do you wear? One with chainsaw blades on the rim.

 

['Aredor]

Ute is a very old-fashioned female German given name. And unless I'm very much mistaken, it's the tribe of Native Americans that Utah is named after.

But now I'm curious: why aren't Australians allowed to answer?

 

[FallenJellyDoughnut]

I think we are talking about different sort of Drop Bears. Vegemite works as a deterrent to the Southern Anal-teethed drop bear.

But they're not even dangerous if you wear a hat with a brim.

It stings to them you see. Im not sure what species you are familiar with.

Greater Southern Face Eaters and Spotted Disembowellers mostly. Saw a lot of Kowalski's Leaping Desert Drop Bears when I was living up Pt Augusta way.

Don't get me started on the Kowalski's! You know they're strong enough to tear off a man's head with one leap?

 

[WolfThomas]

Yes, I do know what the Australian meaning of the word "Ute" is. It's a hybrid between a pick-up and a saloon car, with the lower general body shape of the saloon, and the pick-up rear end.

Yeah but any "pick-up" can be called a "ute" in Australia as well. You can even get 4WD "utes".

 

[Wutaiflea]

Isn't it short for something like "utility vehicle"? Like a truck or something?

They used to say it a lot in Neighbours, so that's my educated guess.

 

[RhombusHatesYou]

The hell sort of hats do you wear? One with chainsaw blades on the rim.

 

[fullbleed]

Type of pick up right? With seats in the back.

 

[Berethond]

A tribe of Native Americans, from what is now California.

What? Lies... they're from what is now Colorado...

Sorry.
I had them mixed up with the Yokuts.

 

[Zykon TheLich]

Yes Ute: Utility vehicle = pickup truck type thing.

 

[Irony's Acolyte]

Everyone is a foreigner somewhere...

No freaking idea. Some sort of slang word used mainly be certain Australians right?

 

[Frenger]

Ute is the opposite to inne

 

[justnotcricket]

High fives! =D I do indeed know what one is. But then I'm a kiwi, so...