First of all check out his cool sword!
Not only that... he got the girl! Not only
that but he kept her for an enire 2nd game
AND she didn't get kidnapped in the second game! NO CLICHE!
They have a kid too... that's why she is preggers in that pic!
Why else would I be him? Well...
I'd have a
MAGIC BALL!
This ball uses his magic power to bounce and damage the enemies... Not only that... but at it's max level, it's
flaming!
He also gets to ride a flying dinosaur... yes, it's Dinofly:
Not only that... he talks!
He has a wizards licence:
and a laser gun, a jet pack
and a racing car!!
Finally... not only is he the savior of the world... twice... but he also has a crazy casual relationship with god... (Sendel) Noone else can talk to her... but the kids all do crazy songs and dances for her... but Twinsen just chills out and has a chat from time to time!
Yes... life would be fantastic on Twinsun...! Friends with a talking turtle, the queen of the Mosquebees (mosquito/bee, not anything to do with islamic worship!
) and annihalator of the 3 little pigs!
The final little gem that would make me want to be Twinsen is that I would have the PERFECT mouth for a Kit Kat Chunky... and we all know that they are the best choccy bars in the WORLD!