I wasn't sure what you meant by "special", since it's become the cool new thing to say you've got yet-to-be-diagnosed Asperger's Syndrome. Clearly, though, I am the only special person in the world, even though my hair colour, financial state, abilities, and pretty much everything in my life is average. OBVIOUSLY.
Seriously, though, I have a high IQ. It's fun to brag about it to everyone, but it's not like it's ever actually made a difference. I have terrible grades. And not, like, Einstein grades. He only had bad grades because he wasn't trying. My doctor was probably a quack.