Apple making a gaming console

ahappycamper

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As former posters have said the cost will be extortionate and will use so much power to run that the lights in your living room will flicker. Knowing apple they will probably force you to pay a monthly subscription to play a single player game which you have to re-register every time you want to play it. Then god forbid you wanted to show someone else the game you would be prosecuted by Apples top lawyer henchmen of death.
So endeth the will of Apple.
 

Kevlar Eater

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The Apple console (the one the OP posted) looks like an iron lung.

But with Apple, you're not really owning anything (hardware-wise) you buy.
 

Tharwen

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Fine, but that console looks horrible. I wouldn't want that anywhere near anything I'd want to look nice.
 

Feste the Jester

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I couldn't see them making a full fledged console but maybe something that works like the app store with fairly simple and open development for anyone to make.
 

Daipire

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Tharwen said:
Fine, but that console looks horrible. I wouldn't want that anywhere near anything I'd want to look nice.
I doubt that's it, it's got wires! D:
 

Runding

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ROFL just wiki'd the Pippin, that's freakin funny looking. The weired thing is that I was in high school when this thing came out and I never heard or saw anything regarding this console.

OT: I don't think an Apple console will be successful despite the company having loyal followers.

I think part of the reason that the Ipod/Iphone app store platform is so popular is because most of their users are casual gamers that don't mind dropping $1-$5 on games that are simple and easy to access.

I do not see the same users going out and spending a ton of money for a console and it's respective full priced games.

I personally would not support the system.
 

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I don't care for anything that Apple does. Money and the Stock price is what drives them only.
 

Korten12

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I hope to god that its not true... we already got 3 consoles, 4 if you include PC, we dont need a 5th.
 

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Daystar Clarion said:
You thought Sony and MS fanboys were bad...

Apple console fanboys will destroy us all.
Hence why it's coming out in 2012! Dun dun DUN!!!

Sorry. yeah, they probably won't do this considering they've done it before and it didn't work out too well.
 

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I can see it now it will launch at a super high price everytime a software update comes out you need to buy a new one come to think of it kinda sounds like we have one of those already.
 

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While I did get a good chuckle out of the image, it's unfortunately coming true >_>

OT: I can't afford a PS3 at the moment, an Apple brand console would be miles out of reach. (Read: miles away from me being able to smash the damn thing)
 

Jamash

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Leviathan_ said:



This would look so horrible...
I agree, and I wouldn't be surprised if they (completely un-ironically) named it the Apple iSole.
 

InsanityRequiem

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Apple hate. Such a sad, stupid thing I see.

Now to be serious. If an Apple console was in the making, we wouldn't know anything about it until 6 months before it would be released. Maybe.

Apple would also take the making of said console slow and rigorous, seeing how they could make it hack-proof. And if it does become hacked in some way, they'll buy it back.

I'd expect the name to be something generic, like the iPhone and iTunes. Say? iCon sounds like what it'd be.

The ToS/Rules of Play would be an unknown. Apple could just go 'You bought it. What happens on the system, if you play online, is your decision.'

Hardware wise, it would be top-notch and complicated, yet somehow weirdly simple.
 

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Daystar Clarion said:
You thought Sony and MS fanboys were bad...

Apple console fanboys will destroy us all.
This will be the thing that brings about the Great Merger between Sony and Microsoft so as to quell the Apple Uprising! Nintendo will stand strong against the new threat only to be devoured whole while dragging Sega with it as it kicks and screams into the maw of the demon Apple.
 

MrGFunk

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Leviathan_ said:



This would look so horrible...
Some conceptional designer has blown their load over this thinking it looks good and possible. It looks terrible and will never look like this. No matter how many Apple symbols it has.
 
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Eldritch Warlord said:
Sikachu said:
Fancy adverts and stripped down versions of already existing products does not a profitable console make (although the Wii seems to have proved me categorically wrong on that point).
Not really, the Wii has one phenomenal innovation in the form of effective and intuitive motion controls. It's not exactly what we 'hardcore' gamers want but it is something new.

I wonder though what sort of "amazing" innovations Apple would apply to their console. Maybe it will fit into a manila envelope, have a controller that is also an iPod, and have an Apple Logo on it. That last one is all it really needs to make a profit I guess.


...ok, well now that i have finished laughing from your hilariously off the mark comment about the Wii's motion controls being effective and intuitive(somewhat retarded armflailing does not constitute effectiveness, and it is only inovative in the slightest.) Not to mention that the motion controls for the Wii were so broken that nintendo had to release the Wii motion plus...and in my opinion, that just showed utter lazyness when they had to release a stand alone addition for functionality that should have been included since day one.

OT: idc if apple joins the console wars...whatever they create will just be an overpriced piece of shit just like their computers, and being a PC gamer, I would actully enjoy watching apple flouder, even if it is only in the console market

 

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Daystar Clarion said:
You thought Sony and MS fanboys were bad...

Apple console fanboys will destroy us all.
I couldn't agree more. I wouldn't be surprised if teenage girls bought it because it looked trendy, like every other damn Apple product ever made.