A's are like B's.... They're always C

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Simile time! Post your (or someone elses) proverbs straight from the heart, or experience, or maybe the internet.
I'll start with a few:

Virginity is like bubble... one prick all gone.

Women are like parking meters... if you don't feed them enough money you face serious consequences.

Love is like the wind... you can't see it but you can feel it.

Men are like parking spots... the good ones are taken and the rest are too small.

Hopefully you get the gist of this. And I'm sorry if I offended any parking meters.

 

[Guitarmasterx7]

This was an image of the saying over the sunset but it decided to disappear as soon as I posted it -_- Anyway, it was
"Some people are like slinkies. They don't really have a purpose, but they can still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs."

 

[madcap2112]

Life is like a box of chocolates...do I really need to finish this one?

 

[grimsprice]

Cool story bro

+1 Zing.

Ping Pong is like a well aged prostitute... i wont go there.

 

[LooK iTz Jinjo]

Life is like a box of Boom Shots, just one piece of bullshit after the other where "That **** should have died!"

Sex is like air, it's not important unless you aren't getting any.

Probably think of more later.

 

[Compatriot Block]

Friendship is like wetting your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling it brings.

 

[Deleted]

Hmm, no offended people yet. I'll have to fix that.

Women are like thrift stores... their clothes should be half off.

Men are like lava lamps... fun to look at but not all that bright.

 

[grimsprice]

Hmm, no offended people yet. I'll have to fix that.

Women are like thrift stores... their clothes should be half off.

Men are like lava lamps... fun to look at but not all that bright.

"Men are fun to look at"? What planet are you from?

 

[Insert Comedy Here]

Getting a salad from McDonalds is like getting a hug at a brothel.

 

[Deleted]

Hmm, no offended people yet. I'll have to fix that.

Women are like thrift stores... their clothes should be half off.

Men are like lava lamps... fun to look at but not all that bright.

"Men are fun to look at"? What planet are you from?

I got that from a site so don't blame me.

Oh, it seems I got a probation. Oh well, sorry mods.

 

[grimsprice]

Hmm, no offended people yet. I'll have to fix that.

Women are like thrift stores... their clothes should be half off.

Men are like lava lamps... fun to look at but not all that bright.

"Men are fun to look at"? What planet are you from?

I got that from a site so don't blame me.

Oh, it seems I got a probation. Oh well, sorry mods.

Normally i'd agree with the mods. That kind of a comeback is really stupid. But for some reason, the look on banjo's face made it a hundred times funnier than it should have been. But i digress.

Yeah, i know that was a feminist that came up with that simile.

I'm like the sun. Looking at me will burn your eyes out, but i can illuminate the world around you.

 

[FiveSpeedf150]

Getting a salad from McDonalds is like getting a hug at a brothel.

I like this one

 

[LongAndShort]

War solves all problems... no man, no problem.
Good old Joey Stalin with that pearl of wisdom.

 

[TriGGeR_HaPPy]

Life is like a box of chocolates...
No-one likes the orange ones.

Ha! I love it, even if for no other reason than I have no idea what it means.


OT: All mine have been said already. Sowwy.

 

[bad rider]

Women are like bank accounts, no money no intrest. (Strictly speaking this isn't true, but It brings a smile to your face for cleverness)

 

[Anarchemitis]

"The Force is like Duct Tape. It has a light side, a Dark side, and holds the universe together."
Can we not try to emulate such a clever proverb's genius as opposed to making trite sexist jokes? Goodness.

 

[trelloskilos]

Hollywood is like a bowl of museli - Once you remove the nuts and the fruits, you're left with the flakes.

 

[sammyi19]

if sluts could fly, my school would be an airport!