Any Last Words?
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In that situation, I would either employ the explosives I am no doubt carrying(armed and ready), of course I would probably smile at him and say one word before detonating my explosives, that word, in my best "Demo man" voice "KABOOM!".
That or if by "Save the world" you mean, "Liberate it from the tyrany of it's current overlords" I would just yell "flubberpickle" and cause the subdermal implants I put into him and his closest comrades to release a combination of nerve gas(directly into the lungs) and sidney funnel web spider venom(straight to the heart, or the closest artery leading to it.)
and spend the last few moments of my life watching them drown on their own blood and saliva whilst they experience the highest degree of physical agony known to man, then awhile later, when my beacon is followed by loyal followers, be reborn in a machine, my brain implanted in a robotic body with systems to sustain it's functions nigh infinitely.
After all, we are talking about a completely hypothetical situation, and thus fictional outcomes are allowed, yes?
That or if by "Save the world" you mean, "Liberate it from the tyrany of it's current overlords" I would just yell "flubberpickle" and cause the subdermal implants I put into him and his closest comrades to release a combination of nerve gas(directly into the lungs) and sidney funnel web spider venom(straight to the heart, or the closest artery leading to it.)
and spend the last few moments of my life watching them drown on their own blood and saliva whilst they experience the highest degree of physical agony known to man, then awhile later, when my beacon is followed by loyal followers, be reborn in a machine, my brain implanted in a robotic body with systems to sustain it's functions nigh infinitely.
After all, we are talking about a completely hypothetical situation, and thus fictional outcomes are allowed, yes?
I'd rather just fart.
The most incredibly loud, deep, and prolonged one to ever be unleashed from my bowels in my entire life.
He'll either be confused, horrified, disgusted, or better yet: all three! It's the perfect send-off!
The most incredibly loud, deep, and prolonged one to ever be unleashed from my bowels in my entire life.
He'll either be confused, horrified, disgusted, or better yet: all three! It's the perfect send-off!
I like Rocko's "Catch you on the flipside." in Boondock Saints, before he goes all nutty in the diner.
I'd probably quote that if I was badass enough.
Most likely though it would be something along the lines of "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH", because getting shot really hurts.
I'd probably quote that if I was badass enough.
Most likely though it would be something along the lines of "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH", because getting shot really hurts.
I'll see you in hell... Actually, I won't *arms explosives hidden underneath my cloths* cause I won't be there.
Alternatively: Remember the code to deactivate the nukes is *dies*.
Alternatively: Remember the code to deactivate the nukes is *dies*.
Hmmm, quite a few to choose from.
I generally would prefer
"shoot straight, ya bastard, don't make a mess of it!"
Or, just maybe...
" If you strike me down, I will bec-*BANG!!*"
I generally would prefer
"shoot straight, ya bastard, don't make a mess of it!"
Or, just maybe...
" If you strike me down, I will bec-*BANG!!*"
"Just two". Then I'd shoot him back. Either that or "Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!"
"My armor-cam has a live feed to the internet. Check...mate..."
Followed by the dead man switch going off on the explosives I carried. Poor bastard won't even get to say "Oh shi-!" and the last image of him would be the dumb look on his face before being caught in an explosion. One that will forever be on the internet for all to laugh at ^_^
Followed by the dead man switch going off on the explosives I carried. Poor bastard won't even get to say "Oh shi-!" and the last image of him would be the dumb look on his face before being caught in an explosion. One that will forever be on the internet for all to laugh at ^_^
I can't believe that no one has used this one before. Escapist, I am disappoint.
"You can't win, . If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine."
"You can't win, . If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine."
https://encyclopediadramatica.se/NooneKeoul said:"Jokes on you I already told the media I saved the world, ALONE, suck on that!"
Noone will ever believe his story
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He will...
If my... assailant were really pale, like REALLY pale. I would say,"And now I die, In The Shadow of My Pale Companion". If you got that reference, then you are awesome.
If not, I would try with all my might to aim my soon to be death shitstorm at him and if he is next to me I would try and get some on his shoes, which would hopefully be really expensive.
I would get up to my feet, crouched down and hunched over, gripping my wound. Then, in one swift motion pull the knife out of my boot and jam it as far into his heart as possible. Then I would whisper into their ear, "You're coming with me". Then I would start laughing as I fall backwards and die.
"I have existed from the morning of the world and I shall exist until the last star falls from the night. Although I have taken the form of =Fill out name here=, I am all men as I am no man and therefore I am a God."
A little megalomania never hurt any man in his last moment.
A little megalomania never hurt any man in his last moment.
