Apparently not having Facebook makes you "suspicious" (epic facepalm)
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*stops casually juggling with his daggers*
0.o what?
*starts sharpening them*
Well now, we will see about that.
On a site note, anyone want a dream catcher crafted out of suspicious materials.
0.o what?
*starts sharpening them*
Well now, we will see about that.
On a site note, anyone want a dream catcher crafted out of suspicious materials.
Now that's just ridiculous. I have a Facebook account AND I'm a...I've said too much.MammothBlade said:
Joking aside, you have a "pattern" of two people. I doubt any actual expert would even suggest a correlation based on that.
I'm not sure I agree with you on dangerous, but this is certainly dumb.
Nonsense. He'd be out of money in a week with all the shit people say.Fappy said:
OT: Aha! So, not using Facebook means you're a dangerous psychopath, ergo I CAN KILL ANYONE NOT ON FACEBOOK WITH IMPUNITY!!!
FYI: Not using Facebook. Bwa ha ha ha haaa...
OK, so if I have a facebook yet do go on for months at a time does that mean that I am a mass murderer, because if its true then I have something to add to my stereotypes people use against me list.
1: Since I'm a Atheist I eat babies. [Conservative Christian Groups or "Fundies".]
2: Since I'm Gay [homosexual] I rape children. [Conservative Christian Groups or "Fundies".]
4: Since I'm Gay I like the color pink. [Most people I meet assume pink is my favorite color when I tell them I'm gay]
5: That since I'm a PC Gamer people assume that Consoles are better for simply being Consoles while in my presence. [The funny thing is that I consistently see people bashing their favorite and adored console over things that wouldn't happen on the PC. Also just most other gamers I meet.]
6: That I know when the damn Narwhals meet. FUCK OFF I DON'T!
7: That since I'm never on Facebook I am a serial killer. [The lady / male who wrote this article.]
1: Since I'm a Atheist I eat babies. [Conservative Christian Groups or "Fundies".]
2: Since I'm Gay [homosexual] I rape children. [Conservative Christian Groups or "Fundies".]
4: Since I'm Gay I like the color pink. [Most people I meet assume pink is my favorite color when I tell them I'm gay]
5: That since I'm a PC Gamer people assume that Consoles are better for simply being Consoles while in my presence. [The funny thing is that I consistently see people bashing their favorite and adored console over things that wouldn't happen on the PC. Also just most other gamers I meet.]
6: That I know when the damn Narwhals meet. FUCK OFF I DON'T!
7: That since I'm never on Facebook I am a serial killer. [The lady / male who wrote this article.]
So they're basically saying "You don't conform to societal norms, therefore you're a mass murderer."
I really hate people sometimes. I wonder if they ever put any thought into the idea that people start to develop mental problems because of having BS like this shoved onto them?
I really hate people sometimes. I wonder if they ever put any thought into the idea that people start to develop mental problems because of having BS like this shoved onto them?
I'd better go to the police and tell them everything I know about the 2 mass murderers I know...
If I don't appear on the escapist ever again it's because my mass murderer friends killed me in fear that I leaked information to the police.
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nosy parker
How appropriate indeed
If I don't appear on the escapist ever again it's because my mass murderer friends killed me in fear that I leaked information to the police.
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nosy parker
How appropriate indeed
The problem with Facebook is that people don't share everything; they just share the things they feel are interesting (or make them seem more interesting). That's my main gripe about Facebook (or social media in general): you don't really get to know people, you just see what they want you to see.MammothBlade said:
What else it there to say? It's just stupid to judge someone by whether or no he has a Facebook. Sure, I have one, but haven't checked it in months.
I feel like one of the few people who are thinking... "This is stupid... but has a bit of merit to it."
You know, correlation kinda thing. Lack of facebook could mean anti-social, which is a small sign of those kinda things.
But I mean, cmon, its more of a coincidence than a correlation.
You know, correlation kinda thing. Lack of facebook could mean anti-social, which is a small sign of those kinda things.
But I mean, cmon, its more of a coincidence than a correlation.
Geez...same thing with not being a member of the local country-club? I never knew not square-dancing with the elderly could be a telling sign of incoming mass-murder...
I wonder if you're still a mass murderer if you don't use Facebook but use MySpace or Google+?
Not that anyone does, of course.
That said, I quite like Facebook. Suck it, psychopaths.
Not that anyone does, of course.
That said, I quite like Facebook. Suck it, psychopaths.
...That gave me a brain aneurism. Seriously? Not having Facebook or social networking is a mark of a murderer? I mean,sure,I know HOW to kill people effectively,and I know how to make all sorts of weapons with civilian-available materials,but actually killing someone? How about this for a mark of a murderer: A diseased mind with a predisposition for violence and/or lack of control.
Seriously,who the hell funds these quacks?
Seriously,who the hell funds these quacks?
ha ha hah. They're wrong. I've got a whole cellar full of body's and i've had Facebook for years.
I think I'd be more inclined to become a mass murderer if I was actually on facebook. Seeing everyone update their status every 2 seconds would be enough to send me over the edge.
Funny, I find those obsessed with Facebook to be a more common and constant detriment to society. Blarg, generalizations!
Can I friend you for this? You know, to get on your good side and all. *whistles*ZombieFanatic said:
