Anyone else hate British cuteness?

Recommended Videos

shitoutonme

New member
May 26, 2011
151
0
0
LOL The OP is mistaking the British for the Japanese, for they are the only culture that is truly obsessed with cuteness - or as they would say kawaiiiii.
 

aashell13

New member
Jan 31, 2011
547
0
0
the British? cute? when did this happen?

oh, escapist, glad to see the ad based captchas are back. guess we have you to thank for the recent influx of spambots on the forums.
 

DSK-

New member
May 13, 2010
2,431
0
0
concrete89 said:
It's a childrens book.
Get over it.
Also, since we are judging books by covers here, get the nerv up not to gasp in horror at the word "******", an you will see that it is a rather cutesy word after all...
It kinda sounds like something you'd name a cat.
Believe it or not, one of the officers involved in the Dambusters raid had a dog called ****** :/

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nigger_%28dog%29
 

Phasmal

Sailor Jupiter Woman
Jun 10, 2011
3,676
0
0
I thought this thread was about how people who aren't British say our accent is cute.
That gets right on my nerves.

But, obsessed with cute? I dont know about that.
 

ZeroMachine

New member
Oct 11, 2008
4,397
0
0
To quote the great Leonard Church:

"Tucker... What the FUCK are you babbling about?"

Let's ignore the fact that your name probably isn't Tucker.

So, to start with your overall point- you are judging an entire country's culture on ONE FUCKING SERIES. One that started as something FOR KIDS. So unless you can give us more examples, you instantly look, well... a little silly. Seriously, go look up other British things. Try Doctor Who. They only go "cute" when it's funny or appropriate.

To be a bit more specific on your point, about Harry Potter- that world is supposed to be ridiculous and funny. You were expecting Lord of the Rings?

To be a even more specific on a point you made- when in the entire Harry Potter series, movies or books, are we supposed to take Muggles seriously?

And now to just all around question what problem you have with the entire subject- why do names NEED to be like that in order to be taken seriously? Hell, if the Muggles were called Cara'sin, I'd probably put the book down in a second just because it feels like they made that name up specifically to be taken TOO seriously. It reeks of desperation. "PLEASE, GOD, I SWEAR, WE'RE FANCY, TAKE US SERIOUSLY DAMMIT!"

I mean, go for it, by all means, if it's your thing. That's just my interpretation. But I'll take Muggles, Darkspawn, Hylians, the Master Sword, the Elder Wand, and even the good ol' Elves and Dwarves anyday over Cara'sin or Kal'sur or Dor'salim.
 

lionday

New member
Jun 21, 2011
80
0
0
XD i see what you mean but Muggles in my mind is suppose to be cute like there calling Humans the cute little guys with out the magic powers.
 

sam42ification

Senior Member
Nov 11, 2010
416
0
21
irrelevant83 said:
As an American, I do like British culture, especially comedy, but I can't get over their obsession with making everything cute.

I'm not even sure if cute is the right word, it's just the best word I can muster. They don't just apply cute names to things like the Japanese do, but apply cuteness and expect everyone to take it seriously. I can't get into Harry Potter, though I'm sure it's brilliantly written, just because non-magic users are referred to as Muggles. To compare, the Final Fantasy series has creatures called Moogles, but FF doesn't force us to take them seriously.

Again, it might just be the fact that I'm American. I'm used to mystical things sounding sort of Asian or Middle Eastern and putting apostrophes in random places. An ancient secret society should be called Kal'sur and the mystical weapon should be Dor'salim. So if non-magic using people in the HP universe were called Cara'sin instead of Muggles, maybe I wouldn't be posting this on the net, but as it is, Muggles is a word that forces me to accept the fact that I'm reading a book written for an 8 year old even though the later novels grow with the audience.

As it is, I hate British naming of Fantasy things. Posters should feel free to add their own grievances.
I think cute is deffinatley the wronge word. The japanese make things cute the british just have their own words for certain things. Every culture has it's slang and expressions (i know muggle isn't apart of english culture) and somtimes the culture will seem funny but to them my culture may seem funny. Still you can't let the name of non-magic race created by a british writer make you think that every british writer is going to come up with stupid names. Take Douglas Adams for example you just say because his writing style was weird and extreamly funny make you think that every british person writing is going to be weird and funnny. Thats almost sterotyping but i'm not going to call you racist because you proberly aren't.

You didn't give any examples of 'british cutness' apart from harry potter... Ok so maybe the narnia series is good for argument but not all british writers are going to use 'cute' words for everything they name. You really have to look into british culture a lot more becaus it's not that different to american culture (pop-culture, not actual culture. Or at least from Australian point of view it isn't that different).
 

rebus_forever

New member
Jan 28, 2009
376
0
0
irrelevant83 said:
As an American, I do like British culture, especially comedy, but I can't get over their obsession with making everything cute.
[/quote
irrelevant83 said:
As an American, I do like British culture, especially comedy, but I can't get over their obsession with making everything cute.
.


does he mean me?, I lol.
ot, I think its well established that no one knows what this guy is talking about and I can only assume he means things like lace window nets tea cosies and doilies all things i have never truly understood, bar tea cosies theyre neato
 

sam42ification

Senior Member
Nov 11, 2010
416
0
21
concrete89 said:
It's a childrens book.
Get over it.
Also, since we are judging books by covers here, get the nerv up not to gasp in horror at the word "******", an you will see that it is a rather cutesy word after all...
It kinda sounds like something you'd name a cat.
It does sound like somthing you would name a cat. Thats a really good example because muggle is pretty much the harry potter equivilant of ******.
 

