Ask a Canadian Anything

[Da Chi]

Sure Canada isn't special but I like jumping on Bandwagons.

Oh and if you're wondering, We get power to our Igloos by harnessing the only natural resource known to us. Glaciers.

 

[Onyx Oblivion]

Eh?

That's the question.

Eh?

 

[hyperhammy]

Expect flamming...
Do Canadians like hockey?
Why are you even a real country?

 

[Dublin Solo]

Eh?

That's the question.

Eh?

It's not only the question, it's the only one.

But back on topic, seriously? Is every country gonna get its thread?

That's what I'm asking you.

 

[Da Chi]

Eh?

That's the question.

Eh?

No doot aboot it.

 

[twistedmic]

Why is Canadian bacon called bacon? Isn't it just regular ham?

 

[Marter]

Where are you in Canada?

 

[Da Chi]

Expect flamming...
Do Canadians like hockey?
Why are you even a real country?

Yes, Hockey is like sex to us. That is, if you like sex with heavy padding and hard pucks. Which of course all of us do.

And Canada is a real country. We asked nicely and Britain gave us a bunch of cold land and the rights to make alot of beer.

 

[zen5887]

What makes you feel special enough to warrant a thread dedicated to you?

 

[Celtic_Kerr]

Eh?

That's the question.

Eh?

EH is not actually a question. Like the word "Fuck" it is simply another form of verbal punctuation

 

[Da Chi]

Eh?

That's the question.

Eh?

It's not only the question, it's the only one.

But back on topic, seriously? Is every country gonna get its thread?

That's what I'm asking you.

I think it should. Personally I'd want to ask Australians a few things. Mainly involving their women and immigration laws... But thats not for this topic.

 

[Da Chi]

Why is Canadian bacon called bacon? Isn't it just regular ham?

Because we fry it with our pemmican and Moose steaks.
In all honesty, most Canadians eat alot of meat. Thats why we like it in large quantities.

 

[Celtic_Kerr]

What makes you feel special enough to warrant a thread dedicated to you?

Um, well in WW2 I believe there was a hill (CAn't remember the damned Name) that the americans spent a week or two trying to claim as it had a tactical advantage. The Canadians showed up and were have lunch on top of that fucking mound in a day

 

[Da Chi]

Where are you in Canada?

Alberta, the land of Asian Cowboys and Suburban Teen Gangsters.

 

[Celtic_Kerr]

Expect flamming...
Do Canadians like hockey?
Why are you even a real country?

Canadians love hockey, and a very large number of american teams are made up of canadian players.

And we're a real country because we threatened the world with sending them geese and caribou

 

[Marter]

Where are you in Canada?

Alberta, the land of Asian Cowboys and Suburban Teen Gangsters.

Hey, me too =D

 

[Da Chi]

What makes you feel special enough to warrant a thread dedicated to you?

Because I'm drinking at 8 Am and feeling Sassy. Do I need a reason? I'm Canadian, everything I do is all just a hockey punchline anyway.

 

[rabidmidget]

Does milk really come in bags?

 

[Dublin Solo]

Where are you in Canada?

Alberta, the land of Asian Cowboys and Suburban Teen Gangsters.

Hey, me too =D

Ah, that explains a lot! I represent the other Solitude in Canada. I'm from the Province of Quebec.

 

[Darwins_Folly]

Where are you in Canada?

Alberta, the land of Asian Cowboys and Suburban Teen Gangsters.

Hey, me too =D

Me three