Artist Shows Gruesome Pokémon Battle Aftermaths

Hippobatman

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Nooo! Heretic!

Pokémons only get small bruises when they faint, no big deal.

*Assumes fetal position* [sub]Everything's fine... Just fine...[/sub]
 

archvile93

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Jack and Calumon said:
That Charmander shouldn't be alive. According to the Anime, when the fire goes out, they die.

WHY DO I REMEMBER THAT?

Anyway, Trainers and Pokémon alike should be glad for free Pokéhealth care.

Calumon: This is why I don't like fighting... : (

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moretimethansense said:
Am I the only one that feels the need to point out that, if a charmandes tail fire goes out it dies?
Evidently not, Ninja.
Charmander death rates must be extremely high, seeing how it tends to be difficult to get out of the rain. It can come pretty suddenly, and they do live outdoors.
 

Sonicron

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The ghost trap made me laugh, but some of those really do seem a bit cruel... like the one that consists of three eggs (forgot the name) being completely smashed, Hitmonlee with its legs amputated, or the eviscerated Wurmple. Ouch.
 

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archvile93 said:
Jack and Calumon said:
That Charmander shouldn't be alive. According to the Anime, when the fire goes out, they die.

WHY DO I REMEMBER THAT?

Anyway, Trainers and Pokémon alike should be glad for free Pokéhealth care.

Calumon: This is why I don't like fighting... : (

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moretimethansense said:
Am I the only one that feels the need to point out that, if a charmandes tail fire goes out it dies?
Evidently not, Ninja.
Charmander death rates must be extremely high, seeing how it tends to be difficult to get out of the rain. It can come pretty suddenly, and they do live outdoors.
Dude did you not like SEE the original episode, the Charmander got sick for that very reason... like char seriously... looooooser.
 

PunkRex

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Sonicron said:
The ghost trap made me laugh, but some of those really do seem a bit cruel... like the one that consists of three eggs (forgot the name) being completely smashed, Hitmonlee with its legs amputated, or the eviscerated Wurmple. Ouch.
Eggsecute, yeah and the Chansey with the abortion is preaty harsh too.
 

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NeedAUserName said:
If I'm honest, I was kind of hoping for something a bit more brutal, these are pretty cartoonish, and when I saw Gruesome in the title I had imagined something a lot bleaker.
Yeah, they are still cute. I was hoping for spilled entrails, charred Zubats, shattered geodudes, bones sticking out of skin, you know.
Edit...ok so the expanded picture is a lot better :p
Lol the one with hypno drooling after downing pills (Rohypnol maybe?) is fucking HILARIOUS.
 

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s0m3th1ng said:
NeedAUserName said:
If I'm honest, I was kind of hoping for something a bit more brutal, these are pretty cartoonish, and when I saw Gruesome in the title I had imagined something a lot bleaker.
Yeah, they are still cute. I was hoping for spilled entrails, charred Zubats, shattered geodudes, bones sticking out of skin, you know.
Edit...ok so the expanded picture is a lot better :p
Yeah, unfortunately how you've phrased it you do sound slightly deranged, bordering on psychopathic but still, yeah, thats basically what I wanted, it would be fairly cool to see a shattered Geodude, or a dried out Seaking, hell even a Squirtle with a big crack in its shell.
 

PunkRex

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Well having looked at his stuff I can saftly say I have a new artist to frantically worship.
 

roostuf

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Ah look at those poor bastards they must hate this part of the job, at least they have those pokee hospitals.
 

Josh123914

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moretimethansense said:
Am I the only one that feels the need to point out that, if a charmander's tail fire goes out it dies?
wait, how could a creature like that possibly survive on it's own, I mean if it was to fall into a river or it ' God Forbid' RAIN the thing is screwed. ugh.... nintendo logic
 

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I seem to recall somebody posting something from Pokemon Adventures [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pokemon_Adventures] comic where an Arbok gets severed clean in half.
[http://img149.imageshack.us/i/arbokgetsownedot6.png/]
So, hey, these are tame compared to that particular bit of official Pokemon material.

However, clearly the greater body of Pokemon canon prefers to consider Pokemon as being made out of unbreakable, rubbery, shiny material that is apparently immune to all the physical abuse it will inevitably take.

You know, just like anime's portrayal of women. *rimshot*
(Okay, that was in bad taste but too true to resist pointing out.)