Ask a Scotsman

[Eumersian]

How do you pronounce "McPherson"?

exactly the way you just did in your head.

You mean "mick-fur-sun"? That's how I did.

 

[Gaz6231]

Give that man a coconut!

 

[Something Amyss]

Is it true no true Scotsman would put sugar in his porridge?

It used to be true, but have you actually tasted porridge? Frankly if breaking a national stereotype lets me enjoy an otherwise bland foodstuff then pass the Tate & Lyle.

Yeah, I've tasted the stuff. My family originated in Scotland. And Canada. not many things are still "traditional," so many generations removed, but I grew up on Porridge.