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MegaManOfNumbers

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Diablo2000 said:
Shocking Truth... Let's see.

Life is the meaniest ***** you ever encounter, she will stomp in your face several times before what you called a life is over... and you are also fat.
here's a truth, this is a thread for shocking truths, not "who can be the biggest douchebag".

Aaand for my obligatory saving grace:

I know no radical truths, henceforth I'll be more at peace than those who do.
 

siddif

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Believing that man is the only intelligent animal in the world is just plain vain and wrong if your measurement of intelligence is how humanlike you are

also believing that there are no aliens out in space because they havent come to us is also very vain - maybe we are the least advanced creatures in the universe and they take pity on us or treat us like intergalactic pets
 

Diablo2000

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megaman24681012 said:
Diablo2000 said:
Shocking Truth... Let's see.

Life is the meaniest ***** you ever encounter, she will stomp in your face several times before what you called a life is over... and you are also fat.
here's a truth, this is a thread for shocking truths, not "who can be the biggest douchebag".

Aaand for my obligatory saving grace:

I know no radical truths, henceforth I'll be more at peace than those who do.
Maybe, but the first part is true, even Rocky said once... Not in that words of course. And the second one is true for a release half the forum. Being a douche or not, is still not a lie...
 

Jewrean

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Every atom inside of your body is theoretically in New York at the exact same time. Not only this but I can say with all certainty that an atom that now constitutes part of your tongue was once part of a Dinosaur Penis.
 

Spoonius

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Pirate Kitty said:
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If time travel were possible someone would have stopped Hitler from coming to power.

Edit: Swollen Goat said I needed to edit my post, so I edited it.
Or everyone in the future likes Hitler. That is a terrible argument against time-travel.
Or perhaps Hitler was an evil that had to happen, for whatever reason.

Being able to manipulate time does not grant one the power to predict the consequences of such an action.

siddif said:
also believing that there are no aliens out in space because they havent come to us is also very vain - maybe we are the least advanced creatures in the universe and they take pity on us or treat us like intergalactic pets
Or maybe they have a ton of surplus probes and way too much free time.
 

MR T3D

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Sewblon said:
Make sure you spoiler it, here is mine.
If time travel were possible someone would have stopped Hitler from coming to power. Also, time travel results in contradictions. If someone goes back in time to stop Hitler from rising to power, the time traveler would never have heard of Hitler so he would have never gone back in time to stop him from rising to power. So then Hitler would rise to power so the time traveler would go back in time to stop him. So Hitler both would and would not rise to power, and the time traveler both would and would not have prevented him from coming to power, which is absurd.
Edit: Swollen Goat said I needed to edit my post, so I edited it.
dude, you forget the best-accepted time-travel theory is that of the multiverses.

some univere(s) created time travel, and some of those chose to kill hitler, and then their return trip set them in a verse where he was killed.
only way to change your verse is go back, change event, go forward, hoping between verses could only occur by random error.

if you go back, and DON'T want to return to different present, then you have to do whatever you did travelling back in your universe.
it's fascinating, and best ties into an afterlife-verse religion/cult I once saw/joined.
 

An Inferior

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Ephraim J. Witchwood said:
This sentence is true.
The previous sentence is false.
That's not really saying anything, because there is no rule to force that the second sentence is true.
So what you are saying is simply that the first sentence is true, and the second sentence is false.
 

feather240

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America isn't the shining land of liberty and equality for all.
Oh so true.
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'Woah', you're so smart for being able to look down at America. Yeah it's not perfect, but hating it doesn't make you funny or cool. -,-
 

EHKOS

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Somewhere, somehow, right this instance...a duck is watching you.
No but really
You could be lying on a metal table right now with scientists standing over you. This could all be a dream. EVERYTHING.
 

Scarecrow

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feather240 said:
Scarecrow 8 said:
Fumbleumble said:
America isn't the shining land of liberty and equality for all.
Oh so true.
...

'Woah', you're so smart for being able to look down at America. Yeah it's not perfect, but hating it doesn't make you funny or cool. -,-
um....I wasn't looking down at America. There are things about America I love. I'm just say that he is right with that he says. I'm not smart because I trash America, I'm smart because I dont'.
 

feather240

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Scarecrow 8 said:
feather240 said:
Scarecrow 8 said:
Fumbleumble said:
America isn't the shining land of liberty and equality for all.
Oh so true.
...

'Woah', you're so smart for being able to look down at America. Yeah it's not perfect, but hating it doesn't make you funny or cool. -,-
um....I wasn't looking down at America. There are things about America I love. I'm just say that he is right with that he says. I'm not smart because I trash America, I'm smart because I dont'.
Fine, being condescending isn't cool. I get tired of this crap after a while. Little jokes like cash-in of duty or M$ put into the most irrelevant thing just to work as a 'take that' have really been bothering me lately. Maybe I'm just seeing that in your post because I've seen it so many times before, but its just so freaking annoying looking.
 
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Kimarous said:
The answer to life, the universe, and everything is 42.
42 is a consecutive 4 and 2.
"Four Two" in Japanese is pronounced "Shi Ni".
The Japanese word "Shini" means "to die".
Hence, the answer to life, the universe, and everything is TO DIE!
Well, maybe in Japan it is. Here in America, we pronounce 42 "four two", which has no other meanings besides possibly "for to", which is, of course gibberish without any additional context. Although this does explain a lot about their...eh....military strategies....during WWII. Also, [REFERENCE TO "LOST" GOES HERE]. I'm too lazy to actually make one.

As for a shocking truth...

Whenever you use a computer, you are simply observing a pattern of lights and sounds. When you use a keyboard, you are just pushing buttons to make the pattern of lights and sounds more favorable. Now think about how much time you've spent on your computer.
 

Scarecrow

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feather240 said:
Scarecrow 8 said:
feather240 said:
Scarecrow 8 said:
Fumbleumble said:
America isn't the shining land of liberty and equality for all.
Oh so true.
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'Woah', you're so smart for being able to look down at America. Yeah it's not perfect, but hating it doesn't make you funny or cool. -,-
um....I wasn't looking down at America. There are things about America I love. I'm just say that he is right with that he says. I'm not smart because I trash America, I'm smart because I dont'.
Fine, being condescending isn't cool. I get tired of this crap after a while. Little jokes like cash-in of duty or M$ put into the most irrelevant thing just to work as a 'take that' have really been bothering me lately. Maybe I'm just seeing that in your post because I've seen it so many times before, but its just so freaking annoying looking.
Yeah, I know what you mean. I didn't mean to make it sound like I was bad mouthing America, I was just saying that like every country, its got some problems. Sorry about the misunderstanding man.
 

uchi mata

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Kimarous said:
The answer to life, the universe, and everything is 42.
42 is a consecutive 4 and 2.
"Four Two" in Japanese is pronounced "Shi Ni".
The Japanese word "Shini" means "to die".
Hence, the answer to life, the universe, and everything is TO DIE!
Holy fuck
 

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Sewblon said:
Just because a time traveller is from the future doesn't mean that he/she can break laws with ease. Killing Hitler would still be incredibly difficult.
 

An Inferior

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EHKOS said:
You could be lying on a metal table right now with scientists standing over you. This could all be a dream. EVERYTHING.
Or even worse: It's a dream, inside a dream, inside a dream, inside a dream...
 

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The fact that each cigarette may shorten your life is not the problem. I'd happily swap a few years of old age for a bit of enjoyment now. It's the way that you're going to die because of smoking that's more of a concern.
 

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Dango said:
English is a stupid language. No second person plurals? What were they thinking?
Second person plural: You(all)

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