Ask a Scotsman

[Gaz6231]

Glasgow, definitely. If you're a rocker I'd recommend Solid Rock or the Cathouse if you're feeling more clubby. Although there are literally hundreds of good bars/pubs/clubs in the city so you wouldn't be hard-pressed to find a good time.

If you're in Edinburgh for some unknown reason, try pub-crawling the Royal Mile. Buy a round at each pub on the way and see how far you get.

 

[Kurokami]

Surveys* have shown that Scotland is a land of mystery and intrigue, rumours and hearsay, pies and chips.

It's entirely possible I'm not the only Scotsman on the forum, but if I am then I will do what I always do, and that's provide a service. Have you always wondered something about Scotland? Are you unsure as to what Scotland actually is? Well FUCK Google, go straight to the source and ask me anything!


*Lies

You ever enjoy drinking with a New Zealander or Australian?

 

[Olikunmissile]

Oh dear lord. It's like those 4chan threads all over again. I never did like these threads.

But what the hell, haggis. Yummy or not?

 

[Super Toast]

How many Scotsmen does it take to change a light bulb?

Who is the manliest scot-man of all time?

WHERE IS THE BOMB?! TELL ME OR MILLIONS OF PEOPLE WILL DIE!!

 

[Gaz6231]

You ever enjoy drinking with a New Zealander or Australian?

Did some bar work with an Aussie once, nicest bloke I've ever worked with. He had basically no concept of subtlety, which was what I loved about him.

But what the hell, haggis. Yummy or not?

Who're you callin' haggis?

 

[Gaz6231]

How many Scotsmen does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold it, and one to drink 'til the room spins.

Who is the manliest scot-man of all time?

Sean Connery. That man can impregnate at fifty paces.

WHERE IS THE BOMB?! TELL ME OR MILLIONS OF PEOPLE WILL DIE!!

*maniacal death laughter*

 

[Thyunda]

How many Scotsmen does it take to change a light bulb?

Who is the manliest scot-man of all time?

WHERE IS THE BOMB?! TELL ME OR MILLIONS OF PEOPLE WILL DIE!!

One. Then three others in case they need to put a scare into it.

The manliest Scotsman is the one that ate the bomb.

See above.

 

[Super Toast]

How many Scotsmen does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold it, and one to drink 'til the room spins.

Who is the manliest scot-man of all time?

Sean Connery. That man can impregnate at fifty paces.

WHERE IS THE BOMB?! TELL ME OR MILLIONS OF PEOPLE WILL DIE!!

*maniacal death laughter*

You just drank your last pint!

 

[Thyunda]

How many Scotsmen does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold it, and one to drink 'til the room spins.

Who is the manliest scot-man of all time?

Sean Connery. That man can impregnate at fifty paces.

WHERE IS THE BOMB?! TELL ME OR MILLIONS OF PEOPLE WILL DIE!!

*maniacal death laughter*

I suspect Sean Connery ate the bomb.

 

[Ferroto Baggins]

Who made the decision to put men in skirts.

 

[Gaz6231]

Who made the decision to put men in skirts.

I dunno, but he's responsible for yer womenfolk fawning over us like drunken nymphs.


Burrrn.

 

[De Ronneman]

Here's one for you:

Why does this topic exist?

 

[Gaz6231]

Mostly for my own amusement and to give the community a chance to engage in some harmless pseudo-racism.

I am, however, willing to stretch its purpose to include general, nae-nonsense advice.

 

[Sanctus Hospes]

How accurate was Braveheart?

 

[Gaz6231]

About as accurate as Michael J fox dual-wielding Desert Eagles.

 

[BlastedTheWorm]

Where are you from? Are you more Scottish than me?

 

[Latinidiot]

didn't we do this like 3 months ago?

Yes, yes we did.

I remember it like it was yesterday.....

 

[Olikunmissile]

You ever enjoy drinking with a New Zealander or Australian?

Did some bar work with an Aussie once, nicest bloke I've ever worked with. He had basically no concept of subtlety, which was what I loved about him.

But what the hell, haggis. Yummy or not?

Who're you callin' haggis?

YOU!

Nah I'm mildly trolling.

I've spent a lot of time up that way, made a lot of friends up there considering how you Scots we English don't get along too well

Never did try haggis though. Did a tour of the Speyside whiskey breweries. Couldn't eat too much with a 7 day hangover.

 

[Eumersian]

How do you pronounce "McPherson"?

 

[Gaz6231]

Where are you from? Are you more Scottish than me?

Well technically I'm half Irish, so probably not.

How do you pronounce "McPherson"?

exactly the way you just did in your head.