Apocalypse Guide

[Rarhnor]

Zombies. The zombies will come.

Rule #1 for surviving a zombie apocalypse: Cardio. (Be faster than the zombies.)
Rule #2: Double tap. (Make sure they're dead.)
Rule #3: Beware of Bathrooms. (Because zombies like bathrooms.)
Rule #4: Seat Belts.

Rule #17: Don't be a hero.
Rule #18: Limber up.

Rule #31: Check the back seat.
Rule #32: Enjoy the little things.

Wasn't rule #3 NOT to use flamethrower or fire against zombies?

 

[Littlee300]

Take the emergency space ship! (this will work for many end of the world theories)

 

[Silent observer]

I'm gonna go a different route entirely to the previous posts and predict an 'age of stupid' style environmental apocalypse, in which case your priorities are:
1) high ground (to escape from flooding)
2) shelter (from winds/rain/snow etc)
3) food and water

I also like the idea of creating the huge fortified tower that is used to store and preserve humanity's greatest achievements, hopefully to be discovered by aliens/future races.