Ask a Non-Masturbater

[Palademon]

Firstly, I am not trolling or trying to get banned. I considered this idea. And the responses were support and someone who didn't believe me, which I think is a good signof interest in the subject.

I was originally going to do something along the lines of "Ask a 16 year old virgin male gamer" as a parody so the more extrovert of us could wonder what it's like to be most of the stereotypical demographic. Then I thought of this, which many people consider to be unique, and most never believe me. (Sorry I couldn't think of a better phrase to represent this thread.)

Anyway, to the point. I am heterosexual. I've been single all my life. Never had a first kiss or a date. I have sexual feelings. Yet, I just don't care. I think one of the main factors would be that I'm a lonely person. And being a lonely person, I'm more interested in someone being emotionally attached to me, and having meaningful sex, than I am concerned about recreational sexual pleasure with myself.
I am flattered whenever I hear that I'm even affecting people. That's why I ask people why they felt like adding me as a friend.

So any questions besides "How have your balls not exploded?". And I hope you at least get a laugh out of this.

 

[baconsarnie]

I was all set for a reply before i read the last sentence, but seriously :0

 

[Woodsey]

*attemps to think of epic, wank-based pun*

Ever been a time where you've very nearly given it a bash?

*fails*

 

[InnerRebellion]

Actually, I feel you. (In a convoluted kind of way).

I refuse to partake in said self-activities, and my friends scoff at me for it. Unfortunately (or would it be fortunately? Who knows?), very few things arouse me.

So, my question to you, my comrade in self-control, what is your reason behind not doing it?

I believe mine is because I've become brainwashed by the females I am constantly in the company of, and my lack of sexual arousal, and my erotophobia.

 

[smearyllama]

I'm a non-masturbater, too, so I'll help pick up slack when I'm online, and if there are too many questions.

Edit: Unintentional quote was unintentional.

 

[Leon Last Lord Shyle]

Oh god I knew someone who was like that.... seriously when he finally got a girlfriend it did not go well for him.

 

[Easton Dark]

What do you do with all your free time?

 

[Jonluw]

So, have you never tried it, or have you tried it before, but choose not to do it?

Also - if it's not to personal - are you bothered by/do you experience wet dreams? I have heard that if one does not regularly empty the bi-testiclesepididymis, the body will handle that in your sleep, you see.

 

[Palademon]

So, my question to you, my comrade in self-control, what is your reason behind not doing it?

I don't have the urge to. I'd like to be in a relationship, possibly sexual. But I have no desire to have sex with myself. Nothing about self control.

 

[The Lost Big Boss]

Pro Tip: Talking to people can help make friends.
Pro Tip: Friends will equal non lonely state
Pro Tip: Non Lonely state will give confidence
Pro Tip: By being on the computer complaining you are setting an endless cycle of doing nothing.

Dude, you're 16, I'm 17, go out and find a fucking girl.

OT: It's a natural thing, and in the long run it's going to do way more harm if you don't experiment.

 

[Palademon]

Oh god I knew someone who was like that.... seriously when he finally got a girlfriend it did not go well for him.

Really? What happened to him?

What do you do with all your free time?

Procrastinate, and play games.

So, have you never tried it, or have you tried it before, but choose not to do it?

Also - if it's not to personal - are you bothered by/do you experience wet dreams? I have heard that if one does not regularly empty the bi-testicles, the body will handle that in your sleep, you see.

I've never done it, and yes I do have wet dreams.

 

[InnerRebellion]

So, my question to you, my comrade in self-control, what is your reason behind not doing it?

I don't have the urge to. I'd like to be in a relationship, possibly sexual. But I have no desire to have sex with myself. Nothing about self control.

Hmm, I see what you mean. I've pursued relationships, barely gotten very far physically in them (emotionally is a totally different matter), but never saw the point of using myself to meet those desires.

 

[Woodsey]

Oh god I knew someone who was like that.... seriously when he finally got a girlfriend it did not go well for him.

Are we talking extreme inter-personal retardation, or something serious, like blowing his load when she touched his hand?

OT: It really is natural, and reduces the risk of stuff like prostate cancer. Its really not having sex with yourself. That would require an exceptionally long and bendy penis, and worrying amounts of desperation.

 

[Palademon]

Pro Tip: Talking to people can help make friends.
Pro Tip: Friends will equal non lonely state
Pro Tip: Non Lonely state will give confidence
Pro Tip: By being on the computer complaining you are setting an endless cycle of doing nothing.

Dude, you're 16, I'm 17, go out and find a fucking girl.

OT: It's a natural thing, and in the long run it's going to do way more harm if you don't experiment.

I do have friends. Not many are close. They only provide improved confidence within their company, and I don't have confidence issues. I'm not trying to complain. I tyr to find people, but the only girl I ever found said no when I asked her out. I'm not saying it's not natural, I'm jsut saying i don't do it.

 

[smearyllama]

So, have you never tried it, or have you tried it before, but choose not to do it?

Also - if it's not to personal - are you bothered by/do you experience wet dreams? I have heard that if one does not regularly empty the bi-testiclesepididymis, the body will handle that in your sleep, you see.

I tried once or twice, asked myself "what's the point" and wandered off.

Also, I get wet dreams sometimes, which is probably the only negative effect of not masturbating.

 

[Irridium]

Wasn't this a joke suggestion in the "Why are there so many 'Ask a...' threads" thread?

 

[Leon Last Lord Shyle]

Oh god I knew someone who was like that.... seriously when he finally got a girlfriend it did not go well for him.

Really? What happened to him?/quote]

Weellll remember the Lonely island song.... he did that in public she then proceeded to dump him over the amount of embarrassment that it lead to.

 

[Jonluw]

I tried once or twice, asked myself "what's the point" and wandered off.

Also, I get wet dreams sometimes, which is probably the only negative effect of not masturbating.

So, have you never tried it, or have you tried it before, but choose not to do it?

Also - if it's not to personal - are you bothered by/do you experience wet dreams? I have heard that if one does not regularly empty the bi-testicles, the body will handle that in your sleep, you see.

I've never done it, and yes I do have wet dreams.

Hm. Sounds tiresome. All the clean-up of masturbating (even more clean-up perhaps), but you don't get to be conscious while orgasming :/

 

[Palademon]

Do you change your sheets more often than normal or are you just impotent?

I wear boxers to bed, and I do sometimes need to get up in the middle of the night and change those boxers, yes.

 

[Palademon]

Wasn't this a joke suggestion in the "Why are there so many 'Ask a...' threads" thread?

That was me asking if I'd get in trouble for making such a thread.