A's are like B's.... They're always C

[ottenni]

"Escalators can never be broken, they can only be stairs" the late Mitch Hedberg.
"I intend to live forever, so far so good"
"The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good i get, ill never be as good as a brick wall" Mitch Hedberg again.
"When it comes to catching carp, nothing beats the German light infantry"

And i'm done.

 

[Geo Da Sponge]

Life is like a bath; it feels good while you;re in it, but the longer you stay in it, the more wrinkled and cold you get.

Happiness is just around the corner, but the road is straight.

 

[DigitalSushi]

Life is like a box of chocolates...
No-one likes the orange ones.

Ha! I love it, even if for no other reason than I have no idea what it means.


OT: All mine have been said already. Sowwy.

Yeah, it does need work.
It's poking fun at gingers.

I thought it was poking fun at Liverpuddlians and their fake tans, but hey gingers are good too.

"walk sideways through the airport and your going to Bangkok"
"run after a bus and you get exhausted"
"run in front of a car and you get tyred"

 

[Arcanz]

"Some people are like slinkies. They don't really have a purpose, but they can still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs."

That one made my day...or night, I'm going to bed smiling at least.

Women are like nations. If you can control either one, you're either a genius or a bastard.
Edit: It's bad but I'm sleepy

 

[effilctar]

Quick, good, cheap... Pick two.

Isn't that something to do with getting your car repaired?

 

[Ridonculous_Ninja]

Life is like a box of really bad metaphors...

 

[bcponpcp27]

Sex is like a raptor, despite a movie fueled obsession since adolescence, unlikely to be found in your house.


(cookie for reference*)

 

[Chrono180]

Sex is like a raptor, despite a movie fueled obsession since adolescence, unlikely to be found in your house.


(cookie for reference)

XKCD FTW!

 

[bcponpcp27]

Sex is like a raptor, despite a movie fueled obsession since adolescence, unlikely to be found in your house.


(cookie for reference*)

XKCD FTW!

DAMN STRAIGHT

*must provide own image of cookie for prize

 

[SideburnsPuppy]

Michael Jackson is like a console: Kids turn them on.

EDIT: SHITSHITSHIT! Sorry, I forgot about the tragedy. RIP, Michael. Anywho,

Life is like a box of chocolates. When you start out, it's fantastic, but when you're almost done, you just feel sick and fat.

 

[brutus3933]

Sex is like a raptor, despite a movie fueled obsession since adolescence, unlikely to be found in your house.


(cookie for reference*)

XKCD! Damn, ninja'd

 

[Smagmuck_]

Sluts are like rental cars, everyone has had a ride.

 

[Pendragon9]

The internet is like a toilet. The deeper you go, the smellier it gets until you reach the septic tank. (4chan)

 

[Naheal]

Michael Jackson is like a console: Kids turn them on.

EDIT: SHITSHITSHIT! Sorry, I forgot about the tragedy. RIP, Michael. Anywho,

Life is like a box of chocolates. When you start out, it's fantastic, but when you're almost done, you just feel sick and fat.

I was going to do a steve irwin or billy mayes joke, but I'm figuring that would be in poor taste.

 

[DoomyMcDoom]

"When god gives you lemons, You find a new god!" - powerthirst 2
"Shit happens, I just try not to step in it." - Me, I guess... and probably some other people.
"War is like a hug, only with weapons for arms, and misguided politics instead of love... oh and getting a war hug often ends in death, of many many people..." - also me