As I Walk Through the Valley of Death, I Shall Fear no Evil....

Woburn

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I have seen many variations of this Psalm. My favorite one is from Jarhead when Jamie Fox says, "As I walk through the valley of death, I shall fear no evil: FOR I AM THE BADDEST MOTHAFUCKA IN THE GODDAMN VALLEY!!!"

I was just wondering if anyone else had any other good ones.
 

CIA

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Its part of an offspring song, but I'm pretty sure the original was in the bible...
 

CorruptOne

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Yeah the original is a biblical psalm and it actually goes "As I walk through the shadow of the valley of death, I shall fear no evil..."
 

Grubnar

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Actually I think it was General Patton that first made that quote famous. He said something along the lines of being the toughest bastard in the valley.
 

Monshroud

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It's from the Bible - Psalm 23:4

Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff they comfort me.
 

Rolling Thunder

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Yea, as I walk through the Valley of Death I shall be without fear, for I have gone beyond and seen what men call death. And I tell thee now, it hath no hold upon mine heart.

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Death or Glory
Sturm und Drang
 

Terror_666

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The best version is still "Though I fly trough the valley of the shadow of death I shall fear no evil for I am a 80000 feet and climing."
 

Cheesus333

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"...for I have three lives remaining."

"...for I am at 37,000 feet and climbing."

EDIT: Gah, semi-ninja'd
 

Nickolai77

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Grubnar said:
Actually I think it was General Patton that first made that quote famous. He said something along the lines of being the toughest bastard in the valley.
Nah, i think it it orginates from the bible, and used occasionally in military matters- e.g, it crops up in one of Tennyson's famous poems about the charge of the light brigade.

Half a league, half a league,
Half a league onward,
All in the valley of Death
Rode the six hundred.
"Forward, the Light Brigade!
"Charge for the guns!" he said:
Into the valley of Death
Rode the six hundred.

2.

"Forward, the Light Brigade!"
Was there a man dismay'd?
Not tho' the soldier knew
Someone had blunder'd:
Their's not to make reply,
Their's not to reason why,
Their's but to do and die:
Into the valley of Death
Rode the six hundred.

3.

Cannon to right of them,
Cannon to left of them,
Cannon in front of them
Volley'd and thunder'd;
Storm'd at with shot and shell,
Boldly they rode and well,
Into the jaws of Death,
Into the mouth of Hell
Rode the six hundred.

4.

Flash'd all their sabres bare,
Flash'd as they turn'd in air,
Sabring the gunners there,
Charging an army, while
All the world wonder'd:
Plunged in the battery-smoke
Right thro' the line they broke;
Cossack and Russian
Reel'd from the sabre stroke
Shatter'd and sunder'd.
Then they rode back, but not
Not the six hundred.

5.

Cannon to right of them,
Cannon to left of them,
Cannon behind them
Volley'd and thunder'd;
Storm'd at with shot and shell,
While horse and hero fell,
They that had fought so well
Came thro' the jaws of Death
Back from the mouth of Hell,
All that was left of them,
Left of six hundred.

6.

When can their glory fade?
O the wild charge they made!
All the world wondered.
Honor the charge they made,
Honor the Light Brigade,
Noble six hundred.

-Alfred Tennyson
 

Trivun

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"As I walk through the valley of the shadow of LA, the footsteps that were next to me have gone their seperate ways..."

The River, by Good Charlotte. Kickass song and quite a few references to religion in there, probably harking to the religous background of the actual pslm...
 

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I like the Weird Al version myself,

"As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain, I take a look at me wife and realize she's very plain!"
 

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As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death
I take a look at my life
And realize there's nothing left.
'Cause I've been blasting and laughing so long
That even my momma thinks that my mind has gone.

Gangsta's Paradise Anyone? Coolio? No?
 

JamesCG

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Monshroud said:
It's from the Bible - Psalm 23:4

Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff they comfort me.
Is it odd that I read that in Liam Neeson's voice?
 

DigitalSushi

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though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil, for I am a force of nature BONK!

In hindsight the TF2 reference isn't all that good.
 

Zacharine

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"As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil because I own the damn place."

From a fic, after a person who just wants a normal vacation gets thrusted the ownership papers by one mysterious Mr. Lucifer during a bar night.