Dwarfman

New member
Oct 11, 2009
918
0
0
irrelevant83 said:
As an American, I do like British culture, especially comedy, but I can't get over their obsession with making everything cute.

I'm not even sure if cute is the right word, it's just the best word I can muster. They don't just apply cute names to things like the Japanese do, but apply cuteness and expect everyone to take it seriously. I can't get into Harry Potter, though I'm sure it's brilliantly written, just because non-magic users are referred to as Muggles. To compare, the Final Fantasy series has creatures called Moogles, but FF doesn't force us to take them seriously.

Again, it might just be the fact that I'm American. I'm used to mystical things sounding sort of Asian or Middle Eastern and putting apostrophes in random places. An ancient secret society should be called Kal'sur and the mystical weapon should be Dor'salim. So if non-magic using people in the HP universe were called Cara'sin instead of Muggles, maybe I wouldn't be posting this on the net, but as it is, Muggles is a word that forces me to accept the fact that I'm reading a book written for an 8 year old even though the later novels grow with the audience.

As it is, I hate British naming of Fantasy things. Posters should feel free to add their own grievances.
'Cute' is definately NOT the term you are looking for.I think the term you are looking for is 'nickname'. To which case the British have many and most are insults. The word 'muggle' from Harry Potter in real life terms is about as polite as calling a Black man a '******' and the book says as much.

Also I don't understand what you mean by 'I hate British naming of Fantasy things'. The British have been naming 'fantasy things' for a few hundred years now, or do you have something against Excalibur, or Bugbears or Jabberwockies or Lewis Carrol, Tolkien,Shakespear or Jeffery Chaucer for that matter.

Incidently why do you feel that Mystical things should sound Asian or Middle Eastern? What about Gaelic - Druids were pretty damn mystical I always thought - about Greek, Latin, Old English, Russian and Norse?
 

Araksardet

New member
Jun 5, 2011
273
0
0
This is just bizarre; I've heard of cuteness as a cultural thing in Japan, but not in Britain. My mother is British and she never cutesified things; hell, she liked to stomp on cute things for fun (metaphorically, of course).
 

Dwarfman

New member
Oct 11, 2009
918
0
0
DSK- said:
concrete89 said:
It's a childrens book.
Get over it.
Also, since we are judging books by covers here, get the nerv up not to gasp in horror at the word "******", an you will see that it is a rather cutesy word after all...
It kinda sounds like something you'd name a cat.
Believe it or not, one of the officers involved in the Dambusters raid had a dog called ****** :/

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nigger_%28dog%29
Indeed! My father owns the book. In the movie remake though, they changed the name of the hapless mutt to Digger so as not to offend.
 

concrete89

New member
Oct 21, 2008
184
0
0
DSK- said:
Believe it or not, one of the officers involved in the Dambusters raid had a dog called ****** :/
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nigger_%28dog%29
Now that's just wrong!
You wouldn't name a dog "Mittens" or "Honourable Chairman Miao", just like you wouldn't name a cat "Poncho" or "Woofington". For christs sake, there a clear and simple rules on the different rythms and/or levels of hillarity present in animal names and they should be enforced, damnit!
 

zacobar

The Last Crunkbender
Aug 11, 2009
31
0
0
Forgive me if someone already pointed this out but I think the OP is using 'cute' when they are straining for the adjective 'Twee' or otherwise 'quaint'.

which is a definite part of English culture, and that of Britain, but it is really not much different to the Mid-western Americana and that Frontiersman mentality that is still somewhat prevalent in US culture.

Both are kinda embarassing but still essential to defining that nation.
 

Jonluw

New member
May 23, 2010
7,243
0
0
If all you're basing this on is Harry Potter, I have news for you: Harry Potter is a children's book.
That should answer your questions.
 

Spitfire

New member
Dec 27, 2008
471
0
0
Cute is not the right word. Cheesy maybe. I don't like Harry Potter, but that's for vastly different reasons than because it's cheesy or whatever.
 

Adeoma

New member
Apr 21, 2011
36
0
0
hmm a whole bunch of british people got upset about something said about british culture? didnt see that coming. also try not to be a op that uses hate.... you wont make friends.
 
Dec 27, 2010
813
0
0
I'm not even sure where he could get an idea like that, modern British film/ TV is generally dark and bleak.
PS: I am neither British nor offended, just confused.
 

Wagrid

New member
Mar 28, 2011
2
0
0
Yeah, yet another Englishman going "What the hell is he talking about?!" here.

What you said is just wrong. Considering you apparently 'like British culture' why do you not seem to know anything about it?
 

Moonlight Butterfly

Be the Leaf
Mar 16, 2011
6,157
0
0
TimeLord said:
Britain? Cute? You obviously haven't been to Glasgow on a dark Saturday night.
I thought I did but then I realised I wandered into Silent Hill instead, lucky escape there! Phew!

I have no idea what the OP is talking about either, my friend Dave is so cynical someone said he should have a sticker on him that says 'Warning Corrosive' and he is the most British guy I know.

We can be 'quaint' but that's up until the point some fable-esque farmer tells you 'Don't you go down there that's a baaaaaad place.' And you stare down the previously delightful sunny country lane that is now completely pitch black and possibly wandered by giant black dogs that kill you if you look at them.

Yay British mythology.