As I Walk Through the Valley of Death, I Shall Fear no Evil....

[Wadders]

Yea, as I walk through the Valley of Death I shall be without fear, for I have gone beyond and seen what men call death. And I tell thee now, it hath no hold upon mine heart.

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Death or Glory
Sturm und Drang

Oh my gosh.

I love thus kinda stuff. It's so fucking inspiring (by the way, that must be a quote, no offense meant, dear Rolling Thunder, but you surely didnt make that up?)

I know its not related to the quote, but I love it in Jarhead when Jamie Foxx's character recites "Thou shalt not kill" then says "but hear this: FUCK. THAT. SHIT!"

makes me fuckin hard...

<..>

 

[quantum mechanic]

...because "They may take our lives, but they can never take our freedom! Unless...Unless they kill us, then animate our dead corpses as zombies to fight for them. Then I suppose they've taken our lives, AND our freedom." --Elan from OOTS

...because it's just a metaphor.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

Its part of an offspring song, but I'm pretty sure the original was in the bible...

damn christians, ripping off modern rock.

I hope thats sarcasm Im reading

 

[The Bread is Delicious]

Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil, for I am on fire and they can't grab me if I'm on fire.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

As I walk through the shadow of the valley of death, I shall fear no evil for I am the one who carries the gun

 

[gellert1984]

As I walk through the shadow of the valley of death, I shall fear no evil for for all the armies of heaven and earth march at my side.

 

[Berethond]

I like the Weird Al version myself,

"As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain, I take a look at me wife and realize she's very plain!"

"And if I finish my chores, and thou finish thine, then tonight we're gonna party like it's 1699."

"Though I walk through the Shadow of the Valley of Death, I shall fear no evil." - Coach
"I didn't mean for you to get all biblical on me, Coach." - Nick

 

[DustyDrB]

I prefer the Psalter's version.
Coolio comes in second.

 

[thenoblitt]

I have seen many variations of this Psalm. My favorite one is from Jarhead when Jamie Fox says, "As I walk through the valley of death, I shall fear no evil: FOR I AM THE BADDEST MOTHAFUCKA IN THE GODDAMN VALLEY!!!"

I was just wondering if anyone else had any other good ones.

I personally like this one

 

[GreyWolf257]

That is actually my favorite verse in the Bible, but I like this variant

"...I will fear no evil, for I'm packing a gun in my pocket and I am spazing out on Dr. Pepper."

I forgot where I heard that, but I seem to remember it being in a zombie-movie spoof.

 

[Shapsters]

I like the Weird Al version myself,

"As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain, I take a look at me wife and realize she's very plain!"

"And if I finish my chores, and thou finish thine, then tonight we're gonna party like it's 1699."

"Though I walk through the Shadow of the Valley of Death, I shall fear no evil." - Coach
"I didn't mean for you to get all biblical on me, Coach." - Nick

Holy old quotes! That post was from September!!

 

[Slayer_2]

As I fly through the valley of death, I shall fear no evil, for I am at 4000 feet and climbing
- Tom Clancy's H.A.W.X.

This, except, I believe that it is "80,000 feet".

 

[Shoggoth2588]

This is my favorite variant. This is one of the first rap tracks that I got into ... as a young, pre-ten year old or so xD

 

[DigitalSushi]

Its part of an offspring song, but I'm pretty sure the original was in the bible...

damn christians, ripping off modern rock.

I hope thats sarcasm Im reading

of course it is.
I was going feign ignorance, but I'm too tired.

 

[FallenJellyDoughnut]

Yeah the original is a biblical psalm and it actually goes "As I walk through the shadow of the valley of death, I shall fear no evil..."

Fail.

It's from the Bible - Psalm 23:4

Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff they comfort me.

This one here is right.

 

[FallenJellyDoughnut]

This is my favorite variant. This is one of the first rap tracks that I got into ... as a young, pre-ten year old or so xD

Now I can't stop thinking about Wierd Al's song "Amish Paradise"

 

[aPod]

Its part of an offspring song, but I'm pretty sure the original was in the bible...

damn christians, ripping off modern rock.

You have made me laugh. I congratulate you.

"Though i walk through the shadow of the valley of death, i shall fear no evil: for i am the reaper"

 

[Berethond]

I like the Weird Al version myself,

"As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain, I take a look at me wife and realize she's very plain!"

"And if I finish my chores, and thou finish thine, then tonight we're gonna party like it's 1699."

"Though I walk through the Shadow of the Valley of Death, I shall fear no evil." - Coach
"I didn't mean for you to get all biblical on me, Coach." - Nick

Holy old quotes! That post was from September!!

Oh wow, was it?
They one time I forget to look at dates...

 

[Sir Kemper]

I always liked coach's little variation at the end.

"And god, let the food court be okay"

Or Ellis's additon

"Yeah! were in that vally now kicking ASS!"

 

[electric_warrior]

As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death
I take a look at my life
And realize there's nothing left.
'Cause I've been blasting and laughing so long
That even my momma thinks that my mind has gone.
But I ain't never crossed a man that didn't deserve it.
Me be treated like a punk, you know that's unheard of.
You betta watch how ya talking
And where ya walking
Or you and your homies might be lined in chalk.
I really hate to trip but I gotta lob,
As they croak, I see myself in the pistol smoke.
Fool, I'm the kinda g that little homie's wanna be like,
On my knees in the night
Saying prayers in the street light.

coolio said it, i just spread the gospel