Any words that you simply CANNOT speak.

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Bvenged

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I can't say "Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 will be an amazing game, just like Modern Warfare 2 was!".
Probably has something to do with me being an experience gamer with a brain or something...
 

Tom Artingstall

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I can't hear/pronounce the difference between "F" and "Th" sounds in a word. Until recently, when it was pointed out to me that I was saying "Thursday" wrong, I never even knew there -was- a difference. After about twenty minutes of trying to curl my tongue into an odd shape and say it "the right way", I gave up and came to terms with the fact that I would spend the rest of my life as a slurring, lisping freak with all the grammatical capabilities of a semi-alcoholic sailor who can't pronounce "Th".
 

Signa

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The Virgo said:
A word that I simply can't speak? How about the full name of the protein Titin? It's 189,819 CHARACTERS LONG. THAT'S RIGHT, 189,819 LETTERS! I dare anyone to try and recite the full name. As the video shows, even with it being said at a rapid pace, the video is STILL over eight minutes long.


/thread forever
I think you just found me my new ringtone.

OT: I work in a warehouse that sells vitamin supplements. About 2/3rd of the supplements are unpronounceable, so I don't even try.
 

gigastrike

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Rome: Total War taught me that I can't say "scythed chariots". It always comes out as "scythedet sheriots".
 

RagTagBand

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"you know i'm really getting tired of this blowjob"

Every time I try to say it, all that comes out is "mmMMMMOOOAR"
 

Danhoyt

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Juggernaut. It takes a great deal of effort to say juggernaut and not sugarnaut.
 

st0pnsw0p

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Ph´nglui mglw´nafh Cthulhu R´lyeh wgah´nagl fhtagn.
Also, I always pronounce "antithesis" with a long "I".
 

6unn3r

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Most Americans cant pronounce "Worcestershire" as in Worcestershire sauce.

Realy gets them tongue tied. :p

Oh and the classic "Aluminium", its not alooominuum, its al-u-min-ium.

Me? i have no problems saying any words because im British.

 

Fiz_The_Toaster

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Stethoscope, I can never EVER say that damn word right.

I always end up saying stethethscope, and I end up stopping and trying to say it right before giving up.

That word is the devil to me.
 

RRAAKK

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i cant say the "n" word

sucks cause i cant read 20000 leagues under the sea without screwing up on nautilus.
 

CrimsonBlaze

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"Do you know what comedian really needs their own show? That their fans are dying to watch?
Rosie O'Donnell."
 

Yopaz

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hentriacontacyclo[29.29.0.02,24.03,12.04,59.05,10.06,58.07,55.08,53.09,21.011,20.013,18.015,30.016,28.017,25.022,52.023,50.026,49.027,47.029,45.032,44.033,60.034,57.035,43.036,56.037,41.038,54.039,51.040,48.042,46]hexaconta-1,3,5(10),6,8,11(18),14,16,19,21,23,25,27,29(45),30,32(44),33,35(43),36,38(54),-39(51),40(48),41,46,49,52,55,57,59-triacontaene

Or buckministerfullerene if you want the short version.
 

DJ_DEnM

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Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

Want to see your text-to-speech say that!
 

Retal19

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Just about every word. I have this weird thing where I'll sometimes stumble on any word, any word at all in the middle of a sentence, usually because my brain has just processed a better word or noticed a grammatical error, so my conversations can end up like this:
"But yeah, you see he was spri-..."
"He was what?"
"Uh... he was... fuck I've forgotten how to talk."
"Again?"
"Yeah..."
 

Cap'n Ninja

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BlackStar42 said:
Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch. The longest place name in the UK.
Really?
Just a little bit of work means you can do it. You only need to learn a bit at a time.
Llan-vire
Pool-gwyn
Gill-goger-ichwin
Drobwyll-llan-tsylio
Go-go-goch

Obviously there's the matter of a double l being the equivalent sound of coughing up a hairball, but that's the only hard part.

OT: I don't think there's anything much I have trouble saying. If I'm tired I'll read long words as something that sounds similar but makes no sense, but otherwise I'm pretty good.
 

Shakomaru

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Biophosphodoradellacrystalluminesence. Well, that and pretty much any swears. I can say the former with practice.
 

JaceArveduin

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I have to concentrate to say Kaminoan XD Something about that accursed word always gets garbled somewhere if I'm not trying to say it.