cookyy2k said:
Feel free to ask any physics related questions you want, if I answer too simplistically or too advanced call me out on it and I'll try again. If you want you can message the question instead or ask follow ups by message. However you ask I will do my best to get you an accesible answer as fast as possible.
So far, awesome thread.
To business: I've been obsessed with making a perpetual motion machine since I was a kid, and the Laws of Thermodynamics telling me I can't haven't deterred me.

Here's a theory: let's say that I've created a giant deformable spherical satellite and put it in an elliptical orbit around the Earth. Because of the elliptical shape of the orbit, the gravitational force exerted by the Earth will not be constant throughout, and will, I'm assuming, deform the shape of the satellite depending on its distance from the Earth. So, let's say with various contraptions (pistons and dynamos) I utilize these deformations to create electricity.
Does this even qualify as a perpetual motion machine? Where's the hole in the plan? Will the resistance to the deformations provided by the dynamos somehow effect its orbit and make it crash into the planet? If I succeed, will I speed up the heat death of the universe? 'Been slacking at my Physics class, so help would be appreciated. Thanks!