APRIL FOOLS!!!! .....@#$* You
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April Fools has never been the same for me, ever since...the incident...
[small]They're always taunting me, laughing at me...[/small]
[small]They're always taunting me, laughing at me...[/small]
How is breaking your computer a prank? It's not funny, it's not a trick, it's not a prank, and it's not productive in any way.
I'm pretty sure I'm not the only one who would be ok with just quitting all the holidays from now on.
OH! You got me! You told me something and it wasn't the truth and I believed you because I thought it was the truth! I'm so silly! This is so much fun!
I'm pretty sure I'm not the only one who would be ok with just quitting all the holidays from now on.
OH! You got me! You told me something and it wasn't the truth and I believed you because I thought it was the truth! I'm so silly! This is so much fun!
No, I am not that guy. Seriously, it just a reflex! I can't believe the guy actually wanted to press charges. It was either to to court or get banned from Halloween Horror Nights. I think I made the right choice.Evilbunny said:
See, my friends wouldn't do something like that.
No, not because they're nice, oh god, no.
But because they know anyone who breaks into my house at night gets a load of buckshot to the face.
No, not because they're nice, oh god, no.
But because they know anyone who breaks into my house at night gets a load of buckshot to the face.
I prefer the French version of April Fools, "Jour de Poisson."
Cookie if you know what that stands for.
Bigger cookie for knowing what people do for it.
Cookie if you know what that stands for.
Bigger cookie for knowing what people do for it.
I actually heard today about this exact thing happening.Aby_Z said:
... I don't suppose you were telling the same story to somebody else earlier this evening? That would be a weird intersection of the Internet and actual life.
Anyway, April Fool's sucks. Personally all the false bans bug me. Hopefully nobody is losing their Neo over that.
Oh, no one lost their Neo badge since (I think) they only banned the very high profile posters, mostly anyone who was above 7k posts.Samurai Goomba said:
And I'm not sure. I haven't told anyone about this story but I was told about this from said friend... Are you perhaps from Indiana?
Nope. West Coast here. Guess it's a popular (read: unoriginal) trick to play.Aby_Z said:
And I know for a fact that Erana (barely over 5000, I think) and some other low-count Gonzos were banned. It would suck if any of the April 1st stuff counted in your moderation history.
Weeeelllll, there's this mod who banned most of the famous users for for stupid things. HA! I just mention that lame joke, what are you going do about it now mother-*Strangling noises*.
Heh, well I guess that's good. It'd make things quite odd if I actually knew someone on the Escapist that I knew in real life...Samurai Goomba said:
Well, some of those people may have already ruined their chance for Neo anyway. Regardless, I doubt they'd ruin people's chance for Neo like this.
People don't try to preform April Fools pranks on me for two very good reasons. First they are scared shitless of me and dismiss the though right away(No joke the better part of my school is convinced I will someday just nap and kill everyone. It works for me though as I avoid contact with most of those dumbass media controlled conformists anyways.). Second, anyone who is stupid enough to not dismiss the idea gets my limb for limb look that makes them run away and cower to where they fuck they should be.
Lets go for what's behind door number "pressing charges". For breaking and entering and vandalism to say the least.
Luckily I've never associated with any that psychotic. Of course it helps that i'm cynical about everything. Also I can't really think of any. I think my cousin's moved my grandma's car a block and said it was stolen but that's it.
Edit: Well played. Not that I don't believe that someone somewhere would be stupid enough to do that.
Luckily I've never associated with any that psychotic. Of course it helps that i'm cynical about everything. Also I can't really think of any. I think my cousin's moved my grandma's car a block and said it was stolen but that's it.
Edit: Well played. Not that I don't believe that someone somewhere would be stupid enough to do that.
I don't really have practical jokes played on me. This could be because I'm "scary". Also one of the first rules I make with my friends is "Don't fuck with me". I'm not kidding that's what I have said to all of my roommates and we're all friends. And I fucking mean it!
Thank god he wasn't around on April Fool's last year, but I had a friend named Jack (he played a Ret Pally in Wow so...) who was/is a batshit bonkers asshole who used to hang out around my apartment all the time. He was known for pranks and generally stupid shit and never shied away from doing things to poor old me. Examples:
1. Shit in a dixie cup and put it under my bed
2. Found a dead possum and put it in a coffee maker box, knocked on my door at 3 am and left the box sitting in front of the door upside down
3. Moved all of the furniture out of my room, including TV and Xbox, out into the courtyard and sat on my bed playing Guitar Hero (thanks to a long ass extension cord).
So yeah, in almost all those cases I responded with, "fuck you."
1. Shit in a dixie cup and put it under my bed
2. Found a dead possum and put it in a coffee maker box, knocked on my door at 3 am and left the box sitting in front of the door upside down
3. Moved all of the furniture out of my room, including TV and Xbox, out into the courtyard and sat on my bed playing Guitar Hero (thanks to a long ass extension cord).
So yeah, in almost all those cases I responded with, "fuck you."