Any Last Requests?

[Rock 'n' Soul]

A few days ago, I found out that my grandparents life long friend, known only to me as "Dit", passed away. Dit was only half of the infamous "Dit and Dot". Dot was his wife. He used to drive around with toothpicks stuck all around the upholstery of the top of his Oldsmobile and had a particular thirst for "all things that are good", as Old Gregg would say.

Today, my mom writes to let me know that he was buried with a bottle of Jack Daniels and some toothpicks. At hearing of this awesomeness, my sadness seemed to melt away knowing he will be taking whiskey with him to heaven.

When you go, is there anything you hope is buried with you in your casket? If you're cremated, is there any item you think is going to be present at your funeral service?

I don't really know that I would want to be buried with anything, but I would like to leave some money behind so that my friends and family can throw an amazing party in my honor to celebrate my life and get boozed up in the process.

 

[Snork Maiden]

Not sure about being buried with stuff, but it'd be awesome to have something like the Pokemon theme as you get cremated.

 

[Azure-Supernova]

Hmmm, there is a particular item actually. When I was about 5 I pick pocketed a chunk of Azurite from the Museum of Natural History, entirely accidentally. I shaped it into a heart recently and gave it to my latest girlfriend, she in turn went out and bought me a small Rose Quartz heart. I want to be buried with that!

 

[Mr. Grey]

Well... I'd probably decide to go to international waters for my funeral using a yacht rented through my life insurance for everyone to enjoy after I have died. Then they will be led to the reception area and locked within. The paid mercenaries will then plant charges at prime locations and get on their lifeboat filled with a bag of money, they then proceed to drive off and detonate the explosives. They don't realize that I too planted explosives in the bag and killed them along with drowning everyone that came to my funeral.

Before all of the explosions and the right after the door is locked a recorded message of mine will say, "If I am dead, well I suppose you should all be too. What fun we'll have at the bottom of the sea~!".

Seriously though? I just want to be buried with nothing that is my own. Shed all earthly possessions and whatnot. Perhaps I'll have them adjust my face to look sarcastic in the coffin, I want someone to laugh.

 

[Hybrid Sight]

All that I ask when I die is that people don't cry and be mourn my death. I want them to have a huge part with tons of food and celebrate my life.

 

[Sexual Harassment Panda]

had a particular thirst for "all things that are good", as Old Gregg would say.

he was buried with a bottle of Jack Daniels .

I was really expecting Bailey's to come up.

Anyway, I hope they play "hey rockin' dead man" by Dexter Romweber at my funeral service. And, assuming that there is an afterlife, anyone who isn't suitably sad or full of nice things to say about me is getting haunted. Don't even get me started on what will happen to people who skip my funeral so they can honour their poxy dentist appointments or pickup their dry cleaning.

 

[APPCRASH]

Viking Funeral.

That is all.

 

[Rock 'n' Soul]

Viking Funeral.

That is all.

Fuck yeah.

 

[Frankydee]

I don't need anything special, I usually just tell people to toss me out back in a dumpster or a ditch somewhere in the event of my passing.

 

[sky14kemea]

With "Never Gonne Give You Up." Playing at the funeral...

That's right biatches, I'ma rickroll my funeral ^^

That and to be buried with my fav shirt on, and my fav game (which I won't say here 'cause... well I just won't)

 

[Jark212]

When I was younger Me and My moms family visited our great Uncle grave and dug a hole, we then dropped a can of chili in with a can opener...

Being cremated, I would like my ashes mixed with Wild Cherry Pepsi and thrown into the Ocean.

 

[BenzSmoke]

I'd like to be buried with the "Elephant's Heart."

 

[Rock 'n' Soul]

When I was younger Me and My moms family visited our great Uncle grave and dug a hole, we then dropped a can of chili in with a can opener...

Being cremated, I would like my ashes mixed with Wild Cherry Pepsi and thrown into the Ocean.

You've inspired me. I hope I get buried with a can of Coke.

 

[Numb1lp]

My funeral is going to be a rave party, with a DJ and everything.

 

[MiracleOfSound]

My little brother was buried in his favorite leather jacket, with a box of his favorite cigarettes and Snoop Dogg on his walkman.

This is actually true by the way, not being smart.

 

[FallenJellyDoughnut]

My friend had a great one, give us a sec while I remember it.

Ok, He wants to die naked, riding a burning 747 sliding down a hill, while high on every drug in the world, firing a tommy gun in the air while his girlfriend sucks him off. And slipknot are playing on another plane next to it.

And he's not totally naked, but wearing a fedora.

Thats all well and good but it poses many one question: How does he keep the fedora on while going down the hill?

 

[Mistermixmaster]

I'd like to be buried with my NES ^^ oh, the sweet memories I have... =P

 

[Discord]

2 request

1. I have a extra hard drive attached to my computer...I want it deleted, EVERYTHING gone. When it's done, take it outside break it with a hammer and then burn the pieces. You think i'm being a little extreme, well I'm not! Go onto my computer uninstall the software for the hard drive and then restore the entire system to the day it was bought to erase all memory to make sure that that hard drive never exsited. Nothing criminal is in on it just some "furry" stuff I don't want to spread.


2. Place my headphones in my ears, turn my ipod on "play all songs," and close the casket.

 

[a stranger]

i would like to be put in the dirt with my closets friends alive or dead don't matter and with my xbox

 

[Macgyvercas]

All I want in my casket is my stuffed monkey, George.

Although I would like Caramelldansen played at my funeral