Apparently it's Handjob day

MatParker116

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I'm gonna let Ms Turney explain things while I go "Celebrate" this holiday. Thanks Japan you crazy ass country!
 

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The Japanese are so sexually repressed they haven't realized hj's are the lowest form of sexual stimulation. Seriously, who above 15 gets excited about a hand job?
 

Dalek Caan

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It's Handjob day every day here.

By myself. D:

Did I hear Michael laughing in the background at the end of the video?

Fappy said:
The Japanese are so sexually repressed they haven't realized hj's are the lowest form of sexual stimulation. Seriously, who above 15 gets excited about a hand job?
You would think someone with a username like yours would be a big fan of HJs.
 

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AveAtqueVale said:
One of the least satisfying sexual acts.

Handjobs. Meh.
Meh. Nearly all sex acts can be done poorly or amazingly.

Perfunctory and lazy handjob = unsatisfying.

Prolonged, varying and teasing (I guess basically "edging") can be mindblowing.
 

StormShaun

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Wonderful!
I needed a reminder to do that today.
Thanks Japan, for giving my mind the best and worst thoughts.

Fappy said:
The Japanese are so sexually repressed they haven't realized hj's are the lowest form of sexual stimulation. Seriously, who above 15 gets excited about a hand job?
Personally I think it depends on many things, especially who you are with.
Sure, I can imagine it would suck in a one night stand scenario, but with someone you actually love, I'm sure anything can become romantic and exciting.

... But, I haven't got experience, so this could all just be bullshit.
Which I hope it isn't. If it is, who knows what I could do. Personally, I favour nuclear winter on a global scale.

EDIT:

Also.
*Gazes at title*
Does ... Does that mean what I think it is?
 

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Dalek Caan said:
It's Handjob day every day here.

By myself. D:

Did I hear Michael laughing in the background at the end of the video?

Fappy said:
The Japanese are so sexually repressed they haven't realized hj's are the lowest form of sexual stimulation. Seriously, who above 15 gets excited about a hand job?
You would think someone with a username like yours would be a big fan of HJs.
Fappin's a solo sport. If you let someone else do it they're just going to mess it up. If they employ other parts of their body, however...

StormShaun said:
Personally I think it depends on many things, especially who you are with.
Sure, I can imagine it would suck in a one night stand scenario, but with someone you actually love, I'm sure anything can become romantic and exciting.

... But, I haven't got experience, so this could all just be bullshit.
Which I hope it isn't. If it is, who knows what I could do. Personally, I favour nuclear winter on a global scale.
Sure, it can be romantic and exciting... if you haven't gone beyond that (or your partner is REALLY good at it). Otherwise oral is infinitely better AND more intimate, imo.
 

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To paraphrase Donald Glover:
"A handjob is like getting socks for your birthday. We appreciate the effort, and the sentiment, but you know what we really want."
viscomica said:
What if you're a girl? Handjob day is sexist.
A hand can be used to satisfy either set of bits. Hardly sexist.
 

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Fappy said:
Sure, it can be romantic and exciting... if you haven't gone beyond that (or your partner is REALLY good at it). Otherwise oral is infinitely better AND more intimate, imo.
True, point taken.
Plus when you think about it, a handjob can transition to those more better things.
 

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Souplex said:
To paraphrase Donald Glover:
"A handjob is like getting socks for your birthday. We appreciate the effort, and the sentiment, but you know what we really want."
viscomica said:
What if you're a girl? Handjob day is sexist.
A hand can be used to satisfy either set of bits. Hardly sexist.
And I'm not a chick so I can't say for sure, but I think girls generally appreciate a good HJ more so than boys. I guess we're just harder to please.
 

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"Handjob Day"? I'd rather celebrate "Blowjoj Day" myself... first-hand, even...

Other than that, even my penis is going "Yeah, no... Give me Blowjoj Day! I'll even do it shit myself..."
 

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Fappy said:
The Japanese are so sexually repressed they haven't realized hj's are the lowest form of sexual stimulation. Seriously, who above 15 gets excited about a hand job?
People with hand fetishes, I guess?
 

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Because of HRT and having had Orchi, I'm not sure weather I should feel left out, or be glad I'm not part of such a day of silliness.
 

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Finally getting on board, eh, Japan?

I've been celebrating this hallowed holiday of handjobbery for years.

Literally. Years. Almost daily.



[small]....Yeeeeep. There are a loooooooot of satisfied people around where I live, I'll tell you that much.[/small]
 

Random Argument Man

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AveAtqueVale said:
One of the least satisfying sexual acts.

Handjobs. Meh.
The part of my brain that talks before thinking: BUT IT DOES THE JOB!

The part that thinks.






And that sums up my opinion on pretty much every comment that will be posted here.